Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:17 PM

Looking toward a brighter future, where do you think they should bury Trump?

Under the Mar a Lago clubhouse?

Maybe under a section of his wall?

Seems like it would have to be a place where they could sell tickets and merch...

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Looking toward a brighter future, where do you think they should bury Trump? (Original post)	Thomas Hurt	Nov 2020	OP
Flush him down his gold toilet?	Karadeniz	Nov 2020	#1
Came into the thread with the same thought ...nt	Jarqui	Nov 2020	#17
Can you even imagine how many flushes that will take?	KentuckyWoman	Nov 2020	#40
Under the prison he will die in?	Eliot Rosewater	Nov 2020	#2
Attica.	CatMor	Nov 2020	#14
This!👆	SheltieLover	Nov 2020	#36
Somewhere that we can all..	luvs2sing	Nov 2020	#3
At sea! Just off the Coast of Mar a Lago. aybe the sharks will have dinner. n/t	napi21	Nov 2020	#4
Someplace where nobody cares whether grass will grow on it	The Velveteen Ocelot	Nov 2020	#5
On the contrary, he's full of fertilizer....	Klaralven	Nov 2020	#19
Wherever NYC dumps its garbage.	apnu	Nov 2020	#6
Shark tank	dweller	Nov 2020	#7
It Would be really wise for him to chose cremation. Considering what ppl did to his Hollywood star	Thekaspervote	Nov 2020	#8
Sayyy I know a place near Four Seasons Total Landscaping!	soothsayer	Nov 2020	#34
Dispose him the same way they did bin laden	still_one	Nov 2020	#9
You beat me to it!	grumpyduck	Nov 2020	#29
After the enema	tavernier	Nov 2020	#10
After the enema	Enterstageleft	Nov 2020	#38
Anywhere but Arlington.	PubliusEnigma	Nov 2020	#11
They probably won't.	DEbluedude	Nov 2020	#12
Wherever the effluent from the NYC sewage treatment plant goes...	RockRaven	Nov 2020	#13
Aack! Did you never see C.H.U.D.???	soothsayer	Nov 2020	#35
Out back of the penitentiary	Hekate	Nov 2020	#15
There was a bar I went to in Lima, Peru when I was in the Navy	maxrandb	Nov 2020	#16
Next to this one.	keithbvadu2	Nov 2020	#18
....or beneath it....?	lastlib	Nov 2020	#23
Black Lives Matter Plaza.	jls4561	Nov 2020	#20
Yucca Mountain--isn't that where they put radioactive waste?	lastlib	Nov 2020	#21
Fukishima.	milestogo	Nov 2020	#22
Cremate him and put him in his favorite NYC building	jmowreader	Nov 2020	#24
The precise coordinates where they dumped Osama Bin Laden.	gordianot	Nov 2020	#25
In the landfill closest to where he dies. nt	Blue_true	Nov 2020	#26
The Meadowlands. Along with Jimmy Hoffa.	dhol82	Nov 2020	#27
Use the Zoroastrian "tower of silence"	AmericanCanuck	Nov 2020	#28
In a US Marine latrine in Vietnam	PirateRo	Nov 2020	#30
Near one of the polar ice caps	Norbert	Nov 2020	#31
I'm sure Russia has many fine cemetaries.	Grokenstein	Nov 2020	#32
Berkeley Pit superfund site.	GemDigger	Nov 2020	#33
Rupert Murdoch's front lawn.	KY_EnviroGuy	Nov 2020	#37
Chernobyl	MoonlitKnight	Nov 2020	#39
Downwind and uphill	greenjar_01	Nov 2020	#41
Kilauea	lpbk2713	Nov 2020	#42
at the Four Seasons (landscape headquarters, that is!)	gopiscrap	Nov 2020	#43
That's an easy one....	quickesst	Nov 2020	#44
Does he have to be dead first?	BlueIdaho	Nov 2020	#45
The Mariana Trench	liberaltrucker	Nov 2020	#46

Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:19 PM

Karadeniz (18,273 posts)

1. Flush him down his gold toilet?

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Response to Karadeniz (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:25 PM

Jarqui (8,913 posts)

17. Came into the thread with the same thought ...nt

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 11:45 PM

KentuckyWoman (6,114 posts)

40. Can you even imagine how many flushes that will take?

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:19 PM

Eliot Rosewater (30,015 posts)

2. Under the prison he will die in?

If he is convicted in NY State which prison would he likely go?

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Response to Eliot Rosewater (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:23 PM

CatMor (6,212 posts)

14. Attica.

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Response to Eliot Rosewater (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 10, 2020, 11:02 PM

SheltieLover (54,028 posts)

36. This!👆

Good call, Eliot!

