I wonder why we didn't "steal" the Senate, too.

[Ohio Dem]

I mean, while we were at it. Seems like a lost opportunity. Didn't anybody think of that?

Well, maybe next time.

[NYC Liberal]

1. It's like how Hillary stole millions of votes in solid blue states like California and NY

but didn't think to steal any in Ohio or Michigan or Pennsylvania.

[Ohio Dem]

10. It was probably the emails that stopped her from thinking of that.

Damn you, emails!

[JI7]

2. This is one reason it might be hard for Top Republicans to support Trump's claims

But they still have to deal with the Trump Cult who might vote them out if they don't support Trump.

It's their own fault for getting into this situation.

[Ohio Dem]

8. Color me ...

not compassionate to those assholes.

[Thekaspervote]

3. He only thinks of himself.

[Leghorn21]

4. Shadowy Dem Operatives On the Job!:

Shadowy Dem Operative 1: So you rigged it all, right?

Shadowy Dem Operative 2: Yup, POTUS is ours

SDO1: Nice. With that and the Senate, we'll be set to install neo-Marxism

SDO2: ...

SDO1: You did remember to rig the Senate vote, right?

SDO2: ...

SDO1: Jesus Christ, Carl...

Link to tweet

[Ohio Dem]

7. Exactly!

Fuckin' Carl. Every time, there's one.

[RockRaven]

5. The key to conspiratorial thinking is to simultaneously believe in extraordinarily widespread

secrecy and effectiveness amongst the conspirators, but also that they left clues out in the open all over the place and are completely block-headed in their goals and methods.

[Ohio Dem]

9. We're gonna take their guns, while

the Federal Government is inherently incompetent. Yep.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

[Nexus2]

6. We're clearly waiting for the right time.

And the stars are not right