Borowitz Is Mean

[JimGinPA]

McDonald’s Rejects Kushner’s Job Application

[csziggy]

1. His customer service abilities didn't meet their standards

[KY_EnviroGuy]

2. You have to smile, not smirk at McDonald's!

He flunked Hospitality 101..........

[cureautismnow]

3. Walmart is always looking for greeters.

He'll need an attitude adjustment however.

[Progressive Jones]

7. Too young. nt

[Tribetime]

11. He could never work for anybody wouldn't be able to take orders

[Gothmog]

4. I love good satire

[Grokenstein]

5. "I'm sorry, your appearance is upsetting the customers..."

"I do. Not understand. I am a. Human earthling. Like you."

[pecosbob]

6. 'While McDonald's supports opportunity for all in America,

we require that our candidates qualify as Homo sapiens and not Crocodylus palustris.'

[keithbvadu2]

8. Qualifications?

[Revanchist]

9. He looks like he'd make a great mortician

[Drahthaardogs]

15. Yes. I said a few months ago, he could always be

Cast as the creepy mortician in every horror flick

[MaryMagdaline]

10. Can't wait til they throw him out of classified transition meetings

[Tribetime]

12. 👍he doesn't want to work

[Demovictory9]

13. Lol

[Demovictory9]

14. Daddy would buy mcd for him