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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 03:32 PM Nov 2020

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS for Princess Ivanka as she's in "extremely frantic damage control mode."

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/11/ivanka-trump-dow-greenhouse-gasses-tweets

IVANKA TRUMP DESPERATELY TRIES TO REHAB HER IMAGE ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR



When Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner first took jobs in the White House in 2017, they presumably assumed that eight years later, they‘d return to New York and be crowned the king and queen not just of an exclusive social set but the city—nay, the entire globe. Vogue would put them on the cover of the September issue. Billionaires would beg them to sit on the boards of their companies to lend an air of credibility. People would scream, “I love you Javanka!” as they walked down the street. Politicos would constantly beg them to run for president. Penguin Random House would get into a bidding war for their memoirs, telling The New York Times, “That $65 million we dropped on the Obamas? Peanuts compared to what we’re shelling out for these two.” When being introduced at major conferences people would say, of Jared, “And now please welcome the man who brought peace to the Middle East!” World leaders would do whatever the opposite of pulling a “Who the f--k is this and why is she here?” face when approached by the first daughter.

Instead, they’re being unceremoniously booted out of the place after just four years, with significantly worse reputations than when they started. To be clear, no one was falling all over themselves to get an audience with the couple before Donald Trump was inaugurated but they weren’t reviled among the people whose opinions they presumably once and probably do still care about, with just a narrow portion of Manhattan reportedly looking forward to their return, and an open invitation from Staten Island to take the ferry out and put down roots. “Everyone with self-respect, a career, morals, respect for democracy, or who doesn’t want their friends to shame them both in private and public will steer clear,” a former friend of the couple told my colleague Emily Jane Fox, which probably has something to do with kidnapping and the possible prison sentences and the whole not-giving-a-crap-if-New-Yorkers-die-of-COVID-19 business.

Not surprisingly, the outgoing first daughter appears to be in extremely frantic damage control mode, attempting to prove, via tweets that should come with fact-checks, that the Trump administration isn’t the worst collection of people in modern presidential history. For instance, on Tuesday alone, Ivanka wrote this:

Ivanka Trump
@IvankaTrump
FACT: Greenhouse gases generated by the U.S. will slide 9.2% this year, tumbling to the lowest level in at least three decades.
@EPA
10:40 AM · Nov 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone




…which might sound impressive were it not for the fact that there’s a reason greenhouse gasses are down and it’s that her father (and husband) royally screwed up the country’s pandemic response, leading to the deaths of 250,000 Americans and a situation wherein no one can go anywhere.



