Would you like to hear QAnon's next prediction?

[DetlefK]

That was clickbait. I have no idea what QAnon is doing but I have a preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty good guess what the next talking-point at the QAnon-crowd will be.





What the QAnon-crowd has said so far:


"Vote Trump and he will get rid of the evil Democrats."


"Okay, Trump has entered office. He will start that mass-arrests any minute now."


"Okay, years have gone by and Trump is doing nothing, but that's all part of the plan: Trump is secretly pulling the strings in the background to lure the Democrats into safety and then round them all up right before the election."


"Okay, Trump has seemingly lost the election, but that's all part of the plan: Trump is secretly pulling the strings in the background and he's holding back the evidence that he won until the time is right and then he will strike."





What the QAnon-crowd will say next:


"Okay, Joe Biden has entered office and is signing laws and budgets and is appointing people. But that's all part of the plan! Trump is secretly pulling the strings in the background and is working with the true patriots embedded in Biden's evil administration and then there will be an uprising and mass-arrests of these evil Democrats!"


"Okay, Trump isn't running for President after all in 2024. He's gone bankrupt after being found guilty of bank-fraud, insurance-fraud and tax-evasion. But that's all part of the plan! Trump is secretly pulling the strings in the background and is just pretending to be broke so he can go undercover and form an underground resistance-movement against those evil Democrats!"


"Okay, Trump has seemingly died of a stroke. But that's all part of the plan! Trump has faked his death and is secretly pulling the strings in the background to finally get rid of those evil Democrats!"

[Mystery sage]

1. Truthfully I laughed at this.

[dchill]

3. Me too. Nervously.

[oswaldactedalone]

9. Same here

Those people are nuckin' futs.

[Klaralven]

2. There haven't been any Q drops on qanon.pub since 11/23.

Where are these predictions occurring?

[BComplex]

8. Maybe Qanon got Quovid?

And is in Quarantine?

[Karadeniz]

4. Pure genius! Too bad GOP doesn't have a sense of humor!

[Cirque du So-What]

5. Funny stuff

Thing is, none of this is outside the realm of believability where these propellerheads are concerned. In fact, I think Philip K. Dick would be hard-pressed to come up with a scenario they wouldn't believe if they thought QAnon had announced it.

[doc03]

6. How about the govment is injecting a microchip

with the flu vaccine.

[StClone]

7. DNA test taken from Trump's tiny fingerbails as it lay in state

Prove it is Trump. But that's all part of the plan!