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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,673 posts)Nevilledog
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The Hoarse Whisperer
@TheRealHoarse
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Jan 8, 2021
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According to reports, a rioter who died in Wednesdays storming of the Capitol suffered a heart attack induced by...
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accidentally tasering his own balls.
The Hoarse Whisperer
@TheRealHoarse
According to the same reports, the man lit up his own prunes like Ben Franklin flying a kite while trying to steal a painting...
of Tip ONeill.
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,673 posts)Cirque du So-What
(25,927 posts)TwilightZone
(25,462 posts)BusyBeingBest
(8,052 posts)and I choose to believe this as an alternate fact.
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)GopherGal
(2,008 posts)...even if you believe the self-tasing story.
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)avebury
(10,952 posts)octoberlib
(14,971 posts)Hoyt
(54,770 posts)Biophilic
(3,645 posts)👏👏👏👏👏
liberalmuse
(18,672 posts)Tasering yourself repeatedly in the balls while trying to steal Tip O'Neill's portrait during an insurrection. Tip fucking O'Neill.
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)... with that gut hanging over them?
ResistantAmerican17
(3,801 posts)SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)riverwalker
(8,694 posts)Elwood P Dowd
(11,443 posts)BusyBeingBest
(8,052 posts)Paladin
(28,252 posts)I hope his family is relieved.
GulfCoast66
(11,949 posts)Hes been gunning for his balls for a while.
Too stupid to use a holster.
I assume he was carrying his taser the same way.
CloudWatcher
(1,846 posts)Sad but at least he died doing what he loved.
Initech
(100,063 posts)jcgoldie
(11,631 posts)Does he have any kids? If not .. darwin award!
modrepub
(3,494 posts)of why this country is "falling behind". We have fewer and fewer people who have the mental capacity and discipline to support a functioning society.
mercuryblues
(14,530 posts)his stomach, but um, er, through his scrotum?
Solomon
(12,310 posts)Hilarious!
Locrian
(4,522 posts)Tip O'Neill is laughing his ass off.
RockRaven
(14,958 posts)Hekate
(90,643 posts)I stole this from NevilleDog