I was going to say with other toxic waste.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:19 PM

luvs2sing (2,220 posts)

3. Somewhere that we can all..

Dance on his grave..or spit on it..or..

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:20 PM

napi21 (45,758 posts)

4. At sea! Just off the Coast of Mar a Lago. aybe the sharks will have dinner. n/t

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:20 PM

The Velveteen Ocelot (105,529 posts)

5. Someplace where nobody cares whether grass will grow on it

because it probably won't.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #5)

Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:27 PM

Klaralven (7,510 posts)

19. On the contrary, he's full of fertilizer....

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:20 PM

apnu (8,634 posts)

6. Wherever NYC dumps its garbage.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:20 PM

dweller (21,907 posts)

7. Shark tank

and by that I mean Great white shark tank

✌🏻

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:21 PM

Thekaspervote (28,585 posts)

8. It Would be really wise for him to chose cremation. Considering what ppl did to his Hollywood star

And rightly so!!

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Response to Thekaspervote (Reply #8)

Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:59 PM

soothsayer (38,601 posts)

34. Sayyy I know a place near Four Seasons Total Landscaping!

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:21 PM

still_one (86,867 posts)

9. Dispose him the same way they did bin laden

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:41 PM

grumpyduck (5,188 posts)

29. You beat me to it!

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:21 PM

tavernier (11,164 posts)

10. After the enema

in a shoe box

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 11:19 PM

Enterstageleft (2,880 posts)

38. After the enema

you could bury him in a thimble.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:22 PM

PubliusEnigma (1,583 posts)

11. Anywhere but Arlington.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:22 PM

DEbluedude (791 posts)

12. They probably won't.

Junior and the other spawn will preserve him. You know, like Lenin. Come one! Come all! 25 bucks entry fee!

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:23 PM

RockRaven (11,973 posts)

13. Wherever the effluent from the NYC sewage treatment plant goes...

I remember hearing a program about the NYC sewage treatment facility... Maybe on Radiolab or This American Life. It was a relatively modern thing. And massive.

As I remember it, it implied it was for the entirety of NYC, so I assume that Queens and Manhattan centralize to the same facility, but maybe that was an oversimplification for the program.

If Queens and Manhattan indeed have separate facilities, then I vote for the Queens one.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 11:01 PM

soothsayer (38,601 posts)

35. Aack! Did you never see C.H.U.D.???

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:23 PM

Hekate (81,627 posts)

15. Out back of the penitentiary

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:24 PM

maxrandb (13,613 posts)

16. There was a bar I went to in Lima, Peru when I was in the Navy

After "several" beers, I asked the waitress where the "head" was.

She directed me out the back door, where there was a long porcelain trough against that back wall of the outside of the bar.

Must have been about 10 or so at a time lined up taking a whiz.

I reccomend burying him under this trough.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:27 PM

keithbvadu2 (30,054 posts)

18. Next to this one.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:30 PM

lastlib (20,035 posts)

23. ....or beneath it....?

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:29 PM

jls4561 (978 posts)

20. Black Lives Matter Plaza.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:29 PM

lastlib (20,035 posts)

21. Yucca Mountain--isn't that where they put radioactive waste?

eom

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:30 PM

milestogo (14,182 posts)

22. Fukishima.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:35 PM

jmowreader (48,625 posts)

24. Cremate him and put him in his favorite NYC building

No, not the gaudy monstrosity on Fifth Avenue.

The Manhattan offices of the US Bankruptcy Court are at 1 Bowling Green, close to the southern tip of the island. And while they're climbing the steps with the urn (or the ziploc bag containing his ashes, same thing either way) they'll be singing the song Trump always sings when he goes there:

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:36 PM

gordianot (14,967 posts)

25. The precise coordinates where they dumped Osama Bin Laden.

I guess it would be after he expired.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:36 PM

Blue_true (31,261 posts)

26. In the landfill closest to where he dies. nt

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:38 PM

dhol82 (9,286 posts)

27. The Meadowlands. Along with Jimmy Hoffa.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:39 PM

AmericanCanuck (1,102 posts)

28. Use the Zoroastrian "tower of silence"

where vultures eat everything but the bones.

Save the bones (and a time lapse video of vultures) for the Trump library

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:43 PM

PirateRo (933 posts)

30. In a US Marine latrine in Vietnam

His bone spurs won’t be a problem, then.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:47 PM

Norbert (5,497 posts)

31. Near one of the polar ice caps

where all the festering, infectious diseases go to be frozen and away from harm.

This would also give the world more incentive to solve the problem of climate change.

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Tue Nov 10, 2020, 10:47 PM

Grokenstein (5,391 posts)