New Reality TV show

Real Douchebags of the Republican Party.
First 2 "stars" to move into the productions Tybee Island beach home, DuhSantus and Whimsy Graham. First episode opens with the first 2 douchebags finishing off a 6 pack of cans of Cupcake Sauvignon Blanc comparing shoes, crying tears about mean people that won't give them money ending in a full blown emotional meltdown "My Pillow" fight about who loves Trump more.
"Next weeks episode they will be joined by"..Line 'em up!