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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTHOUGHTS AND PRAYERS for Princess Ivanka as she's in "extremely frantic damage control mode."
IVANKA TRUMP DESPERATELY TRIES TO REHAB HER IMAGE ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR
When Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner first took jobs in the White House in 2017, they presumably assumed that eight years later, theyd return to New York and be crowned the king and queen not just of an exclusive social set but the citynay, the entire globe. Vogue would put them on the cover of the September issue. Billionaires would beg them to sit on the boards of their companies to lend an air of credibility. People would scream, I love you Javanka! as they walked down the street. Politicos would constantly beg them to run for president. Penguin Random House would get into a bidding war for their memoirs, telling The New York Times, That $65 million we dropped on the Obamas? Peanuts compared to what were shelling out for these two. When being introduced at major conferences people would say, of Jared, And now please welcome the man who brought peace to the Middle East! World leaders would do whatever the opposite of pulling a Who the f--k is this and why is she here? face when approached by the first daughter.
Instead, theyre being unceremoniously booted out of the place after just four years, with significantly worse reputations than when they started. To be clear, no one was falling all over themselves to get an audience with the couple before Donald Trump was inaugurated but they werent reviled among the people whose opinions they presumably once and probably do still care about, with just a narrow portion of Manhattan reportedly looking forward to their return, and an open invitation from Staten Island to take the ferry out and put down roots. Everyone with self-respect, a career, morals, respect for democracy, or who doesnt want their friends to shame them both in private and public will steer clear, a former friend of the couple told my colleague Emily Jane Fox, which probably has something to do with kidnapping and the possible prison sentences and the whole not-giving-a-crap-if-New-Yorkers-die-of-COVID-19 business.
Not surprisingly, the outgoing first daughter appears to be in extremely frantic damage control mode, attempting to prove, via tweets that should come with fact-checks, that the Trump administration isnt the worst collection of people in modern presidential history. For instance, on Tuesday alone, Ivanka wrote this:
Ivanka Trump
@IvankaTrump
FACT: Greenhouse gases generated by the U.S. will slide 9.2% this year, tumbling to the lowest level in at least three decades.
@EPA
10:40 AM · Nov 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhoneLink to tweet
which might sound impressive were it not for the fact that theres a reason greenhouse gasses are down and its that her father (and husband) royally screwed up the countrys pandemic response, leading to the deaths of 250,000 Americans and a situation wherein no one can go anywhere.
captain queeg
(10,103 posts)I guess none of them are sharper than daddy
maxsolomon
(33,252 posts)Because there are 73 million fucking idiots who voted for her dumb Dad.
Stallion
(6,473 posts)....because kids aren't in school due to Dumps mishandling of Covid Pandemic
Dawson Leery
(19,348 posts)flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)So Trumpian to take credit for something they did not work for, and in normal circumstances would not even be talking about.
ProudMNDemocrat
(16,730 posts)COVID carriers they are. Entitled snobs they are.
Klaralven
(7,510 posts)F Scott Fitzgerald
AnotherMother4Peace
(4,239 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)They were careless people, Jared and Ivanka they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
The author knew his characters well, to be able to sum them up in one sentence.
mitch96
(13,871 posts)Sounds like the last few Repuke presidents, eh?
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central scrutinizer
(11,637 posts)Killing off 250,000+ potential claimants will do that
NRaleighLiberal
(60,008 posts)each day it becomes impossible to decide which trumper is most puke worthy
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Snicker!
MustLoveBeagles
(11,583 posts)It's far too late to repair the damage. They've all shown their asses and that can't be unseen. They're lives have been irreparably changed due to their association with Capt Trumps administration (if you can call it that). At least they'll have lives. That's more than can be said for the roughly 270,000 (probably more) who've died due due to their maliciousness and incompetence. Not to mention all the people who've survived with permanent damage to their probably shortened lives.
Tots and pears to the Plastic Princess and Wanker Jarred.
