1/20/2021 12:01 PM

[Snake Plissken]

[global1]

1. Can't Get To That Day Fast Enough....nt

[sheshe2]

2. Thank you for this!

[SheltieLover]

3. Fast forward, please, to then?

[CatMor]

4. That is hilarious.

[MyOwnPeace]

5. Oh, yeah!!!!!

Brilliant, just BRILLIANT!!!!!!

[DFW]

6. "Whaddya MEAN they won't fly us outta here if we don't pay for the fuel up front?"

"Rudy, you said the plane was ready and waiting at the airport to take us to Grand Cayman."

"It IS, Don, but they want to be paid up front for the fuel. It's only $36,000. Surely you're good for THAT, aren't you?"

"Rudy, I'm flat broke, have been for years. Don't tell me you didn't know THAT? Why do you think I promised you $20,000 a day? You didn't really expect to collect, did you?"

"Well, I did get insurance for that. But the owners of the plane just texted me about wanting to get paid for the fuel before flying us down there."

"Rudy, I don't have enough money to pay for a sandwich at the airport. WHAT'S WITH THE FLASHING BLUE LIGHT??? Oh, they're going the other way. Scared the crap outta me there. Look, can you pay for the fuel? I'll reimburse you when we get there."

"Oh, so you have some money stashed in the Caymans?"

"No, of course not. I told you, I'm broke. But Ivanka and Jared do."

"Don, are you sure of that?"

"Of course I am. They promised me. Uh-oh."

[NRaleighLiberal]

7. my 65th birthday!

Biden Harris beat present ever!