Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:35 PM
ZZenith (3,977 posts)
I will never forgive you people here on DU.
You allowed me to believe I had a realistic shot at getting a date with Jennifer Lawrence. For years.
How could you?!
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28 replies, 2493 views
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Author | Time | Post |
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ZZenith | Feb 2021 | OP |
redstatebluegirl | Feb 2021 | #1 | |
ornotna | Feb 2021 | #2 | |
Lucinda | Feb 2021 | #3 | |
ZZenith | Feb 2021 | #6 | |
Solly Mack | Feb 2021 | #4 | |
overleft | Feb 2021 | #7 | |
Solly Mack | Feb 2021 | #8 | |
ZZenith | Feb 2021 | #10 | |
Solly Mack | Feb 2021 | #11 | |
blm | Feb 2021 | #19 | |
Solly Mack | Feb 2021 | #28 | |
Squinch | Feb 2021 | #5 | |
mr_lebowski | Feb 2021 | #9 | |
ZZenith | Feb 2021 | #12 | |
mr_lebowski | Feb 2021 | #14 | |
Under The Radar | Feb 2021 | #13 | |
KY_EnviroGuy | Feb 2021 | #15 | |
blm | Feb 2021 | #20 | |
genxlib | Feb 2021 | #16 | |
LakeArenal | Feb 2021 | #17 | |
cwydro | Feb 2021 | #26 | |
ZZenith | Feb 2021 | #21 | |
niyad | Feb 2021 | #18 | |
ZZenith | Feb 2021 | #22 | |
PirateRo | Feb 2021 | #23 | |
ZZenith | Feb 2021 | #24 | |
PirateRo | Feb 2021 | #25 | |
ZZenith | Feb 2021 | #27 |
Response to ZZenith (Original post)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:37 PM
redstatebluegirl (12,217 posts)
1. And made me believe I won Publishers Clearinghouse.
Still waiting for the balloons at my door!
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Response to ZZenith (Original post)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:38 PM
ornotna (10,546 posts)
2. It was fun while it lasted
You should have seen the look on your face.
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Response to ZZenith (Original post)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:39 PM
Lucinda (30,969 posts)
3. Did you ever ask her?
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Response to Lucinda (Reply #3)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:41 PM
ZZenith (3,977 posts)
6. She's oddly silent with her response.
You, I forgive, Lucinda.
I can see that you care. |
Response to ZZenith (Original post)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:39 PM
Solly Mack (90,429 posts)
4. Don't give up. Trust the plan. It's 5th dimensional wooing.
Response to Solly Mack (Reply #4)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:42 PM
overleft (324 posts)
7. You said that I would win the Powerball Lottery,
without buying a ticket.
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Response to overleft (Reply #7)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:43 PM
Solly Mack (90,429 posts)
8. Don't give up. Trust the plan. It's 5th dimensional economics.
Works for everything!
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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #4)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:44 PM
ZZenith (3,977 posts)
10. Thank you!
My renewed faith will see me through the next part of the journey.
I expect to hear back from her on March 4th. |
Response to ZZenith (Reply #10)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:45 PM
Solly Mack (90,429 posts)
11. Just got to keep on believing.
Response to blm (Reply #19)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 08:16 PM
Solly Mack (90,429 posts)
28. Shshshsh. I'm going to turn this into a paying job.
Response to ZZenith (Original post)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:40 PM
Squinch (49,291 posts)
5. Go to a diner in the midwest and we'll interview you about your feelings.
Response to ZZenith (Original post)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:44 PM
mr_lebowski (33,643 posts)
9. Shoot me a pic dude ... I'll ask her, she's right here fanning and feeding me chilled, peeled grapes
It's unseasonable warm here in AZ ...
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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #9)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:46 PM
ZZenith (3,977 posts)
12. You've given me hope!
Her standards are clearly lower than I’d been allowed to believe!
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Response to ZZenith (Reply #12)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:49 PM
mr_lebowski (33,643 posts)
14. Oh, you have no idea ...
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Response to ZZenith (Original post)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:47 PM
Under The Radar (3,378 posts)
13. Q works in mysterious ways
Response to ZZenith (Original post)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:49 PM
KY_EnviroGuy (14,404 posts)
15. That's what you get for listening to the DU door buzzards.
Took me a long time to learn they speak in parables.......
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Response to ZZenith (Original post)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:50 PM
genxlib (5,444 posts)
16. I will never understand the fascination with JLaw
I mean she is "check-her-out-on-the-street" attractive.
But she wouldn't make my top 100 if we were really talking about world-class beauties. Just my opinion so don't kill me for it. Sorry for your disillusionment. |
Response to genxlib (Reply #16)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:02 PM
LakeArenal (27,703 posts)
17. I guess I subscribe to, nothing good to say? Say nothing.
This was a feel good thread.
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Response to LakeArenal (Reply #17)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 08:00 PM
cwydro (51,308 posts)
26. I thought your OP was funny!
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Response to genxlib (Reply #16)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:53 PM
ZZenith (3,977 posts)
21. You must be part of the deep state.
No other explanation for it.
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Response to ZZenith (Original post)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:17 PM
niyad (105,515 posts)
18. Thank you, everyone, for the smiles!
Response to niyad (Reply #18)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:54 PM
ZZenith (3,977 posts)
22. Thank you for smiling!
You are forgiven.
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Response to ZZenith (Original post)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:57 PM
PirateRo (933 posts)
23. Wait a second...
They told me Jeri Ryan!
Are you saying its not true? |
Response to PirateRo (Reply #23)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:58 PM
ZZenith (3,977 posts)
24. You are no longer allowed to believe it.
Sorry it took so long.
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Response to ZZenith (Reply #24)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 08:00 PM
PirateRo (933 posts)
25. ...but I've been working out this whole time!
Response to PirateRo (Reply #25)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 08:04 PM
ZZenith (3,977 posts)
27. Well then, no harm done.
Better to be a healthy, lonely pirate than an unhealthy one.
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