Any DUers ready to launch resume writing advice service for unemployed Repubs.?

[spooky3]

You’ll run a brisk business, but get your pay in advance.

[marylandblue]

1. There is a shortage of baby sitters in the DC area. They are well qualified for that.

[spooky3]

4. Lol! There is no more difficult toddler. Nt

[niyad]

5. Would any sane person want those slimeballs near children?

[marylandblue]

12. I'm a believer in rehabilitation and security cameras.

My kid's pretty tough too. She can handle them

[niyad]

14. Ahhhh. "The Ransom of Red Chief" comes to mind. Or, perhaps, "Home Alone".

[niyad]

2. Nah. I refuse to have any dealings with traitors.

[unblock]

3. someone already suggested they put down that they were in prison rather than working for donnie

[Nevilledog]

7. Ha! 👇

[unblock]

13. see what i did there -- someone already did it two minutes in the future!

[Nevilledog]

6. I think they'd be better off having a 4 yr gap in employment and saying they were in prison.

[niyad]

8. In normal times, a WH gig on one's resume would be impressive. These days, not so much.

[bigtree]

9. if you happen to get one of their resumes

...bring them in, string them out with promises, then don't take any more of their calls.

[dianaredwing]

10. not really, but just as lucratively (sic)

we could all file a class action law suit against the whole group siting physical and mental harm done over the past four years. It would be as likely to generate a profit as writing resumes for them Plus, we wouldn't have to lie.

[peacebuzzard]

11. if so, prepare to be dealing with dysfunctional drama

can't imagine anything more boring.