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Tommy Carcetti

(43,164 posts) Fri Feb 26, 2021, 11:37 AM Feb 2021

Well that's it. Biden is done. His presidency has been felled by a scandal of most epic proportions.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we need to brace ourselves for what might be the political scandal of the century.

According to a veritable newsman from a source of truly unimpeachable integrity and devotion to truth and factfinding--Greg Kelly of Newsmax TV--Champ (President Biden's 12 year old German Shepard) is not photogenic enough for his liking.

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/elections/fl-ne-newsmax-greg-kelly-joe-biden-dog-20210223-z6yr63wccradhppdfapthwv7ma-story.html

Could Newsmax find a niche as home for Trump-loving dog haters?
By ANTHONY MAN
SOUTH FLORIDA SUN SENTINEL |
FEB 23, 2021 AT 7:02 AM

Greg Kelly, one of the marquee hosts on the Newsmax cable channel, has been skewered online after he disparaged one of President Joe Biden’s dogs.

Kelly said Champ, one of the first family’s two German Shepherds, looked as if he’s “from the junkyard” and “looks like he’s not been well cared for.”

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It started on Friday, during a segment on the show “Greg Kelly Reports” when he brought up the subject of Biden’s older dog — a topic that seemed planned since it also included an image of Champ that filled the screen as he began a conversation with two guests.

“Did you see the dog? I want to show you something I noticed. Doesn’t he look a little rough?” Kelly said, laughing. “I love dogs, but this dog needs a bath and a comb and all kinds of love and care. I’ve never seen a dog in the White House like this. I remember Buddy, I remember Millie, I remember lots of dogs, but not a dog who seems, I don’t know, I don’t know how much love and care he is getting.”

Shockingly, Kelly was subsequently lambasted across social media for being a general fucktard with a complete lack of any semblance of a human soul.

That didn't stop Kelly from bravely doubling down and successfully proving that he is even more of a goddamned waste of skin, guts and other associated bodily fluids by apparently insinuating that President Biden is, um, a dog abuser.

Link to tweet

Yeah.

So anyways, we can expect Articles of Impeachment to be drawn up any day on this vitally important topic by Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene for the reason that she has way too much time on her hands and demands constant attention for her valuable skill of contributing absolutely nothing remotely important to society.

Much like Greg Kelly, actually, who isn't even worthy of a level of respect I'd give for the various "presents" Champ Biden might leave on the White House lawn.