A mob of centrists just went down my street,

[NameAlreadyTaken]

and let me tell you they were hell bent on inciting a reasonable discussion. Their protest signs had footnotes. Pages from Kant's "Critique of Pure Reason" were left on car windshields. Instead of stealing my Biden/Harris yard sign, they studied both sides of it, to make an informed decision. Rather than forming a blockade to traffic, they created a lane in the middle of the road, and admonished drivers to neither turn left nor turn right. At the end of the block, the centrists intermingled with a group of moderates, at a safe distance, and it quickly erupted into intelligent discourse over which group was more balanced. The cops did NOTHING. I want to write a sternly worded letter, but I'm undecided.

[PatSeg]

1. K&R

[greenjar_01]

2. Jesus, I hope they weren't spreading around the

On the Deduction of the Pure Concepts of the Understanding section.

Fucking animals.

[NameAlreadyTaken]

4. That's where I would draw the line too.

[Hortensis]

17. I won't even look that radical liberal Enlightenment crap up

to see what it is.

[The Magistrate]

3. A Czech Writer Named Hasek, Sir, Back Before The Great War In Austria-Hungary

After being imprisoned briefly as an anarchist, created the 'Party of Reasonable Progress', with the slogan 'What do we want? Reasonable change! When do we want it? In due course!'

[NameAlreadyTaken]

5. That's great!

[DoBotherMe]

6. Lol!

[Thomas Hurt]

7. a marvelous take down of those unreasonably reasonable centrists.

[NameAlreadyTaken]

9. The levelheads!

[sarge43]

14. Cautiously balanced troublemakers n/t

[tblue37]

8. Very funny. K&R. nt

[gristy]

10. funny!

Funniest thing I've seen in weeks, if you judge by how much I've scared my cat. Very good job. I'm still laughing as I type this. OMgosh.

[RussellCattle]

11. Now this is really funny. Kant, no less. The centrists have to give us more love if only...

....because of our sense of humor. Thanks for posting this.

[lillypaddle]

12. Such a clever one, you are!

[Meowmee]

13. 😹

[sarge43]

15. We may have today's DUzzy. n/t

[Hekate]

16. Such people are a danger to all that is Trumpish!

[evilhime]

18. Must take this for FB . . .

It is superb! THANK YOU!!!!

[jayschool2013]

19. Were they openly carrying

some kind of prolegomena?

[NameAlreadyTaken]

20. Yes, and I just went around and picked up

a few promegolena. I also found prefaces, forewords and outlines. Even a thesis statement in the rose bush (although it had been refuted).

[jayschool2013]

24. Oh, the humanism! NT

[reACTIONary]

29. You didn't happen to stumble upon...

... Perpetual Peace did you?

[NameAlreadyTaken]

30. Oh I did... was that yours? I put it

in the Little Library on the corner.

[reACTIONary]

31. The little library is the place it ought to be...

... and now also is. Sometimes is and ought get along.

[BobTheSubgenius]

21. Write a tepidly-worded letter, and maybe apologize a little.

The Canadian touch might make some people think, just a little bit.

[sprinkleeninow]

22. If only. eom

[NNadir]

23. That is hilarious.

This sort of thing should not be allowed in a country that once allowed a man like the orange racist to play "President."

[stage left]

25. Now

That's hilarious! Moderately so, of course.

[nuxvomica]

26. Even Susan Collins might have found no cause for concern

[Tommymac]

27. The prose is a bit uncertain, was Schrodinger's cat present?

[NameAlreadyTaken]

33. No, but our cat Plop straightened things out

[dchill]

28. At least you're admitting that you've been affected.

[ThoughtCriminal]

32. Centrists don't build concentration camps

But they will stand by and watch while somebody else does.