If I was Chump I wouldn't be flattered

[DemocratSinceBirth]

[East-A-Squared]

1. Flag desecration.

[raging moderate]

5. Correct!

These people are not the patriots they pretend to be.

[Cartoonist]

2. The balloon baby is more flattering

[underpants]

3. There's a Bob's Big Boy - Richie Rich joke here

But it’s Friday so I’m just mailing it in at this point. Sort of like Trump after the election

[marble falls]

4. He's jealous. The golden jackass has better makeup and hair. And much bigger hands.

[Cracklin Charlie]

6. Two weeks ago, that thing was Bart Simpson on a skateboard.

That’s repurposed art work. How trendy. Probably a prop for a movie opening.

After the event, they will auction it for 10 thousand bucks. Some idiot will pay. His wife will yell at him for buying it. Trumps head will fall off, and the paint will peel off the fiberglass, revealing the original Bart Simpson.

The guy who bought it will get yelled at again to get rid of it.

[Journeyman]

13. That seems a succinct prediction . . .

Wish there were someway for us to all see it play out.

[TFRD]

7. Yeah, but he will

It would not surprise me if a picture shows up of Fat Donnie posing with the stupid looking thing.

[SoonerPride]

8. He hasn't been that thin since the 80s

So he'll be flattered

[vlyons]

9. Didn't the book of Exodus have a rule about not bowing down to a graven image?

I'm reminded of how Moses ground up the golden calf and forced the Isrealites to eat the gold dust.

[matt819]

10. Hold on. They're wearing masks?

Are they slaves and traitors, or are they patriots?

[Eyeball_Kid]

11. Trump will whine. He wants a Mt. Rushmore-sized likeness.

And besides, there is too much of an association between this ugly likeness and that of the Biblical "Golden Calf." The Evangelicals in his base ought to be wincing.

[lunasun]

12. I bet he loves it and so does the worshipping cult crowd