You can always count on NYC tabloids

[brooklynite]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Oozy Giuliani!

[CatWoman]

12. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[onetexan]

17. OMGoodness i could not bear to watch but a few seconds of that dark bizarre spectacle

Ghouliani looked like Grandpa Munster with that gross dye dripping down his face

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Gawd help me, this made me laugh! n/t

[central scrutinizer]

3. Flattering picture

They captured his good side

[Arne]

4. He needs an oil change

[dchill]

5. And not a drip of exaggeration!

[Marie Marie]

6. Drippy dye and crazy eyes. And this guy still gets the ladies????

[SergeStorms]

15. Well....

they usually are relatives of his.

[Marie Marie]

16. ...

Good Point.

[Thekaspervote]

7. Rudy wins: honorary title of hitting the cover of a tabloid and not even having to alter the pics!

[dchill]

9. Just for Men?

For some reason, I can't help thinking about an old Paul Simon song,
"I do it for your love."

Found a rug
In an old junk shop
And I brought it home to you
Along the way the colors ran
The orange bled the blue

[Thekaspervote]

13. That's right...something about cover the gray

[TexasBushwhacker]

19. Just one more that convinces me that Michael Cohen is right

He said Rudy is drunk ALL THE TIME. Who would think they had to cover their gray hair when they've lost 2/3 of it?! He is drunk or has dementia or both!

[NJCher]

23. Remember Donna Hanover?

She must be cringing now.

[Bev54]

8. That literally made me laugh out loud!

Great cover, one for the ages.

[msongs]

10. $2.50 for a daily paper? ouch nt

[NJCher]

22. They want $14 a month

To mail the digital version every day. I love their product/service but if they want to keep me as a subscriber, they are going to have to give me a better price.

It is the best thing to have on a smartphone for killing time while waiting on supermarket checkout lines and that sort of thing.

[Cha]

11. "Election Fraud" should be in Quotes..

& I wonder what rudy is ON?!

[Orange Buffoon]

14. Hope Rudy enjoyed seeing that on the newsstands

[Hekate]

18. My gods, he looks demented as hell

“Oozy Giulani”

[Midnight Writer]

20. "I'm ready for my close-up!"

This is Rudy's shot at glory.

He should have just retired, maybe sit on a corporate board or something.

[Aussie105]

21. Saw this picture elsewhere . . .

My first reaction - is he bleeding from his ear? A brain bleed? Is he gonna die in front of the camera?

No such luck, just runny hair dye. Drat!

Something Bad has happened to Rudi's brain since he was at the 9/11 disaster site, 19 years ago.

No idea what it is, but you wouldn't wish it on yourself or any of your relatives.

EDIT: Mother in law was a long time drinker. Slow decline into another world in her final years.
Seems alcoholism rots the brain, and the thought that you may be losing it and becoming dysfunctional and should hide away somewhere out of embarrassment never occurs to the victim.