UN "plot" to create homosexuals, sez Catholic Church...

[brooklynite]

El Pais:

The Spanish Catholic Church is also concerned about homosexuality. During his Boxing Day sermon, the Bishop of Córdoba, Demetrio Fernández, said there was a conspiracy by the United Nations. "The Minister for Family of the Papal Government, Cardinal Antonelli, told me a few days ago in Zaragoza that UNESCO has a program for the next 20 years to make half the world population homosexual. To do this they have distinct programs, and will continue to implant the ideology that is already present in our schools."

Okay, I want to know who blabbed...

The gathering in Madrid under the motto "Christian Family: the hope of Europe" was organized by the Bishops Conference and Catholic organizations.

Organizers had expected up to 500,000 worshippers, but police said the figure was much lower.

Can't imagine why...

[peacebird]

1. How is the UN going to do that? I know no amount of goading or schooling would change my orientation

[brooklynite]

3. What if they threw in a cool t-shirt?

[MattBaggins]

9. Make it a 55" LED TV and I'll join up

[jberryhill]

2. Good

I can't dress for crap. I hope it improves my sense of style.

Maybe I'll get back into shape too.

[Politicalboi]

4. The UN is fixing God's mistake

We need more gays. It's hard to find that special someone, and this would make it a lot easier. LOL!

[Dragonbreathp9d]

7. Not to mention helping millions of orphans find loving homes

And helping stem overpopulation simultainiously

[msongs]

5. world's biggest extortion racket picks fight with UN lol nt

[Dragonbreathp9d]

6. Damnit! They finally figured out our "agenda"!

[Politicalboi]

10. LOL!

Yup they have. Now we are exposed. I had already racked up around 500 people that I turned gay without them even knowing it. All that work may be all for nothing now.

[Humanist_Activist]

8. I truly hope the plot is true, it would be awesome!

I see no down side to this at all. Oh, and the Bishop is a bigoted fool.

[TlalocW]

11. Well, to misquote Louis Armstrong

What a faaaaa-buloussss world it will be.

TlalocW

[Ecumenist]

12. Wait wut? How do you MAKE someone gay?! Apparently, something's

happened because you can't make some gay anymore than you can make them straight. I'm sure that there are gay men and women who are no more attracted to members of the opposite sex that I am to a woman...AND THAT CANNOT BE CHANGED, sorry to tell ya, Demetrio Fernandez. I wasn't aware that UNESCO could accomplish the impossible. Really??!! Demetrio was smoking something REALLY strong. 50% OF THE WORLD POPULATION??!!

I got nothing but heartfelt love for my LBGT sisters and brothers but I cannot visualise any scenario where 500-FUCKINGPERCENT of the WORLD POPULATION (that would be about 3.5 BILLION, WITH A "B", people)....If Unesco can convert HALF of every man, woman and child on the planet, then conversely,(theoretically) there would be a way to make folks straight.

[JoePhilly]

13. The Catholic Church has been making gay men for centuries.

[Homer Wells]

14. Crazy Loon!

However, it could be a very effective way of decreasing the world population.
LOL

[EC]

15. For crying out loud..

What the hell is possessing people? There is so much over the top shit anymore, I've got to wonder if there is some sort of chemical in the air or water making people crazy? Too much lead and mercury?