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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI spent 8 hours listening to Christmas songs in a car and I have some questions
We drove back from Georgia on Saturday. 550 miles - 7 1/2 hours - 1 stop. Nothing but holiday songs on satellite radio.
What are the odds that all the angels would be named Harold?
My Favorite Things Im told this is a holiday song because The Sound of Music is during the Christmas season. Okay Ill skip over the Nazi Christmas thing and ask
How many dog bites and bee stings did people suffer back then? Was it THAT MUCH of a regular thing?
In 1985 there was some uncertainty about whether people in Africa actually knew that it was Christmas, did we ever get a confirmation on that?
Please add any other questions you might have.
phylny
(8,378 posts)because my satellite radio has a whole bunch of stations that dont play holiday music.
Im right there with you on My Favorite Things. I dont quite get it 😊
soothsayer
(38,601 posts)underpants
(182,760 posts)New country
Outlaw country
Etc
I, quite frankly, have never really gotten ecstatic over "bright copper kettles". Hell, I don't even own a bright copper kettle. Hmmm... Maybe that's what I need to cheer me up these days.
P.S. I do love the movie though.
Retrograde
(10,132 posts)Left on their own, copper pots and pans quickly develop a green patina and are not shiny at all. They heat water just as well as a shiny one - without all the scrubbing.
thesquanderer
(11,986 posts)which include references to sleigh bells, snowflakes, and silver-white winters.
Alliepoo
(2,215 posts)Never ever liked it-even when we sang it in school choir. Ick.
jcgoldie
(11,631 posts)MurrayDelph
(5,293 posts)but the lyrics suck:
Edelweiss: rhyming "greet me" with "meet me" is bad enough, but rhyming "forever" with "forever"is just bad.
Do-re-mi: "La, a note to follow 'so": get the feeling they put that line in until they could come up with a better one, then didn't?
So Long, Farwell: "Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu"? PEE-YIEU.
And because it scans so badly, I was almost 50 before I learned that "Yo-di-layee" was not what the lonely goat heard.
Alliepoo
(2,215 posts)But I still detest all of the other versions ! Lol!
leftyladyfrommo
(18,868 posts)i normally am.
vlyons
(10,252 posts)Does that imply the the Holy Ghost is male?
Klaralven
(7,510 posts)AZ8theist
(5,453 posts)Yup, my vote. Not real.
birdographer
(1,323 posts)birdographer
(1,323 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)Thats not disputed.
jcgoldie
(11,631 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)Most reputable scholars agree he existed, but not necessarily all the holy stuff that goes along with the story.
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shrike3
(3,570 posts)Cloth. There was a historical Troy, although the Iliad is just a story. One of the dynasties of China was supposed to be mythical, until evidence for it was discovered. I imagine the characters of Zeus and Hera were based on real people lost to history.
lindysalsagal
(20,661 posts)probably existed, and the stories that have arrived here in the 21st century are most likely an amalgam of typical stories of men just like him.
The difference being, post death, someone was able to sell the whole thing as one story. At the time, paganism was so unsustainable, one guy with 10 rules and his own sacrifice, and eternal heaven after just one dowsing in the water was a deal no one would pass up.
It's impossible for us modern people to ever appreciate what a better deal that was compared to endless irrational gods and personal sacrifices, without the comforts of modern science.
The societal conditions that were ripe for a "one god" paradigm are long extinct. Now, we don't even need one god, we've got mobile phones and the interwebs and fast food. Problems solved.
AZ8theist
(5,453 posts)Plus, there are no extra biblical references to him. Along with the fact he doesn't appear in the bible until a generation AFTER the supposed crucifixion. There are a multitude of books written by non-Christian scholars who make excellent arguments for his non existence.
SlogginThroughIt
(1,977 posts)It isnt like he was the first son if god in religions of the time of christianitys roots. In fact much of Christianity may have been or even probably was borrowed from previous religions. I have no doubt that a few different things account for him supposedly being real. Such as there was a person that took on the mantle of this supposed person, or that there has been so much riding on finding a real Jesus that it has been manufactured either on purpose or by taking liberties with available data to construct the indisputable truth.
mitch96
(13,890 posts)TEB
(12,840 posts)7.5 hours of Christmas tunes Id be drinking again.
underpants
(182,760 posts)I got my wife off the Hair Band channel real quick like.
