I had 19 tabs open in my browser...

[LuckyCharms]

A loud TV on downstairs tuned to CNN.

A loud TV on upstairs tuned to MSNBC.

A loud video on my desktop computer playing Trump's speech.

My phone turned to maximum volume playing political videos.

All at the same time.

It's all quiet now, but it took me about an hour to ask myself "What the fuck are you doing"?

[qazplm135]

1. I have 17, but 18 if you count the tab in my second browser

I have more tabs going than an alcoholic.

[Marie Marie]

2. You are being a concerned Patriot.

[barbtries]

3. omigawd.

i am switching maniacally from DU to FB to Twitter and watching League of Denial on youtube.

I can't hang with the news these days, so i keep looking for the latest on these pages.

[Stallion]

4. I've Been Sleeping with TV on in case I Wake Up to Victory Announcement

[Nevilledog]

5. Yeah, but how many were PornHub? Those don't count.

[LuckyCharms]

7. When I watch PornHub...

I have so many tabs open that each one is about 1/16 of an inch wide on my large monitor.

And when I'm done, it takes me 6 hours to close them all.

As I sit there and close each one, in shame.

[Nevilledog]

9. That's too much detail to NOT be true.

[LuckyCharms]

11. I know. And I'm so jaded that it takes me

hours to find a good one.

And my searches look like this:

Mature BBW Granny Petite Cellulite Wet Harem Eyes Rolling Voyeur Public Sex Armpit Necklace Shoes High Heels Stockings Small Big

[Nevilledog]

13. *snort*

[LuckyCharms]

15. Yes! That too!

Snort grunt moan noise silent cameraman

[Nevilledog]

17. 1 too many words....you have failed the dementia test.

[Hugin]

21. I'm saving your search terms.

I might need it in a couple of days for a friend.

Thanks.

[canetoad]

6. What they say about info overload

Is all bullshit. MOAR INPUT.

[blogslut]

8. I get it

I don't want to miss the moment we hit 270 but man, it's been a slog

[Pobeka]

10. Slacker. I have 48 tabs open across 3 browser windows.

Weirdly, I use them all every day.

I need a 12 step program for this problem I think

[crickets]

16. Tab twin, omg. It's not just me. nt

[Backseat Driver]

20. LHM - I thought I was bad with 12 or so over 4

Only thing I keep pinned on this one is a site that probably softballs my county's CoVid-19 level which has lots of ICU beds, DU and a site for some peering into MLS photos of seller's houses, ...pretty much sleazy flippers slapping lipstick on unfit 100-year-old ladies' good and bad bones, and Little Boxes "ticky-tacky and they all look just the same," and a few "the rich live differently" just for kicks, but all mostly sad and empty of ever being MY home, and so Backseat Driver spends most hours sipping from time to time on non-alcohol, non-soda drinkage.

Perpetual email on another for "screen-shopping" what I'll never buy, HAHAHA!; weather, social media, streaming, mind-numbing games, and order-in grocery sites on the third.

Well, you gotta have room for blind surfin' other stuff, LOL!

Need 12-step indeed!

[nocoincidences]

12. I have been feeling guilty about my regular 9 tabs open.

I am not worthy.

[ecstatic]

14. lol. I've sort of tuned out. Still on DU and twitter but

watching UFO shows. lol.

[ismnotwasm]

18. I'm listening to Sherlock Holmes on audiobook

Soothing

[Blue_true]

19. I am glad that you got to that question.

Sometime we just need to slow down and chill.

[Hugin]

22. Suddenly, all's quiet on the digital front.

Too quiet.

Five states within a hair's breadth of announcing something Il Douche doesn't want to hear and not brave enough to be the first on the beach during Dump-the-Dumpster day.

I know exactly what you're saying. I was frantically trying to find some source of breaking information during the tumult of the actual election and hadn't shifted out of Clockwork Orange mode, yet.

The only thing on here currently is CNN where watching them break down into an outrageous ad-hoc streaming consciousness mode of what they really think sitting on a set they thought would be gone two days ago is proving very refreshing and cathartic.

That guy with the numbers and the touch boards should absolutely get some sort of a "Rainman" medal or award after this and be carried through the streets as a hero.