Couldn't this guy talk faster so we can get though this utter lack of substance and misdirection?

[PirateRo]

[UpInArms]

1. He is attempting to hypnotize with his droning

All he needs is a metronome

[PirateRo]

2. What a Borg he'd make!

Just make every target fall asleep from boredom and nonsense.

[Raven123]

3. Am I the only one who thinks someone else wrote this speech for the speaker?

Perhaps someone who wouldn’t put their own reputation on the line publicly

[PirateRo]

4. These guys are weak lawyers

I don’t know the law in any detail but I know enough to know that most of what they’re reciting on the floor is worthless. And I’m sure there’s a team of people out there writing for these guys, they only had days to prepare after the actual legal team walked.

These guys are just cashing a check. Hopefully, they knew enough to get paid ahead of time.

[Raven123]

5. Would love to hear someone pose a question to this speaker.

Would be interesting to hear how he speaks without prepared text

[PirateRo]

6. Interesting question, it reminds me of that blackberry commercial

Some years back there was a blackberry commercial where this one guy was leading some others and he was chattering nonstop while constantly referring to his phone. They were out in the street, moving from building to building. One of the people quickly takes the blackberry and the person suddenly stops and looks around disoriented.

I think it’d be like that.

These guys aren’t that bright, seems to me they should be looking up at ambulance chasers. Seems to me these are the guys that deal with things like rental leases for the Knight’s of Columbus or something. Certainly, they’re they guys that lose to ambulance chasers.