CaptainTruth
(6,586 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)I once did a lot of fancy brick work in a pizza kitchen before Christmas. It took about a week,
and the owner had X-mas music on a loop the whole time. I deserved extra for that ordeal.
Danascot
(4,690 posts)A place I worked at played Christmas music all day starting after Thanksgiving.
The office manager liked a particular artist,
It was Kenny G., all the time.
lindysalsagal
(20,661 posts)Was it warm? Sulphuric? Did you do something very very bad beforehand?
global1
(25,241 posts)Silent Night.
lastlib
(23,208 posts)(Sorry to lengthen your ordeal! )
Roland99
(53,342 posts)DemoTex
(25,393 posts)I picture a happy, rotund friar .. like Friar Tuck. Was that John Tuck? "Round John" Tuck?
underpants
(182,760 posts)So that makes even weirder
luvtheGWN
(1,336 posts)Translating from the German doesn't always work so well!
DemoTex
(25,393 posts)And I certainly did not know what "virgin" meant, at that age!
nolabear
(41,959 posts)So it was round young version for me. Version of what, I dont know. I was a kid. 🤷🏼♀️
bucolic_frolic
(43,124 posts)Did they play A Chipmunk Christmas for you?
Were these the same 3 Wise Men from "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"?
Christmas died when consumerism was born. I could fund retirement with what went into plastic junk and church grifting. Tell me how this has had a positive impact on my life.
underpants
(182,760 posts)Kacey Musgraves did Christmas dont be late without the hoola hoop part. Later she did a duet with Willie Nelson on a song called Have a Willie Nice Christmas
I'm gonna wrap my presents up in red bandanas
And leave some special cookies out for Santa
Throw my troubles to the wind 'til we're back on the road again
Here's to finding your own little piece on Earth
(Chorus: Kacey Musgraves)
And I hope you have a really
A really, really, Willie nice Christmas
If you're in Luckenbach or Waikiki
Yeah, I hope you have a really
A really, really, Willie nice Christmas
And may we all stay higher than the angel on top of the tree
(Verse 2: Willie Nelson)
Don't get caught up in the hustle and the bustle
This time of year ain't supposed to be so stressful
Here's to easily silent nights and finding your own paradise
'Cause whatever family, might call your own
(Chorus: Both)
And I hope you have a really
A really, really, Willie nice Christmas
And may it be a lot more green than blue
Yeah, I hope you have a really
A really, really, Willie nice Christmas
And, Willie, Happy New Year, too
(Bridge: Kacey Musgraves)
Have a Willie happy Hanukkah
Feliz Navidad-ukkah
A Willie happy Kwanzaa 'cause it's all the same
A Mele Kalikimaka, hey
Whatever way you wanna say
Just have yourself a
(Chorus: Both)
Really, really, really
A really, really, Willie nice Christmas
Whether you're in Luckenbach or Waikiki
I hope you have a really
A really, really, Willie nice Christmas
May we all get higher than the angel on top of the tree
And may we all stay higher than the angel on top of the tree
bucolic_frolic
(43,124 posts)Five minutes of that is like eating nothing but jars of strawberry jam for a week.
And yes, Brenda Lee was 13 when she recorded Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. 1957, but it didn't chart until a year or so later.
I suggest some intellectual protein to recover from your underpants' Christmas Carol Holiday Excursion. The bounce-bounce of the car, the tunes blaring ... setting for a Stephen King novel. You've been brainwashed.
I must have gotten out of the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am completely irreverant and sarcastic.
lindysalsagal
(20,661 posts)Might be a nice change....
dansolo
(5,376 posts)Musically I like the song a lot, but it has one of the most horrible lyrics. I cringe every time I hear Bono sing "Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you".
underpants
(182,760 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)Mary had just put Jesus down and finally got him to sleep. Then the Little Drummer Boy shows up and ra-tat-tats. Was Drummer Boy beaten within an inch of his life?
underpants
(182,760 posts)Their note taking has a lot to be desired.
northoftheborder
(7,572 posts)ChazInAz
(2,564 posts)Sir Christopher Lee recorded a truly special rendition of "Drummer Boy".
