Trump Won in the Election - He Won Second Place

[MineralMan]

Of course that is also known as "First Loser" or "Former President."

[Tanuki]

1. Give him a Participation Trophy!

[Arne]

2. Don't forget the First Loser Lady

[North Shore Chicago]

3. Personally,

I am enjoying him being called "the outgoing President." As though he ever behaved like one in the first place.

[Chainfire]

4. Give him the red ribbon and put his ass in the street.

[pwb]

5. Trump Wost?

First president ever who both won and lost. Wost.

[onetexan]

6. Good try spinning. The con lost, & he is biggest loser since he refuses to concede.

[MineralMan]

7. I think you may not have read carefully enough.

[Klaralven]

8. Trump came in second, while Biden was next to last

Variation of old gag about a race between a Russian and an American.

[MineralMan]

10. Well, there were a number of other Presidential candidates

on my ballot, so Trump came in second, which means he won't be President after January 20. He needs to start packing, so they don't toss his belongings out on the South Lawn.

[FSogol]

9. Or as Strong Bad would say, "Worst Place" n/t

[angstlessk]

11. From an old Russian joke

In the two man race for president, trump came in second and Biden came in next to last