When Prophecy fails....Evangelicals freak out over Biden win.

[Yavin4]

"Prophecy is like a half-trained mule. It looks as though it might be useful, but the moment you trust in it, it kicks you in the head."--Tyrion Lannister

[pat_k]

1. Crazy world to visit.

My heart goes out to the poor people who choose to be trapped in this lunatic world.

[Cha]

2. i won't watch the vid.. did "prophecy"

say trump was gonna win 2020?

[New Breed Leader]

9. Me neither. Why subject myself to that craziness?

At 4 in the morning? (or any time of day)

[Cha]

10. Yeah, I try to stay away as

much as possible from the crazy shit.. but we still get it.

I thought it would be funny if they were sure trump was going to win bc they willed it or something & then shock he didn't.

trump did everything possible to drive the American people away except his damn cult.. and then they're surprised he Loses in two Landslides?

I call them Landslides.

[Grokenstein]

3. "We stop, and we override the will of man for the will of god."

Whether insane or grifting, and I couldn't say which is worse, these creeps need to be shut down.

Dear religious figure: Meddle in politics, immediately and irrevocably lose your tax-exempt status.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

4. They probably made it "God's will" because Trump...

... was such a disaster.

Plague? God's will.
Famine? God's will.
Voting for Trump? God's will. (Or his voters might feel guilty.)

[Mariana]

5. Add all these to the long list of churches and ministries that need to be taxed.

Please, please, please President Biden, please order the IRS to vigorously enforce the Johnson Amendment. This shit has to end.

[Crunchy Frog]

6. Funny and terrifying at the same time.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

7. Republican Jesus fell asleep at the wheel.

........... ...........

Some Christian, somewhere in America forgot to tithe and say their prayers before bedtime in October.

They unleashed Gawd's holy punishment on America......


Thanks for posting the video, Yavin4!.....

[safeinOhio]

8. The First Church of False Profits

Seeks donations. Amen.

[W_HAMILTON]

11. Tax these fuckers.

[crickets]

45. 👆 This.

[Nimble_Idea]

12. GOD chose Biden for President! All things through the Lord! GA Senate blue! Jesus!

and so it shall be. To smite the false prophets, the enablers of the Devil and putrid hateful hearts pumping its sickness in this great land. Lord bring the angels for everlasting Liberal rule, so that thy will is done!

[TlalocW]

13. I take so much pleasure

In either declaring God has chosen Biden as the next president to evangelicals (they hate it when you use their bullshit lines) or pointing out what their favorite preacher predicted (many of them in this video) and reminding them of what Deuteronomy 18:20-22 says about false prophets, and how their fave preacher meets the definition.

TlalocW

[COL Mustard]

14. That Was Some Trip To Crazy Town

But it totally justifies Trump’s efforts to steal the election. I mean really, who are we to go against God???

[UCmeNdc]

15. Maybe, Just maybe, the lord wanted Joe Biden to win?

Maybe Joe Biden is the chosen one?

[captain queeg]

16. Then there's the ones who want to bring about The End of Times

I guess trump could certainly be the vehicle for bringing the end of the world

[KG]

17. religion is a scam

[Skittles]

18. it is certainly proof people can be made to believe anything

EN MASSE

[hlthe2b]

19. And once again, their "spaceship" never came...

BUT, they were "promised!"

[TexasBushwhacker]

28. LOL - He was the choir director at my church

back in the 60s. Icy blue eyes, beautiful baritone voice, didn't like kids.

[hlthe2b]

29. OMG, really? Did any of your church go on to follow him to "Heaven's Gate?"

[TexasBushwhacker]

32. Not exactly. He did meet his spiritual partner at the church

Her name was Bonnie Nettles and she was a registered nurse. It was at the First Unitarian Church in Houston. She was married, with 3 children still at home. She abandoned her family in 1973 to join Applewhite and form Heaven's Gate. She died in 1985, but he continued with the cult until the mass suicide in 1997.

[Celerity]

20. K & R

[Siwsan]

21. I'm a little freaked out by what looks like black leather urinals on Kenneth Copeland's stage

[onethatcares]

22. they go with the

black leather dominatrix boots paula white is wearing. Pretty f...ing weird but that's just my take on it.

[Siwsan]

23. Yea - I noticed that, too.

It's startling how so many of the 'prophets' were so wrong.

Also startling how these so called preachers fully support someone who continually breaks every one of their commandments and every single one of the 7 deadly sins, as often and as vigorously as his body allows.

[elevator]

44. I guarantee you that Paula has taken the cane to Donny and he loved it.

Hell, seeing her in those boots I'm almost ready.