LizBeth
(9,952 posts)MineralMan
(146,262 posts)Solly Mack
(90,758 posts)Ivanka and Jared will be the entertainment. They won't know it, because that's how the game is played - but they will be invited simply to provide future laughs for everyone else invited. Small party, intimate affair - for shits and giggles.
Jarvanka won't be able to refuse the invite. It'll come from people they want to impress, so they'll happily attend.
Then they fun begins. From there, deliciously vicious tales will be told.
FirstLight
(13,357 posts)I hate to say it but I look forward to a few of these funny and snarky tales... at least until the indictments start and then they will be eating in prison orange!
Solly Mack
(90,758 posts)I'd love to see them both indicted and convicted.
Ford_Prefect
(7,873 posts)brush
(53,743 posts)NBachers
(17,083 posts)It aint quite Bali Hai
Fla Dem
(23,592 posts)Will it be as lucrative as Obama's definitely not. But 73 million people vote for Dumpster. There will be a market. Heck people in the spotlight for 10 minutes these days get a book deal.
mdbl
(4,973 posts)I'll even take fifty bucks for it.
marble falls
(57,013 posts)What a great way to launder money: have the campaign buy the books.
getagrip_already
(14,647 posts)They would have to put it on the fiction list.
But no yuge advances for trump.
Without the gop buying truckloads of books, they won't make much money. Trumps base doesn't read.
Fla Dem
(23,592 posts)Are you kidding! Tucker Carlson alone would buy 100 copies! Hannity maybe 1000, particularly if Trump starts his campaign right away.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)They had to be paid to attend his rallies, but at least they got free MAGAhats!
Plus theyll be losing money donating to Trumps legal fund. Hers going to milk them.
LuckyLib
(6,817 posts)to read. Unless it were a People Magazine cover article, Our Love Life in the White House.
DanieRains
(4,619 posts)Fraud charges coming.
DENVERPOPS
(8,790 posts)to a country without extradition and use the zillions they have grifted from the taxpayers to fund a lavish lifestyle and live out their fantasy lifestyle.............
dalton99a
(81,406 posts)Albert Einstein estate corrects old Ivanka Trump tweet: No, he didn't say that
Jessica Estepa
USA TODAY
Back in 2013, Trump wrote on Twitter, "If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." She attributed it to Albert Einstein.
But after the tweet resurfaced over the weekend, the representative for the theoretical physicist's estate decided to step in on Monday.
"We can confirm that Albert Einstein never said this quote," Greenlight wrote on the Einstein Twitter account. It then suggested a handy read for anyone who may want to quote Einstein in the future: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein.
Link to tweet
mdbl
(4,973 posts)LOL
rusty fender
(3,428 posts)big brain
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Last edited Wed Nov 25, 2020, 06:22 PM - Edit history (1)
being shunned by the very people they desperately need to validate their worth in the the upper echelons of society may just be their private Hell. May it be so.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)No one should pay hard earned tax dollars for anyone in that family to live rent free ever.
Let them find a real job and spend the rest of their lives in one of Jareds rentals, struggling to make ends meet.
BlueIdaho
(13,582 posts)You cant un-ring a bell maam.
getagrip_already
(14,647 posts)Come on down! We love you!
Hulk
(6,699 posts)She is as much a con artist as her lusting father. I will be so glad to be rid of this fleabag clan of grifters.
SCantiGOP
(13,866 posts)grifter.
Screw you Ivanka.
PaulRevere08
(449 posts)oldsoftie
(12,492 posts)if they get $100 bucks out of just TEN percent of his voters, thats 700 MILLION dollars!!
OxQQme
(2,550 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)electric_blue68
(14,818 posts)SunSeeker
(51,522 posts)You can kvetch about how mean everyone is being to you two.
oldsoftie
(12,492 posts)Marcuse
(7,446 posts)Cha
(296,875 posts)Liar, Traitors, & Murderers.. you're stuck, *****.
Boogiemack
(1,406 posts)lpbk2713
(42,742 posts)She's probably worried sick about it.