I just checked again. Trump is still a LOSER!

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

More than two weeks after the election and this just in....Donald Trump still lost. All of his kicking, screaming, conniving and cajoling have not changed that. Every story in every newspaper and on every news show should begin with the caveat, "Losing Candidate Donald Trump". He didn't just lose, he got his ass handed to him. And on Sunday, the theme of every new show will be Trump is still a loser. And a week from now? Trump will still be a loser-and he knows it. Its got to be eating him up like a maggot on-well you know what. And every day Trump wakes up a loser is a good day.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

1. Yep

I tuned into "The World's Biggest Loser" and lo and behold there was Donald Trump.

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

6. His name will become just another word for Loser

Not just loser, but someone who was trounced. Think of the ways his name can be used. The New York Jets may go a Trumpian 0-16 this year. So and so got Trumped in straight sets at the U.S. Open today. I invested in a stock and it Trumped, lost every penny I put into it. Torture him with it for the rest of his days.

[Sneederbunk]

2. Love the agony of defeat in slow motion. Trump falling of the ski jump in a loop.

[Blue Owl]

3. He's got the highest loser ratings of all time

How about those optics?

[underpants]

4. Breaking news

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

5. And everybody in the world knows it!

Nomads in the desert, Eskimo villagers, indigenous tribes in the Amazon Rain Forest, winos sleeping in alleys, people in medically induced comas. Ask anyone and they'll tell you Trump is a Loser. Deep down in their putrid rotting little hearts the MAGAT's know it too.