What will trump's letter in the drawer to Joe Biden say?

[tulipsandroses]

The last communication from the outgoing president to incoming president - when revealed, have shown to be beautiful prose.

What will trump's letter say?

I won. Nobody wins like me?

[OhNo-Really]

1. A scorpion 🦂

[Xipe Totec]

2. Prepare more excuses. nt

[LuckyCharms]

3. Dear Joe,

Dear Joe,

Covfefe.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Donald J. Trump

[Orangepeel]

4. he's not going to write a letter

he might sign his name on a blank piece of paper, but probably won't

[catbyte]

5. There won't be one.

They'll probably really boobytrap the West Wing just like they lied about the Obama staffers doing.

[Violet_Crumble]

9. I hate it when someone says what I was going to say!

Trump hasn't located his Big Boy Pants yet and there's no sign he will. A letter will be the last thing to worry about. There's disinfecting the White House after dragging the Sore Loser out kicking and screaming to take care of before that...

[catbyte]

20. Great minds think alike.

[eleny]

6. I'm running again in 2024

[AleksS]

7. Better questions:

Crayon or sharpie?
How many misspellings?
Does he call Biden “Sleepy Joe?”
Does he deny losing?
Does he accuse Biden of cheating?
Who will write the note (since trump is borderline illiterate)?
Will there be a note?
Will trump have time to write a note while he’s too busy looting the White House?

[Tanuki]

8. I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole if I were Joe. There would be

nothing that vermin could say that would interest me, and I wouldn't put it past him to have his Kremlin handlers lace it with some exotic neurotoxin.

[Kitchari]

19. Good point

I was going to say "Don't touch it b/c it's probably smeared with poo," but your answer is smarter and more astute

[zebrapa]

10. Color ?

What color crayon will he use?

[cornball 24]

11. Don't know what his incoherent scrawling will try to say but it will be done with a SHARPIE!

[ooky]

12. "My dad could beat up your dad".

[IngridsLittleAngel]

13. I have a guess.. And it'll be written in orange crayon, of course

Dear Sleepy Joe,

I hope your Revolutionary War Airports get destroyed. You're not qualified to be president - you didn't have a reality show. I bet you never had 18 holes in one during a round of golf either. Eat more hamberders and drink more covfefe - maybe then you won't be so low-energy. I can't wait until Nancy tries to impeach you too.

Vlad said he hates you and he'll never love you bigly like he loves me.

Your favorite president,
Donald Barron Dennison

[JDC]

14. Man, woman, person, camera, TV

All misspelled of course.

[58Sunliner]

15. There won't be one. Just a possible list of grievances.

I'd burn it.

[kacekwl]

16. All I know is I wouldn't touch a thing in that place

until complete re-do and fumigation done. Seriously.

[Takket]

17. here it is

[qazplm135]

18. He can't write

So whatever picture he can draw with his sharpie

[chriscan64]

21. He'll hit Joe up for a couple of bucks.

"If you could do $10 or $20, maybe $421,000,000 that would be great."

[jcgoldie]

22. Eat mor chikin

[Xolodno]

23. He won't have to.

Pence will probably be the one to write it after he resigns.

[lettucebe]

24. It'll say, "Do you like me?" Yes A Lot, or Yes are the choices with check boxes in crayon

[bluecollar2]

25. He won't write one...

..pathetic loser choked...