The level of implied menace in the song makes it one of my favorites.
Ranks right up there with his cover of "Ghost Riders In the Sky".
nolabear
(41,959 posts)ChazInAz
(2,564 posts)I believe there are two numbered albums by that title.
Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)And all those maids-a-milking. I don't mean to be a Grinch about it, but it sounds wasteful.
KatyMan
(4,190 posts)so they need the milk the maids are a-milking.
Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)joho260
(17 posts)Go to You Tube and look up Wendy Toye "On The Twelfth Day"
KatyMan
(4,190 posts)DIDN'T say. And why certain shepherds? Did they win some sort of contest? Were the others kind of sketchy so the angels just kind of gave them the side eye and moved on? And to whom was the second Noel said?
underpants
(182,760 posts)KatyMan
(4,190 posts)Maybe that certain set of shepherds were on Undercover Boss so they were featured at the end of the show?
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Should that have a R rating?
Roy Rolling
(6,911 posts)Suspension of disbelief is what keeps the whole material world running. And keeps us sane.
Fantasies? These are a few of my favorite things.
jaxexpat
(6,818 posts)WestMichRad
(1,318 posts)Chess nuts roasting in an open foyer
Marcuse
(7,478 posts)CaptainTruth
(6,586 posts)DownriverDem
(6,228 posts)the other stations? They aren't all Holiday songs.
underpants
(182,760 posts)but its the season so tis...okay I think I mixed that up.
Demovictory9
(32,447 posts)People in Africa have much awareness of the world and America
SWBTATTReg
(22,112 posts)is w/ people who work in a retail store environment for 40 hours at least minimum, listening to this kind of music nonstop? It's enough to drive my SO crazy. That's why we don't play/listen to such music anywhere. Last year was a first, I actually got away to not listening to any Xmas music anywhere! No shopping, I don't turn my radio on (too hard of hearing), etc. Lots of little tricks to use in not listening to any XMAS music. It is way overdone. If I could figure it out, I would reprogram my hearing aids, if they heard a XMAS song playing, to automatically translate into one of my favorite rock songs instead.
Mopar151
(9,978 posts)underpants
(182,760 posts)Didnt hear that offering but did hear Have a Willie nice Christmas
Illumination
(2,458 posts)help decorate @ the White House? Melania's on strike & or awol..... .....
underpants
(182,760 posts)My wife still thinks its funny.
MyOwnPeace
(16,925 posts)Will his nose still shine so bright if he's wearing his mask?
Roc2020
(1,614 posts)the 40s 50s and 60s never gets too old to play?
Dread Pirate Roberts
(1,896 posts)Why aren't there more people named Wenceslas? And another one, how do I know what YOU'RE hearing? Give me a clue and I'll let you know if I hear it too. And who thought a partridge in a pear tree was a good gift? How do you get the bird to stay in the tree? That's before you even get to the rest of that stuff. (is giving someone eight maids a milking a reference to human trafficking? ) Who writes these songs?
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)Auggie
(31,161 posts)MineralMan
(146,286 posts)My wife did that yesterday. I was all in my office. Soon, though, she had Alexa play the soundtrack from "Chess."
My Pet Orangutan
(9,234 posts)LeftInTX
(25,227 posts)Don't have Sirius, but I have a phone!
Plug that baby in and go!
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)ybbor
(1,554 posts)It was Easter break 1978. We drove from Michigan to Siesta Key, Fla. in a 1975 Chevrolet Caprice Classic with my two sisters, and my folks. Styling! It took 2 days with only terrestrial radio and no tape deck. When we arrived we found out my grandma had died and we left the next day and drove all the way home. Had Easter dinner at a place called Wendys in central Ohio.
A week later we drove all the way back down for a week. The only time I have been to Florida. When asked I say I have been there once, but really twice (hence the four times to Georgia, once each way)
Anywho, like I said we only had terrestrial radio. The song of the season that year was Dire Straits Sultans of Swing. I heard it played on top 40 radio in every metropolitan area from Detroit to Tampa. I cant tell you how many times. Good song but after a while when it came on my sisters would groan Nooooo!
