The outgoing president traditionally gives the new one a gift

[jmowreader]

What do you think Trump will give Biden?

I’m voting for a box of dead rats.

[soothsayer]

1. Box of Novichokolates?

Biden should throw any gift away

[Laelth]

2. Hamberders. n/t

-Laelth

[Mike 03]

3. A case of Trump bottled water that expired in 2011.

A gift basket with the good stuff missing.

A 4-pack of underwear he forgot to give to Mary Trump when she was 16.

[stopbush]

4. Nude lesbian shots of Melania...framed.

[gordianot]

5. A filthy infectious, compromised executive mansion.

[sir pball]

6. Definitely a few upper-deckers

Given the reported, ah, voluminousness of his...leavings, maybe one in every single toilet!

[MineralMan]

7. Some Full Depends, I Imagine.

[Hortensis]

8. Golden showers, like the hotel bed the Obamas supposedly slept in?

Or worse. My mind doesn't usually run that direction, but this is Trump.

[MurrayDelph]

9. Knowing Trump, it'll be a gift certificate to a Trump gift shop

good for $5 off of a single item priced $400 or more.

[Baclava]

10. He's too cheap of a dickweasel to give away anything, unless its a pic of him riding in a golfcart

[keithbvadu2]

11. Here! Have a pandemic.

Here! Have a pandemic.

[Tanuki]

12. He'll have Melanie pick out the gift (or "the fucking geeft," as she will call it.)

She will have her side piece get a silver picture frame at Tiffany's where he has a sweet employee discount, and Idiot45 will put an autograped-in-Sharpie picture of himself it. He will stiff Tiffany's for the balance of the purchase price.

[Iggo]

13. GTFO and we'll call it even.

[lunasun]

14. A turd