How Trump will spend his last days as president

[True Dough]

[SheltieLover]

1. Belly flop off balcony in a manic rage?

[procon]

2. Eat. Needs to have multiple breaks for junk food. nt

[dalton99a]

3. He ought to get a hold of Steiner

[sheshe2]

4. Do we have another solar eclipse coming up soon?

He can burn his retinas out...again.

[central scrutinizer]

5. I wish it was that benign

More likely it will be like a drunken monkey with a flamethrower.

[volstork]

6. That's all he's been doing

for four effing years.

[KentuckyWoman]

7. He will have to jack up the TV volume

To drown out the construction equipment building Biden's inauguration stage.

I am too old to be this childish but honestly the man is such a putz. He has well earned his unhappiness. I hope he enjoys it. Likely will get a lot more unhappy at 12:01 pm Jan 20, 2021 ... if New York has anything to say about it.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

8. That presidential logo on top is quite accurate for tRump.

I suppose nowadays, there's also a morning call to whine to a talking head at NewsMax or OAN, considering Hannity may no longer be shadow president.


KY.........

[Demovictory9]

9. lol