"I saw Donald Trump's presidency come crashing down at Four Seasons Total Landscaping"

[steve2470]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/i-saw-donald-trump-s-presidency-come-crashing-down-at-four-seasons-total-landscaping-b1699962.html

It began, as all good 2020 capers do, with a tweet from the president of the United States. It ended with his personal lawyer in the parking lot of a landscaping company, struggling to be heard over a man in his underpants shouting about George Soros.

They say a star burns brightest just before it dies, and this was the Trump presidency in all its flaming glory.

For five straight days, the world had waited for news, any news, from Pennsylvania, which for all of that time had been expected to imminently decide the winner of a bitter election. The president had spent much of the intervening period making grave and entirely unsubstantiated allegations of voter fraud, but even so he was unusually quiet.

"Lawyers Press Conference at Four Seasons, Philadelphia. 11:00 A.M," he wrote to his 88 million followers on Saturday morning.

much more at link at top. Steve Schmidt of The Lincoln Project had this to say:

Link to tweet

[empedocles]

1. So bizarre

[lagomorph777]

19. Rudy's Spinal Tap moment

I can't stop laughing about this. He's a parody of a satire of a joke!

[Harker]

2. The tot who cried "wolf"!

He said the election that he "won" was rigged, too.

[panader0]

3. This is up there with the Battle of Lake Travis.

[CurtEastPoint]

4. What was the KellyAnne battle she touted? Greensomething?

[steve2470]

6. Bowling Green massacre

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowling_Green_massacre

[CurtEastPoint]

9. Lord. How could i have forgotten.

[Arkansas Granny]

10. Or the Bowling Green Massacre.

[BComplex]

5. That shows how much competence the trump circus has exhibited in running the country

for the past 4 years.

It's been a bad side-show.

[dchill]

7. Oh. Oh! K&R!

[Gothmog]

8. No decent attorney would work for trump

[SkyDaddy7]

14. +1,000,000 nt.

[Larissa]

23. Trump is a terrible legal client

He stiffs his attorneys and he won't keep his mouth shut.

[Gothmog]

24. trump does not pay and is advancing arguments that have no merit

Without real evidence of voter fraud, the courts will not lsiten to trump's claim. The voter fraud hotline is a really dumb way to document voter fraud. For example, here is one of the voice actors from the Gravity Falls show

Link to tweet

[yardwork]

11. Kick to read later.

[Piasladic]

12. Heck of a story

I enjoyed reading it. thanks

[dalton99a]

13. His entire presidency is a clusterfuck of tragic proportions

[Danascot]

15. Best Twitter comment:

Link to tweet

[shelshaw]

16. It's the Four Seasons of the apocalypse

[EndlessWire]

17. You just can't make this stuff up. n/t

[PubliusEnigma]

18. I'll never forget the pitch of Rudy's voice after he was informed of Biden's Victory. Rat in a trap!

[TexasBushwhacker]

20. Like Michael Cohen said, Rudy's drunk all the time

or senile, or both. Definitely not firing on all cylinders, and this is following the Borat debacle.

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

21. And, the adult bookstore still had customers during this televised debacle ...

"honey, I was on tv today, it sort of involved Ricardo Montalbam..."

[tanyev]

22. Marking to read later.