So in honor of your road trip music horror, I give you mine:
underpants
(182,760 posts)They were in tour and only had terrestrial radio (it was the 80s). Girls just wanna have fun was THE song that they charted their tour with. How many time it was played and it became a running joke with them to scream out when it came on.
Ive heard Last Christmas three times so far this year. Im counting. Hate that song.
ybbor
(1,554 posts)Could you hum a few bars?
kag
(4,079 posts)Then I heard it like six hundred times a day and wanted to stick an ice pick in my ear. It must have been recorded by every artist with a contract and a microphone. Ugh.
They ONLY Christmas song anyone needs is "Merry Christmas From the Family" by Robert Earl Keen:
LeftInTX
(25,227 posts)No cell phone...
I used to drive from Wisconsin and Texas alot back then.
I bought an 8-track and a CB.
I would listen to the soundtrack of Fiddler on the Roof over and over. Why? I bought the cassette because I liked every song on the tape and didn't have to deal with skipping over songs. I don't remember listening to anything else.
With that type of thinking, I should have just purchased an 8 track of Led Zeppelin II, but I already owned the LP and didn't want to spend my money on something I already owned
Actually, I did call my parents on one trip. I was in a motel in Oklahoma. There was a tornado warning and there was no basement to go to like in Wisconsin. My dad was a meteorologist. I was scared. I called him collect. He was annoyed and told me not to worry about it. So, I worried about it.
ybbor
(1,554 posts)We were staying at my uncles condo (very sweet for 1978) and she had the number before we left. She was actually who found my grandma. She had had a massive heart attack and died in her chair.
It was my moms brothers condo, and it was my dads mom who passed.
The crazy thing is that my dads only sibling had just arrived to Anna Marie Island, near Venice, Fla., the same day, and he, my aunt and cousins caravanned back with us.
Mind you, the speed limit was 55 mph back then. Took a lot longer to get to places, and the good ol boys down there had no problem writing out speeding tickets to us Yankees, so we stayed close to 55-58 the whole way.
Passed a lot of Howard Johnsons and Stuckeys on the way if you remember those folks.
raffishtenant
(9 posts)She sounds unpleasant, but I'd like to at least hear her side of the story.
MoonchildCA
(1,301 posts)jpak
(41,757 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,661 posts)Last edited Mon Nov 30, 2020, 01:55 PM - Edit history (1)
Even spellcheck hadn't heard of figgy pudding. I had to correct it twice?
And, wtf are sugarplums?
And, how do you get presents "on" the christmas tree?
Drones? Duct tape?
Retrograde
(10,132 posts)"pudding" here being the British steamed kind made with flour and suet, and for special occasions, dried fruits including raisins, figs, and other types. I've never had a British suet pudding, but it's occasionally presented as a challenge on the Great British Bake-off. Apparently, you grate the suet, mix it with the other ingredients to form a dough, wrap the whole thing up in a towel and either put it into boiling water or steam it for hours. The carolers in the song seem to like it, as they won't leave until they get some.
Sugarplums are a confection of some sort - I always think of them as something like gumdrops but they seem to be some sort of roundish hard candy. In the mid 19th century, when a lot of these traditions originated, candy was an occasional luxury on special occasions.
You either hang the presents from the branches, or you tie them on. Back in the old days presents were simpler and not as numerous - and usually smaller. What I want to know is how people back then kept lighted candles on their trees without burning down their houses!
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,391 posts)Those kids spend a lot of time outdoors on sunny days in shorts for Christmas.
underpants
(182,760 posts)Berchtesgaden. US Army hotel with an incredible view. We white water rafted, golf, and a really outstanding meal at the hotel every night - US Army cooks working with French German and Italian chefs.
The hill just outside Hitlers Eagles Nest. Theres a restaurant in the building. We walked right through the middle of it being American GIs in our 20s. Nice place. I understood that the restaurant didnt like having us walk through. They really shouldnt have told us that before we got there.
El Mimbreno
(777 posts)really wash their socks by night? And wearing socks with sandals?
