"Just keep that hand on the lantern where we can all see it, cousin fucker."

[Nevilledog]

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Adam Parkhomenko
@AdamParkhomenko
Just keep that hand on the lantern where we can all see it, cousin fucker.

Rudy W. Giuliani
@RudyGiuliani
“Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their party.” - Paul Revere.

Now is the time for all good men and women to come to the aid of their Nation, reject socialism and censorship, and preserve our American way of life!
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David Frum
@davidfrum
The quote isn't from Paul Revere, or any other hero of the American revolution or any other time, it's a typing drill invented a century ago to maximize left-right hand-switching on a QWERTY key board
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[underpants]

1. Oh come on.

I mean he did marry the cousin, didn’t he?

[YessirAtsaFact]

2. He acts like his mother is also his aunt

And daddy is also his uncle

[lastlib]

8. "Uncle Daddy"?

"Aunt Momma"?

that's messed up, but 'splains a lot!

[CrispyQ]

3. "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." Thomas Jefferson

[Nevilledog]

5. *snicker*

[Saboburns]

4. Dying over here

🤣🤣🤣

[panader0]

6. "Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me." G. Washington

[Heartstrings]

7. "It's fun to stay at the YMCA"....djtrump

[meadowlander]

9. Not sure leaning into the "good men" demographic is a winner for the GOP.

[Zorro]

10. "And Every Good Boy Does Fine!" Abraham Lincoln

[DFW]

11. Paul Revere???

“A stitch in time saves nine”—Betsy Ross

Hey. I can play that game, too

“Hi diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle”—Nero

[abqtommy]

12. I always liked Paul Revere And The Raiders*... Rutty Drool-iani not so much.

* https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffnt&q=paul+revere+and+the+raiders+youtube&ia=web