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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsEx-Secret Service agents ponder how to drag Trump from the White House if he refuses to leave
Can only hope there are tasers and dogs involved
https://www.businessinsider.com/biden-trump-eviction-inauguration-secret-service-white-house-2020-11
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/11/ex-secret-service-agents-ponder-how-to-drag-trump-from-the-white-house-if-he-refuses-to-leave/
Link to tweet
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Raster
(20,998 posts)...charge $30.00 for the livestream of tRump* being dragged from the White House!
underpants
(182,718 posts)Best eviction evah. Buhleeveme
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,837 posts)Raster
(20,998 posts)...Everyone in the country would pay to watch that, ESPECIALLY his Rethuglican* allies.
"Is he gone? Can we come out now?"
Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)Bigger than the Mayweather/McGregor fight.
My whole family will be donating plasma to buy a TV and watch that.
Raster
(20,998 posts)...National tRump* Closure Day!
#DragHimOut
onetexan
(13,032 posts)nilram
(2,886 posts)Not securely enough attached
Raster
(20,998 posts)...that is, if they could identify which animal is perched on the top of his head.
NRaleighLiberal
(60,013 posts)Nevilledog
(51,055 posts)C_U_L8R
(44,996 posts)Hell wander out on his own aimlessly seeking signal for his next tweetrage.
kskiska
(27,045 posts)Like Obama said, he'd be out really fast.
underpants
(182,718 posts)Geesh.
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)tavernier
(12,374 posts)Problem solved.
Norbert
(6,039 posts)He will be gone in a matter of minutes.
dware
(12,325 posts)and lead him to the exit and once he's out the door, quickly change the locks.
Solly Mack
(90,761 posts)Hotler
(11,409 posts)hog tie him. if he starts to whine, smack him in the mouth with a rifle butt. Drag him to the street, set him on the curb for the whole world to see.
soothsayer
(38,601 posts)Hotler
(11,409 posts)ecstatic
(32,673 posts)in the back of the van! That part is especially important, according to trump himself! "Don't be too nice," he said.
https://time.com/4878838/president-donald-trump-police-officers/
EndlessWire
(6,477 posts)GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,584 posts)Silent3
(15,178 posts)Nevilledog
(51,055 posts)usedtobedemgurl
(1,130 posts)To paraphrase: dont be gentle. Dont just coax him out. And when you get to the car, dont use your hand to guide him in.
LuckyCharms
(17,421 posts)2naSalit
(86,498 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,421 posts)Right after I posted that, I vacuumed my whole house, and during the entire time I was doing that, I kept thinking that would be a hell of a name for a band...
"Rusty vise-grips on the ding dong".
2naSalit
(86,498 posts)MoonlitKnight
(1,584 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,421 posts)hlthe2b
(102,188 posts)I honestly don't see the problem, except that he will likely pee through his adult depends.
I do feel bad for those assigned to him afterward.
safeinOhio
(32,656 posts)nonirritating tear gas and pepper spray.
JHB
(37,157 posts)He's too much of a personal coward to actually face being physically removed.
It would mean other people's hands, men's hands, touching him unpleasantly.
It would inevitably muss his hair, leaving it unraveled and exposing his splotchy scalp for the world to see.
Mr. Chickenshit won't risk that.
healthnut7
(249 posts)I think it is only appropriate for him to know what that feels like. First for the kids that he has done this to and practice hopefully, for a future jail cell!!!
blueinredohio
(6,797 posts)Best_man23
(4,897 posts)The movie Casino provides one possible example of a way to get it done.
lindysalsagal
(20,638 posts)tinrobot
(10,890 posts)octoberlib
(14,971 posts)jeffreyi
(1,938 posts)jmowreader
(50,546 posts)Call Walter Kidde, who makes fire extinguishers. Have them pull a dozen CO2 fire extinguishers from the production line before they get filled. Fill 'em up with nitrous oxide. Have an appliance dolly at the ready.
On January 20 at 11:30 am, assuming he hasn't already gone to Mar-a-Lago, we send a nice young lady in to his room. She tells him, "Mr. President, it's time to go. Please follow me." Either he does or doesn't. If he does, problem averted. If he doesn't, the twelve biggest men in the Secret Service enter the room and empty their fire extinguishers in his face. When he's out cold, they strap Mushroom Dick to the appliance dolly, wheel it to the parking garage in the basement, load him into a panel van, and drive him to either the airport or the city jail.
Brother Buzz
(36,407 posts)utilizing the trusty cattle prod or tranquilizer darts
The large animal specialist make a good argument for using the cattle prod because it would leave on its own power and not have to be hauled off the premises.
sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)Mc Mike
(9,111 posts)Remand him into NY State and NYC custody, to start the felony trials.
He can sit in solitary in Rikers, for a few months.
CabalPowered
(12,690 posts)Hassler
(3,370 posts)Cha
(297,028 posts)to a pole in the bunker.. with rudy as guard?
Kid Berwyn
(14,848 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)I like the idea of 3 USSS agents zapping his ass along until he's out the front door, then the Park Police grab him and haul his ass off to jail for trespassing on a secure federal property.
onetexan
(13,032 posts)usajumpedtheshark
(672 posts)Will probably need an elephant dose of tranquilizer and putin might prefer releasing trump into siberia
Cha
(297,028 posts)exercise!
Rt TY!
Boogiemack
(1,406 posts)Roisin Ni Fiachra
(2,574 posts)handcuff him, force him to his feet, and either frogmarch or drag him out.
Just like the cops would do to you or me if we were in somebody's house, and the homeowner wanted us to leave, and we refused to leave.
For pete's sake, he's a criminal, he's not the freakin' king of the United States, he only thinks he is.
soothsayer
(38,601 posts)Hortensis
(58,785 posts)but my own best guess is that some top Republicans would come escort him out to the helicopter. With security guards and unspecified federal agents close by. As ex-president he'll have his own, probably newly assigned Secret Service detail.
I'm remembering the scenes on West Wing's last episode, cutting from the president and first lady looking around and leaving for the last time to the teams of WH domestic staff marching in to remove their pictures from the walls, etc., to the dais and crowds at the inauguration. It'll all happen except the exs's gracious departure, and Trump and Biden will not be riding together to the inauguration, Trump's decision.