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THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS for Princess Ivanka as she's in "extremely frantic damage control mode." (Original Post) Miles Archer Nov 2020 OP
Did the spawn actually believe theyd have 4 more years to grift us? captain queeg Nov 2020 #1
I thought they might; makes sense they did too. maxsolomon Nov 2020 #6
Yes High Capacity Gun Attacks at Schools are Down Too.... Stallion Nov 2020 #2
She really cares about climate change. Dawson Leery Nov 2020 #3
An ironic and unintended "benefit" of the horror her kin have inflicted on us all flibbitygiblets Nov 2020 #42
New York Society is better off without them. ProudMNDemocrat Nov 2020 #4
"There are no second acts in American lives" Klaralven Nov 2020 #5
They are deposed villains, having shown themselves to be the worst of the worst. AnotherMother4Peace Nov 2020 #7
Another, slightly altered quote of F Scott Fitzgerald lunatica Nov 2020 #31
" let other people clean up the mess they had made." mitch96 Nov 2020 #52
Social Security and Medicare are in better shape central scrutinizer Nov 2020 #8
will it involve kidneys? NRaleighLiberal Nov 2020 #9
Yes. Kidneys are always involved. lunatica Nov 2020 #32
That ship has already sailed MustLoveBeagles Nov 2020 #10
Fact: We have significantly shut down so we will not die. LizBeth Nov 2020 #11
She Is a Viper! Keep well away. MineralMan Nov 2020 #12
People will invite both her and Jared to parties for their own amusement. Solly Mack Nov 2020 #13
hehe... "Dinner for Schmucks" FirstLight Nov 2020 #16
Should be fun once the stories get out. Solly Mack Nov 2020 #22
I think she'll look positively stunning in federal issue Orange... Ford_Prefect Nov 2020 #14
Oh, I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning. brush Nov 2020 #15
"Staten I is an island . . . Come to me, come to me . . . Staten I Staten I Staten I . . " NBachers Nov 2020 #17
While I agree with the article for the most part. They will get a book deal. Fla Dem Nov 2020 #18
I want a book deal! mdbl Nov 2020 #23
Bought by mooks who either can't read or don't. They'll put it on a shelf next to Trumpy Bear. marble falls Nov 2020 #26
publishers are not warm to a trump memoir...... getagrip_already Nov 2020 #27
We'll see. Fla Dem Nov 2020 #38
Trumps base doesn't have disposable money or decent jobs. lunatica Nov 2020 #34
Fewer than 100,000 of the 73 million can or would choose LuckyLib Nov 2020 #36
Where Is The 23 Million Ivanka? DanieRains Nov 2020 #19
They will probably sneak away DENVERPOPS Nov 2020 #20
Fucking gaslighter dalton99a Nov 2020 #21
she thought Einstein wouldn't notice mdbl Nov 2020 #24
That guy has a big, rusty fender Nov 2020 #53
I doubt that Jarvanka will ever see the prison as their home. However, Marie Marie Nov 2020 #25
I'm fine with them never getting 3 squares and a bed on our dime. lunatica Nov 2020 #39
Bitch. BlueIdaho Nov 2020 #28
Rykers Island to the princess and duke.... We have room for you - We will send the ferry!!! getagrip_already Nov 2020 #29
I hope those with a Twitter account are pointing this out... Hulk Nov 2020 #30
Couldn't happen to a more deserving SCantiGOP Nov 2020 #33
Well, there are 73 Million marks floating around out there for her family to grift on. PaulRevere08 Nov 2020 #35
And thats exactly what daddy has planned. Just run the numbers in your head.... oldsoftie Nov 2020 #44
She's always got beans to fall back on..n/t OxQQme Nov 2020 #37
Yup. She can pose for Goya for a living. lunatica Nov 2020 #40
Bwah! Tots & Pears - Ivanka! electric_blue68 Nov 2020 #41
Keep your chin implant up, Ivanka. Alan Dershowitz will have you over! SunSeeker Nov 2020 #43
Way too old for Alan, dont you think? nt oldsoftie Nov 2020 #45
... SunSeeker Nov 2020 #46
Insert underpants joke here: Marcuse Nov 2020 #51
NO.. you lie down with Cha Nov 2020 #47
Does she not understand that it is because global economy is in the shithole.? nt Boogiemack Nov 2020 #48
It's going to be difficult for her to get a pedicure while in the slammer. lpbk2713 Nov 2020 #49
I'm sure a rural community will welcome them Skittles Nov 2020 #50

captain queeg

(10,103 posts)
1. Did the spawn actually believe theyd have 4 more years to grift us?
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 03:35 PM
Nov 2020

I guess none of them are sharper than daddy

maxsolomon

(33,252 posts)
6. I thought they might; makes sense they did too.
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 03:42 PM
Nov 2020

Because there are 73 million fucking idiots who voted for her dumb Dad.

Stallion

(6,473 posts)
2. Yes High Capacity Gun Attacks at Schools are Down Too....
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 03:35 PM
Nov 2020

....because kids aren't in school due to Dumps mishandling of Covid Pandemic

flibbitygiblets

(7,220 posts)
42. An ironic and unintended "benefit" of the horror her kin have inflicted on us all
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 06:33 PM
Nov 2020

So Trumpian to take credit for something they did not work for, and in normal circumstances would not even be talking about.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)
31. Another, slightly altered quote of F Scott Fitzgerald
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 05:36 PM
Nov 2020

“They were careless people, Jared and Ivanka – they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

The author knew his characters well, to be able to sum them up in one sentence.

mitch96

(13,871 posts)
52. " let other people clean up the mess they had made."
Thu Nov 26, 2020, 01:19 PM
Nov 2020

Sounds like the last few Repuke presidents, eh?
m

MustLoveBeagles

(11,583 posts)
10. That ship has already sailed
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 04:07 PM
Nov 2020

It's far too late to repair the damage. They've all shown their asses and that can't be unseen. They're lives have been irreparably changed due to their association with Capt Trumps administration (if you can call it that). At least they'll have lives. That's more than can be said for the roughly 270,000 (probably more) who've died due due to their maliciousness and incompetence. Not to mention all the people who've survived with permanent damage to their probably shortened lives.

Tots and pears to the Plastic Princess and Wanker Jarred.

Solly Mack

(90,758 posts)
13. People will invite both her and Jared to parties for their own amusement.
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 04:13 PM
Nov 2020

Ivanka and Jared will be the entertainment. They won't know it, because that's how the game is played - but they will be invited simply to provide future laughs for everyone else invited. Small party, intimate affair - for shits and giggles.

Jarvanka won't be able to refuse the invite. It'll come from people they want to impress, so they'll happily attend.

Then they fun begins. From there, deliciously vicious tales will be told.

