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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump Kills White House Turkey For Refusing To Acknowledge Voter Fraud
WASHINGTON--In a scene that shocked many onlookers, Donald J. Trump killed the White House turkey after it refused to acknowledge widespread voter fraud. Trump, who seemed to be conducting some sort of loyalty test with the turkey, demanded to know whether the bird agreed that thousands of votes had been illegally cast in the 2020 election, and became enraged when the fowl merely pecked at the ground. On Capitol Hill, Trumps murder of the turkey received widespread support from congressional Republicans, with Sen. Lindsey Graham commenting, If I had been there, I would have wrung its neck myself.
~Borowitz
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Trump Kills White House Turkey For Refusing To Acknowledge Voter Fraud (Original Post)
JimGinPA
Nov 2020
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XanaDUer2
(10,489 posts)1. I can't find the link. Do you have it? I'm trying
to send it to someone. That's hilarious
JimGinPA
(14,811 posts)2. It's From His Facebook Page
XanaDUer2
(10,489 posts)6. Thank you
SouthernCal_Dem
(852 posts)3. Brilliant
Rice4VP
(1,235 posts)4. I just joked yesterday that if he went through
with the ceremony that he will probably chop off their heads
lpbk2713
(42,736 posts)5. Trump intends to hold President Erdogan personally accountable.
Trump says he will sue for unspecified millions of dollars.
flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)8. The turkey's patriotic friend responds:
Get 'em, Stephen Colbeagle!!!
niyad
(113,021 posts)9. What a sad commentary on the state of our country that we actually had to check first to see
if it was Horowitz or The Onion.
R Merm
(405 posts)10. Isn't tRump the White House Turkey?
MyOwnPeace
(16,916 posts)12. And Lindsey's quote....
Lindsey Graham commenting, If I had been there, I would have wrung its neck myself. he says after years of being a chicken-chocker himself...........
BobTheSubgenius
(11,558 posts)13. Andy Borowitz is so great!
At times, it's hard to tell, at the beginning of a piece, if it's satire or "straight."