The White House just called a lid. Trump's heading for his bunker

[octoberlib]

Link to tweet

?s=20

[durablend]

1. Can we make that permanent pls ?

[soothsayer]

4. Soon!

[Midnightwalk]

25. Do we have to?

I’m thinking of a cell cam that you can subscribe to. Funds going to democratic candidates.

It would require agreement by trump but we can probably get that by keeping his commissary account funded. Peanut butter crackers isn't McDonald's but better than nothing.

That was cathartic.

[soothsayer]

2. So long, sucker!

[SallyHemmings]

3. Good

[Airotciv60]

5. a pill

Can he take a pill?

[Dem2theMax]

10. Many pills.

[magicarpet]

28. Three fists full of pills,.. give him a wide assortment,..

...uppers,.. downers,.... opium derivatives,.... trDump can do an Elvis Presley exit.

Maybe Biden won't have to wait until January 2021 to say trDumpie has left the building (White House).

[Dem2theMax]

34. I like your thinking.

And, we could start fumigating the White House much sooner. Get it all nice and pretty for President Biden.

[Captain Stern]

42. But not three of his tiny fistfuls...that would only be like 3 pills. n/t

[lindysalsagal]

6. After you put a lid on it, can you put a sock in it, too? And take away his mobile?

~Thanks~

[EndlessWire]

17. I love the cat meme you are using. n/t

[W_HAMILTON]

7. Start packing your shit up while you're there, asshole.

[0rganism]

8. tweeting from his basement, eh?

look how the worm has turned...

[Just_Vote_Dem]

9. I thought "a lid" meant something else...

[EndlessWire]

19. LOL! n/t

[procon]

11. Trump needs to self medicate.. Orders the Party Bucket

of KFC Extra Crispy.

[llmart]

12. Oh goody.

We can get a headstart on getting used to not seeing that f***er.

[madaboutharry]

13. He has probably been heavily sedated.

The White House staff had him knocked out to stop him from destroying property and hurting himself.

[Digger]

27. Yup.

They had to shoot him with a tranquillizer harpoon dart from 50 feet away; but it's beginning to take effect.

[Talitha]

29. Dart gun maybe?

[Catherine Vincent]

14. So he's not dancing?

[maryellen99]

15. I wonder if he got a heads up about NV nt

[octoberlib]

21. I don't know but Giuliani just cancelled his press conference in Philly

Link to tweet

?s=20

[Blue Owl]

16. Thank God

Feel free to call your lid or whatever for the rest of the year, as far as I care

[GoCubsGo]

18. All the stress, drugs, travel and COVID catching up to him, finally?

He's got to be a physical wreck, as well as a mental one by now. Worse than normal.

[spanone]

20. Hope he has nightmares of Joe Biden climbing over his unscalable wall

[fleur-de-lisa]

22. But but but what happened to his victory party of 250-400 guests?

[Totally Tunsie]

23. Hiding and sulking!

What a raving sight he must be!

The "lid" may well be because his aides are shielding his meltdown from the public. Get ready for the whitecoats!

[DFW]

26. Don't you know the Trump version? Allow me...........

[Totally Tunsie]

32. OMG - That's golden!

I had never seen that before, and don't know how I missed it.

Thank you for enlightening and entertaining.

[DFW]

35. I made it about 3 years ago, but never publicized it much.

Seems appropriate now, though, don't you think?

[Totally Tunsie]

36. WHOA! You made that?

A man of many talents! That was really one of the best I've seen.

[DFW]

38. Guilty as charged!

And thanks. I've been doing these things for years now. I write them, and direct/perform/oversee (depending on time available) the production with some friends back in the USA. Sometimes I partner with a guy who goes by the name "Parody Project," who is a gifted videographer. His name is Don, and he is a talented musician in his own right. This was our first joint effort last year:

[PCIntern]

44. That's excellent!!!

Wow.

[DFW]

45. It's been a few years since I made that one. There are more recent ones. n/t

[DFW]

24. Maybe he is shouting in German

Das sind alles Verräter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(They are all traitors)

[torius]

30. 50 Ways To Leave Ypur Bunker

Just slip out the back, Jack
Go running to Vlad.

[dustyscamp]

31. Sinner Man

[Vivienne235729]

33. What is a lid? does that mean he conceded?

[grantcart]

40. No more on the record statements to the press. They can go hone

[Vivienne235729]

43. Thank you

[Blue_true]

37. He is binge eating hamberders and beautiful chocolate cake, with two scoops of ice cream. nt

[Totally Tunsie]

39. LOL - Probably so.

He fed his election night guests sliders and french fries. Such a classy guy.

[grantcart]

41. He will move to twitter