FirstLight

(13,357 posts)
16. hehe... "Dinner for Schmucks"
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 04:47 PM
Nov 2020

I hate to say it but I look forward to a few of these funny and snarky tales... at least until the indictments start and then they will be eating in prison orange!

NBachers

(17,083 posts)
17. "Staten I is an island . . . Come to me, come to me . . . Staten I Staten I Staten I . . "
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 04:51 PM
Nov 2020

It ain’t quite Bali Hai

Fla Dem

(23,592 posts)
18. While I agree with the article for the most part. They will get a book deal.
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 04:53 PM
Nov 2020

Will it be as lucrative as Obama's definitely not. But 73 million people vote for Dumpster. There will be a market. Heck people in the spotlight for 10 minutes these days get a book deal.

marble falls

(57,013 posts)
26. Bought by mooks who either can't read or don't. They'll put it on a shelf next to Trumpy Bear.
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 05:16 PM
Nov 2020

What a great way to launder money: have the campaign buy the books.

getagrip_already

(14,647 posts)
27. publishers are not warm to a trump memoir......
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 05:17 PM
Nov 2020

They would have to put it on the fiction list.

But no yuge advances for trump.

Without the gop buying truckloads of books, they won't make much money. Trumps base doesn't read.

Fla Dem

(23,592 posts)
38. We'll see.
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 06:16 PM
Nov 2020

Are you kidding! Tucker Carlson alone would buy 100 copies! Hannity maybe 1000, particularly if Trump starts his campaign right away.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)
34. Trumps base doesn't have disposable money or decent jobs.
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 05:50 PM
Nov 2020

They had to be paid to attend his rallies, but at least they got free MAGAhats!

Plus they’ll be losing money donating to Trump’s legal fund. Hers going to milk them.

LuckyLib

(6,817 posts)
36. Fewer than 100,000 of the 73 million can or would choose
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 05:58 PM
Nov 2020

to read. Unless it were a People Magazine cover article, “Our Love Life in the White House.”

DENVERPOPS

(8,790 posts)
20. They will probably sneak away
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 04:57 PM
Nov 2020

to a country without extradition and use the zillions they have grifted from the taxpayers to fund a lavish lifestyle and live out their fantasy lifestyle.............

dalton99a

(81,406 posts)
21. Fucking gaslighter
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 04:59 PM
Nov 2020
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/07/24/albert-einstein-estate-corrects-ivanka-trump-tweet-no-he-didnt-say/504692001/
Albert Einstein estate corrects old Ivanka Trump tweet: No, he didn't say that
Jessica Estepa
USA TODAY

Back in 2013, Trump wrote on Twitter, "If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." She attributed it to Albert Einstein.

But after the tweet resurfaced over the weekend, the representative for the theoretical physicist's estate decided to step in on Monday.

"We can confirm that Albert Einstein never said this quote," Greenlight wrote on the Einstein Twitter account. It then suggested a handy read for anyone who may want to quote Einstein in the future: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein.




Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)
25. I doubt that Jarvanka will ever see the prison as their home. However,
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 05:10 PM
Nov 2020

Last edited Wed Nov 25, 2020, 06:22 PM - Edit history (1)

being shunned by the very people they desperately need to validate their worth in the the upper echelons of society may just be their private Hell. May it be so.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)
39. I'm fine with them never getting 3 squares and a bed on our dime.
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 06:18 PM
Nov 2020

No one should pay hard earned tax dollars for anyone in that family to live rent free ever.

Let them find a real job and spend the rest of their lives in one of Jared’s rentals, struggling to make ends meet.

getagrip_already

(14,647 posts)
29. Rykers Island to the princess and duke.... We have room for you - We will send the ferry!!!
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 05:19 PM
Nov 2020

Come on down! We love you!

 

Hulk

(6,699 posts)
30. I hope those with a Twitter account are pointing this out...
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 05:21 PM
Nov 2020

She is as much a con artist as her lusting father. I will be so glad to be rid of this fleabag clan of grifters.

oldsoftie

(12,492 posts)
44. And thats exactly what daddy has planned. Just run the numbers in your head....
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 06:39 PM
Nov 2020

if they get $100 bucks out of just TEN percent of his voters, thats 700 MILLION dollars!!

SunSeeker

(51,522 posts)
43. Keep your chin implant up, Ivanka. Alan Dershowitz will have you over!
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 06:35 PM
Nov 2020

You can kvetch about how mean everyone is being to you two.


lpbk2713

(42,742 posts)
49. It's going to be difficult for her to get a pedicure while in the slammer.
Wed Nov 25, 2020, 08:41 PM
Nov 2020


She's probably worried sick about it.

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