ATTENTION---all TRUE Americans! Announcing a new service for Trump-lovers: "POO-Anon"
Our name is derived from two sources: we are comprised of People Often Overwrought AND we intend to sling so much POO on those damn "facts" the Biden camp thinks are important that no one will want to dig them out. With that introduction, take a look at our astounding first explanation of how Biden is trying to steal the election.
THIS HAS BEEN AN "OWIE"! ( Other World Influenced Election )
First---of course Mr. TRUMP has been aware of all we are about to explain. He knows EVERYTHING. He and Putin have been fighting the electoral influence of---ALIENS---for over a year. And, by "aliens", we ain't talkin' Mexicans---we're talkin' Venusians!
That's right---beings from the planet Venus, in collusion with Soros, Che Guevara ( whose death was FAKED! ) and, of course, both Joe and Hunter Biden, have used a device that combines electro-magnetism, Cheeto dust and dark matter essence to cause Trump's ballots to totally disintegrate and Biden's ballots to multiply at least four times by a weird form of never-seen-before asexual reproduction.
That recent SpaceX launch of four astronauts was just the cover story ingeniously employed by Trump to conceal the real purpose of the launch: the total destruction of the dark matter essence refineries on Venus. Once supply of this stuff is stopped, the Trump ballots will spontaneously regenerate and Biden's will shrivel into gelatinous globules so tiny they will be dispersed by the slightest breeze. When the TRUE vote totals are thus revealed, Trump will have won a minimum of 450 electoral votes.
Both Elvis and "John-John" Kennedy will join Mr, Trump on the stage as he is inaugurated as POTUS on January 20th before the usual record-breaking crowd!
POO-Anon! "WWG,TWA"! ( Wherever We Go, There We Are! )
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although, he's not very "anon" about it.