A walking ghost tour in Salem, Mass, is suing Gov. Charlie Baker over his limits on group gatherings

[Nevilledog]

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Are they trying to recruit more ghosts for the tour?

[soothsayer]

3. Exactly

[underpants]

2. Do they have to count the ghosts?

[TheBlackAdder]

4. Been there a couple of times, took many of those tours. Most are completely lame.

[StClone]

5. Aside: When I drove through Salem I had a lot of Fun

With my young nephew asking "Is that a witch...is that a witch...is that one?"

[BigmanPigman]

6. My relative was the only female to be tried as a witch in the Phila area in late 1600s.

William Penn was at her trial... her neighbors said she was making their crops fail and was levitating their stock. HA! There was NO EVIDENCE so she was not imprisoned. No evidence...of course there'd be no evidence if she really were a witch, right? I wish I had her powers in 2020 though, I'd put them to good use for the Dems. Rudy and Donny would have curly tails and would say, "Oink" or "Moo-oo".

[Bev54]

7. JC, when do people quit suing everyone for everything.

I live in Canada and it just does not happen here. It is nuts!

[stevil]

8. HA!

Growing up in California at least 1/4 of the commercials on TV were lawyers.