Trump's Crack Legal Team Is Now 1-20

[ChoppinBroccoli]

Who's running that legal team? Hue Jackson?

[relayerbob]

1. They won 1?

I missed that.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

2. They Won A Meaningless Victory

The case they won is the one where PA was ordered to segregate the ballots that came in after Election Day (but postmarked before). They were already doing that anyway. Those ballots were all kept separate and none of them were counted. Those votes aren't even in the vote totals, so keeping them out doesn't change the count in PA one iota. So essentially, the Trump team "won" an order declaring that the sky is blue.

[relayerbob]

10. Ah, I see

Yeah, too minor for me to have paid attention to it amongst all the bleating of the sheep. Thanks

[Nevilledog]

3. What was the 20th?

[ChoppinBroccoli]

5. One Came In Late Tonight. Can't Remember From Where.

It's so hard to keep them all straight.

[Nevilledog]

7. I know!

[displacedtexan]

4. The big win was 4 freaking feet.

Observers had to stand 10' away from poll workers until Trump saved the day by sending highly skilled attorneys into court. The result: Observers got to move 4' closer to observe poll workers.

[marylandblue]

6. As a nearsighted person, I consider it huge victory for the differently sighted.

Now we don't have to wear our glasses when watching the counts. They were getting foggy with the masks on.

[IngridsLittleAngel]

8. I'd say Bob Uecker...

But at least he hit .199. Looks like Babe fucking Ruth compared to .050.

[Yavin4]

9. One more than the NY Jets.

So they have that going for them.