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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In an attempt to demonstrate that he is in better physical condition than President-elect Joe Biden, Donald J. Trump spent part of Monday morning playing fetch with Mike Pence on the White House lawn.
The press corps was invited to the event, at which Trump, seated on a golf cart, hurled tennis ball after tennis ball at his Vice-President, who obediently retrieved them.
At one point in the demonstration, Pence paused to praise his bosss amazing stamina.
Mr. President, I always knew that your mental acuity was beyond compare, but I must say that your physical strength and endurance are nothing short of miraculous, Pence said.
I cant hear you with that tennis ball in your mouth, Trump replied.
After half an hour of fetching, Pence became winded and was replaced by Senator Lindsey Graham.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-tries-to-prove-he-is-fitter-than-biden-by-playing-fetch-with-pence-on-white-house-lawn
CaliforniaPeggy
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(204,779 posts)UTUSN
(70,645 posts)Somebody posted something like "Another side of Andy" thread and I thought it was you!1
Rhiannon12866
(204,779 posts)But I do try to check often, anyway, since I figured we've needed the humor here!
UTUSN
(70,645 posts)and I irrationally think you have a proprietary interest over Andy.
https://upload.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=14623474
Rhiannon12866
(204,779 posts)And we see this every single day in the news or IRL! Thanks for passing that on!
Hermit-The-Prog
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(9,920 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)burrowowl
(17,632 posts)speaknow
(321 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)Grokenstein
(5,721 posts)Sure..."tennis" ball. (winks)
NJCher
(35,619 posts)Do I look fat I this suit?
brer cat
(24,523 posts)K&R