[TexasBushwhacker]

34. Kenneth Copeland's mouth is the definition of "maw"

"maw"

noun

the jaws or throat of a voracious animal.
"a gigantic wolfhound with a fearful, gaping maw"

INFORMAL
the mouth or gullet of a greedy person.

[milestogo]

37. maybe thats for the "abundance of rain"?

[Peacetrain]

24. The easiest thing in the world to confront the crazy is this

God’s elect will be deceived, Jesus spoke strongly in Mark about the coming deception, in that it will be so intense that even the elect might be deceived. This will happen when

“false messiahs and false prophets … appear and perform signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.” (Mark 13:22)

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

25. We need to start covertly video monitoring evangelical churches, find out which ones

are Trump worshiping fascist cells, and get their tax exempt status revoked.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

35. I'm going to watch the online services from...

... my sister's evangelical church later this morning.

I'd like to see if that church's head-asshole is promoting Trump. I talked to my sister this morning, and I heard her idiot husband trying to talk-up Trump in the background for all of the "good" he did regarding the pandemic!

I had to get off the phone before losing my cool.

At least my sister has never denied the reality of Covid. If not for my sister, her Bible-thumping husband might've died from Covid by now. He's also more mean-spirited than my sister, regularly watching Fox News and such. Then she plays the role of "obedient wife" as usual.

[SmartVoter22]

26. We need an Evangelical TV sitcom

Religion is protected under the 1st Amendment, but many evangelicals confuse that protection with free speech. The later allowing anyone to have an opinion about anything.
An opinion does not infringe on a religions right to exist, as many right-wing Christians think it does and that is what i find funny. They are confusing faith and political viewpoints as some biblical mandate.

Why not create a modern TV sitcom about this confusion in America?
The zany antics of biblical-blanketed envangelicals confronting the science-based reality of 21st century society could, if well written, produced and acted could have similar realizations, about our societal foibles, that "All in The Family" brought.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

31. Absolutely!

I'm half-surprised that someone like Ricky Gervais hasn't produced such a black comedy yet!

[Blue Owl]

27. They're always welcome to drink some special kool aid

If things just get so horrible for them here on planet earth...

[The Genealogist]

30. A lot of these "prophets" haven't got a handle on how this prophecy thing works

Just do a little searching on the internet, and see how many thousands of failed predictions for the end of the world there are.

[Dave Starsky]

33. Seems like the Bible is pretty clear about the Anti-Christ.

And it's pretty obvious that Donald J. Trump ticks off all the boxes.

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

Most Evangelicals don't read the Bible. It's a complicated book, and it's better for them to just get it digested from their crazy, greedy leaders.

[JHB]

36. As God as my witness, I'll never pass up a chance to repost this

From http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/blog/antichrist/

A little context: the cartoonist, Dave Willis, grew up in a strict conservative evangelical household, and Joyce, the little kid/older kid/young woman in this progression, is sort of his alter-ego about how that religious bubble bursts for some people, and of some of the hypocrisies that manifest in the people for whom it doesn't burst.

[Dave Starsky]

38. I love it.

Growing up, my biggest problem with the Antichrist story was that it seemed absolutely ridiculous that anyone so transparently evil and depraved could attain such a level of power and devotion, particularly among the "true believers".

Well, here we are!

[KentuckyWoman]

39. Pretty much.

I've got one of these in my family. They are beside themselves the children are "rejecting god".
Worst of all, their daughter has "taken up with a black fellow".

I just amazes me these people manage to get through life....

[Buckeye_Democrat]

41. I've wondered how people like...

... Karl Pilkington have survived our modern-day world, but then I recalled my previous blue-collar coworkers who only seemed to know what to do if they had personally experienced something in the past. If it was a new problem, they were lost because they didn't have the abstract-thinking skills to work out a logical course of action.

Karl Pilkington and his concrete-thinking mind:

[Whiskeytide]

40. So the "Linus" guy with the blanket ...

... walking around on the stage with White-Cain was REAL!? I thought he was edited in until you see the wide angle shot. Wow. Very weird. And she advises the head of the Republican Party.

[Yavin4]

43. He's her son.

Kind of creepy.

[Warpy]

42. Paula is the one with Dumdum's ear

and telling him every day that he was sent by god to....I dunno, she's not real clear on what the plan is.

These are a bunch of damned carnival barkers.

[Goodheart]

46. Half those people are scam artists and don't believe a fucking thing from their own mouths.

[jayfish]

47. I Hear a Sound of Victory.

How does the baby Jesus put up with these people?

[Progressive Jones]

48. Bat Shit Crazy nt