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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDad Joke time - Why can't trump go to the White House anymore?
Because it's forBiden!
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Dad Joke time - Why can't trump go to the White House anymore? (Original Post)
Roland99
Nov 2020
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eleny
(46,166 posts)1. First rec for you, honey
Love,
Mom
did I have a half-brother I didn't know about?
eleny
(46,166 posts)7. Yes, and he's inheriting everything
Enterstageleft
(3,395 posts)11. Maybe one of Bannons ex lawyers...
would represent me.
eleny
(46,166 posts)12. Are we having fun tonight or what?!
I almost feel like I found the fun that got lost 4 years ago. The best silly season.
Enterstageleft
(3,395 posts)14. This is fun.
My sense of humor was repressed for the last 4 years, and I really missed it.
I love Joe/Kamala, and Barack/Michelle, and their wonderful smiles and sense of humor.
IT"S BACK.
Let us all celebrate the return of normalcy and fun again.
Love you all...
Roland99
(53,342 posts)6. yay...I still get my ice cream tonight then?
two scoops!
eleny
(46,166 posts)8. Yes, with a hunk of cake
Roland99
(53,342 posts)9. that's the best! cake crumbs with melted ice cream!
eleny
(46,166 posts)10. Mom knows how you love it
now I'm debating a quick errand to one of the several dessert places around
(or maybe I'll just have my daughter bring me home a McFlurry)
dchill
(38,472 posts)2. He's here all week!
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)3. Lol
Good one!
brettdale
(12,377 posts)4. hahaha
Classic joke.