Caption Trump photo

[left-of-center2012]

[Captain Zero]

1. "I thought dry ice would help the boil on my ass."

nt

[judesedit]

2. It was fun while it lasted. Please write to me in jail

[obamanut2012]

3. "I stole their hearts away and put ice in their place."

[no_hypocrisy]

4. See ya, byeeeeee ! ! !

[GoCubsGo]

5. "So long, suckers!"

[skip fox]

6. D.T. is thinking:

"I left my Adderall at the office."

[NotAPuppet]

7. Is this the McDonald's drive through?

I want 5 yuge cheeseburgers!

[unblock]

8. portrait of a frightened man: mr. donald trump, 74, husband, father, and conman on sick leave.

mr. trump has just been discharged from a sanitarium where he spent the last 6 months recovering from a nervous breakdown, the onset of which took place on an evening not dissimilar to this one, on an airliner very much like the one in which mr. trump is about to be flown home.

the difference being that, on that evening half a year ago, mr. trump's flight was terminated by the onslaught of his mental breakdown.

tonight, he's travelling all the way to his appointed destination, which contrary to mr. trump's plan, happens to be in the darkest corner of...

... the twilight zone.

[left-of-center2012]

9. Not a caption, but ...

He looks like a very lonely old man,
who realizes he has lost everything he valued.

[NCjack]

10. Someday soon, I will walk alone.

[peacefreak2.0]

11. Yes, I let the election slide through my tiny, little fingers.