Anyone have a job for Mike Pence?

[milestogo]

Chief skill: Stares adoringly for hours without speaking, blinking, or moving a muscle.

[rownesheck]

1. He would make

a good pole.

[TruckFump]

2. Mother's Little Helper - perfect job for Pence! EOM

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

16. LOL! I guess he'd have to take any job 'mother' told him to take. (whip snap) n/t

[dhill926]

3. greeter at Walmart....

he has that pasted on, fake smile...

[Ohiogal]

4. Human flypaper?

[AngryOldDem]

5. State of Indiana administration prolly has some janitorial positions open.

Never want to see him in any political role ever again.

Bad enough his brother, Greg, won a House seat this week.

[Kali]

6. color match strip for a mayo factory

[magicarpet]

7. An undertaker for werewolves,... vampires,... and zombies.

He can drink their blood and replace it with formaldehyde and vodka.

[trackfan]

8. He'd make a good scarecrow

if he were a bit more lifelike.

[SWBTATTReg]

9. night manager at one of trump's hotels, but I don't think the hotels are going to be trump's much

longer...

[rsdsharp]

10. Proofreader at an M&M factory.

[Ferrets are Cool]

11. Fly-Keeper

[C_U_L8R]

12. He'll do just fine

Selling pardons for large deposits into Cypriot bank accounts.

[Dem4Life1102]

13. Race Bannon impersonator?

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

14. Ok, you HAVE TO TAKE that back!!! hahahaha.... NO WAY! n/t

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

15. What jobs today make it possible to not be in a room alone with a female?

Hmmm..... Okay, towel boy at WWE events.

[milestogo]

17. Gay men's bath attendant?