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NRaleighLiberal

(60,006 posts)
Thu Nov 19, 2020, 11:58 PM Nov 2020

Slate "Theoretically, What Kind of Hair Dye Would Melt Down Your Face When You're Sweating?"



https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/11/rudy-giuliani-hair-dye-dripping-explained.html

“I would guess that something like this is the $8 to $15 range.”
By HEATHER SCHWEDEL
NOV 19, 20209:03 PM

If Seventeen magazine’s Traumarauma column did an election fraud–themed special and opened up submissions to septuagenarians, I feel like Rudy Giuliani would have a shoo-in on his hands: “Today while I was giving my press conference (for this coup thing I’m doing), a creepy black liquid started dripping from my sideburns all down my face. It was soooo embarrassing!” As much as the spectacle of what was widely understood to be a man’s hair dye melting off of him at the headquarters of the Republican National Committee in Washington captivated the internet Thursday afternoon, no one was quite sure the liquid was actually dye. It certainly didn’t look like any hair dye anyone had ever seen before. To engage in a little informed speculation, Slate called Nicole Wingo of D.C.’s Barber of Hell’s Bottom. Despite having been a practicing barber for 15 years, she was almost as baffled as the rest of us—but she did have some advice for Giuliani and all those dealing with graying manes and sweaty brows. Our conversation has been condensed and edited.

Slate: So have you seen these pictures of Rudy Giuliani yet?

Nicole Wingo: I did actually shortly before you called, just about like 15 or 20 minutes earlier, and I had a little laugh and then went about my day. Are you guys wanting to know a little bit about what could possibly be afoot?

Yes, exactly.

That’s a great question. The hair journey that these guys are on is definitely a wild one. I think something like that is probably the result of a tinted product. I wouldn’t think that that was a demi-permanent or semi-permanent color. I would think it’s a topical product, like a pomade or a tinted gel that got really … gooey.

So this is not a product you’re familiar with or use with your clients? Would this be the kind of thing you’d buy at the drug store?

This is not something that I’ve seen on my clients. The only products I can think of that offer a color payoff in addition to a styling component are gray products that you see at the drugstore or darker gels or pomades. As far as higher-end things go, I don’t know of any topical products that have pigments in them for just like a day on the town, you know? I would guess that something like this is the $8 to $15 range.

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Slate "Theoretically, What Kind of Hair Dye Would Melt Down Your Face When You're Sweating?" (Original Post) NRaleighLiberal Nov 2020 OP
My guess was shoe polish but what do I know unblock Nov 2020 #1
Beat me to it. I figured he wanted to do a little touch up before going on air captain queeg Nov 2020 #6
Trump's ass juice. Rudy always has his head up there. Meadowoak Nov 2020 #21
Rudy may know shit from Shinola, rsdsharp Nov 2020 #2
He doesn't know the first part either. unblock Nov 2020 #8
rudy does Not know Shit from Shinola. Cha Nov 2020 #9
Even $4 hair dye is permanent enough to not run... dchill Nov 2020 #3
Probably a rinse and not a dye. David__77 Nov 2020 #4
It looked like he mixed coffee with vasoline Wednesdays Nov 2020 #5
Hair mascara ... IcyPeas Nov 2020 #7
The first brand that list is Giuliano! tblue37 Nov 2020 #23
LOL IcyPeas Nov 2020 #24
A very thoughtful discussion of the subject du jour. Mme. Defarge Nov 2020 #10
$20 k a day don't buy what it used to... jcgoldie Nov 2020 #11
Years ago there was a quote from some lawyer Trump wanted to hire csziggy Nov 2020 #16
"$20 k a day don't buy what it used to..." Talitha Nov 2020 #27
What if it rains? Arne Nov 2020 #12
I thought it was kind of sexy. AnotherMother4Peace Nov 2020 #13
Spray products LeftInTX Nov 2020 #14
I thought he was leaking motor oil diva77 Nov 2020 #15
He's a quart low and 10 fries short of a happy meal Zambero Nov 2020 #18
I think you nailed it in post#17 diva77 Nov 2020 #26
Best characterization I've heard thus far Zambero Nov 2020 #17
Rat feces? Thomas Hurt Nov 2020 #19
Maybe a very soft kohl eyeliner, brow filler pencil/powder, or mascara-like product??? Backseat Driver Nov 2020 #20
The noxious crap he carries inside Bayard Nov 2020 #22
Santorum. nolabear Nov 2020 #25
My mom thinks he used mascara to touch up the gray Withywindle Nov 2020 #28
Shoe polish. lamp_shade Nov 2020 #29
Ronco GLH-9 (n/t) Spider Jerusalem Nov 2020 #30

captain queeg

(10,096 posts)
6. Beat me to it. I figured he wanted to do a little touch up before going on air
Fri Nov 20, 2020, 12:08 AM
Nov 2020

So just used a little shoe polish.

csziggy

(34,131 posts)
16. Years ago there was a quote from some lawyer Trump wanted to hire
Fri Nov 20, 2020, 12:26 AM
Nov 2020

"He doesn't listen and he doesn't pay." Which is why Trump ended up with Giuliani as his attorney. I wonder if Rudy would ever have the balls to sue Trump for his fees?

Zambero

(8,962 posts)
17. Best characterization I've heard thus far
Fri Nov 20, 2020, 12:38 AM
Nov 2020

"The putrid liquid that leaks out from a bag of rotten potatoes"

Backseat Driver

(4,381 posts)
20. Maybe a very soft kohl eyeliner, brow filler pencil/powder, or mascara-like product???
Fri Nov 20, 2020, 01:27 AM
Nov 2020

I've used some for their intended purpose, but lash oils/tears and other inadvertent watery mishaps have caused some "running" since they just coat the strands and often resist instant/ or fast drying. Those pesky cameras catch a lot of embarrassing make-up fails. His gave me chuckles all day, hehehehehehehe...

Bayard

(22,011 posts)
22. The noxious crap he carries inside
Fri Nov 20, 2020, 01:30 AM
Nov 2020

Leaks out the top of his head at inopportune times.

It certainly took away any seriousness they were aiming for!

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