Toilet Paper

[OAITW r.2.0]

I use < 1 roll a month of single ply TP. Sometimes, a little more...sometimes a little less. I have a 24 pack that my son bought me in the 1st TP crisis. Am I OK thru 2023? I do have organic material that could be utilized....if necessary.

[elleng]

1. Plenty @ the grocery store today!

[Wounded Bear]

2. I haven't calibrated my usage that precisely...

I do have 4 rolls of an open pack, plus two unopened 6-roll packs on the shelf. I figure roughly that I have a couple of months worth at least.

I good.

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Being by myself....I have lots of time to contemplate these things....

[Wounded Bear]

5. I live alone too, but some things I don't concentrate on...

yet.

[dweller]

4. with all the stolen ballots I have

I’m good till 2022 ...

✌🏻

[Ilsa]

6. Haaaaaaaaa!!! nt

[Wounded Bear]

7. Shhhhhh!

Don't tell.

[Jeebo]

9. Thanks for that, dweller, I needed a good laugh!

We Democrats do have a healthy sense of humor, something that our current soul-less president lacks.

-- Ron

[oasis]

11. Expect a visit from Trump lawyer, Rudy Gooliyahoo.

[OAITW r.2.0]

13. Oh, you bad......

but so good!

Careful! Your posting here could be used by Donald Trump at the Supreme Court as proof! - evidence of universal voter fraud!

[Nevilledog]

15. Not good enough for them....no Captcha before posting.

[dweller]

22. you got my back

✌🏻

[Nevilledog]

23. Always

[Dem2]

8. I've used a few rolls since March

I use it to dry after my bidet is finished. Technically, I could use the air-dryer in it, but I prefer not to.

[OAITW r.2.0]

14. I'm thinking at 1500 watt dryer would take care of any poops in, say, 15 minutes.

Then you have to chisel it off.....

[Dem2]

16. lol

[captain queeg]

10. I don't get the TP hoarding. I happened to buy a 12 pack last week

Will certainly last me till 2021. I’m sure it’s not all Trumpers but I assume they are the worst. Maybe it’s all that greasy food and beer. We know they are full of shit but they must be producing a huge amount.

[texasfiddler]

12. I have a roll with dumps face on it. Waiting to use it in January for a "special" occasion

[OAITW r.2.0]

17. Best to save that TP for special occasions.

I think you know what I mean.....

[mtnsnake]

18. It's fun to sneak Trump TP into the bathrooms of Trumpsters when they're holding parties

like what I did at a party my wife and I were invited to go to last Christmas. My rolls were similar to the one pictured here.

[3catwoman3]

19. You must be a guy. No way a single roll of 1-ply can last us ladies...

...a whole month.

[OAITW r.2.0]

20. I am the practical sex. Use what you need, no more.

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Course, I am a guy, so no TP when peeing and my one ave poop a day is.....predictable. I am good with my TP usage. Should a TP shortage happen in 2022....I got the nature to back me up.

My tank just got pumped and, with just me, I'm good with 4+ years to my next pumping!

Ed note: Totally downhill, gravity feed, no pumps to push.

[captain queeg]

21. I read a thing about WWII rations one time. The Brits and the Nazis both liked our rations

When they could get them. American rations came with 16 sheets of TP, the Brits only got 4. And ours came with cigarettes too.

[A HERETIC I AM]

24. I read an interesting piece last spring on the hows and whys of the TP Shortage

The writer postulated that many millions of people use the toilet at work, particularly their bowel movements, and as such, they don't use as much TP when at home.

When the panic buying set in earlier this year, it was because people realized they were going to be at home and whole lot more and therefore not able to use the company can.

Also, the types of TP vary significantly between household/consumer style and commercial style. The type you see on large rolls in a public toilet is nothing like your quilted Charmin....AT ALL....and is in fact made on completely different machines by firms that don't typically make consumer grade toilet paper, OR in plants that do not have the proper equipment.

So basically what happened was, the makers of Charmin and Angel Soft and all the rest were inundated with demand beyond their capacity (hence the empty shelves), but if you wanted a large roll of the stuff your company puts in the mens and ladies rooms, there was no problem, you just needed to contact your friendly local industrial supply firm!