And did anyone else sing this version in grade school?
We three kings of Orient are.
We were smoking a big black cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded,
And now we are headed for Mars.
Ooh ooh
Cigar of wonder,
Cigar of might,
cigar was full of dynamite...
And that's all I can remember.
And then there's this from the Pogo comic strip:
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla Wash and Kalamazoo.
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alleygaroo.
OK, I'll quit.
underpants
(182,760 posts)Lets consider it our own Christmas miracle
lindysalsagal
(20,661 posts)LeftInTX
(25,227 posts)NotASurfer
(2,149 posts)He's got a few seasonal tunes. This one's kinda danceable
halfulglas
(1,654 posts)Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer and Crabs For Christmas.
BobTheSubgenius
(11,563 posts)And how did they hear about it, all the way in Bellingham?
JustFiveMoreMinutes
(2,133 posts)... according to the pastor I worked for during my stint as an Office Manager....
El Mimbreno
(777 posts)LeftInTX
(25,227 posts)Do you need to see a doctor to remove Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time ear worm?
underpants
(182,760 posts)But weve really only started the season. Last Christmas is the one that kills me.
lindysalsagal
(20,661 posts)We're The Ones Who Gave Santa Clause And All His Reindeer Lice
Owl
(3,641 posts)Initech
(100,062 posts)Was the reindeer driving a Ford F-150?
underpants
(182,760 posts)then he asked his new girlfriend, Dee-Lite, to get him some more ice.
BainsBane
(53,029 posts)her·ald
/ˈherəld/
Learn to pronounce
noun
1.
an official messenger bringing news.
2.
a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.
"they considered the first primroses as the herald of spring
underpants
(182,760 posts)Herald. Thanks.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)My parents collected Christmas records from back in the 1960s when some tire store gave away Christmas records every year. Mom had every single one of theirs, plus many more. After the last of their daughters married and moved away from home, they bought a much larger house that had a intercom system.
Dad figured out how to hook his stereo system to the intercom and for Thanksgiving weekend when he thought we should get up - my husband and I would stay with them for the weekend - he'd start playing Christmas songs over the intercom. Then he'd play records all day, every day, all of the weekend. Four days of Christmas music from 8 AM until at least 11 PM, sometimes later.
We once inventoried the records and figured out that if he began playing Christmas albums at 8 AM on Thanksgiving Day and played them for fifteen hours a day, he had enough albums to go through about January 5th.
Finally one summer lightning hit the house and fried his stereo system and the intercom system. It was WONDERFUL! No more Christmas music from dawn till midnight! We could have conversations without having to talk over the holiday music!
He replaced the receiver so he could still play music, but did not replace the turntable. His new receiver came with a CD player so he acquired CDs, but not any Christmas albums. It was heavenly.
underpants
(182,760 posts)I dont hear him much on the radio though
csziggy
(34,136 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,414 posts)My scat and yodeling Christmas playlist has exactly one lonely song. What's up with that? Any help?
underpants
(182,760 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,414 posts)Do you know if he did any scatting?
highplainsdem
(48,966 posts)lyrics, not the regrettable Cloverton rewrite).
OTOH, it's such a stunning song, I'm happy to hear it any time of year.
shrike3
(3,570 posts)LeftInTX
(25,227 posts)White Christmas etc
IHaveNoName
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Marcuse
(7,478 posts)Grammy23
(5,810 posts)Christmas Shoes ever again. Ugh what a terrible song. Please spare me!
Hugin
(33,120 posts)Less questions.
Like is there an outstanding warrant for the reindeer who ran over grandma?
llmart
(15,536 posts)It was about the song "Baby It's Cold Outside". Some DU'ers thought it was a rapey song and thought that in light of the MeToo phenomenon it should be banned.
If I remember correctly, the younger people thought the lyrics were "iffy". I, being of the older generation and having had a father who was a musician back in the 1920s and 1930s, thought it was a fairly benign song and remember my father playing it on the piano.
underpants
(182,760 posts)Both on DU and in social media.
I see it for the time it was recorded in and I think her staying was mutual.
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underpants
(182,760 posts)Thanks
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