Florida GOP Introduces Ballotless Voting In Disenfranchised Communities

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

TALLAHASSEE, FL—In an effort to streamline the state’s electoral process, Florida Republicans introduced a new bill to the legislature Thursday that would establish ballotless voting in disenfranchised communities. “We’ve eliminated the complex and insecure process of casting a ballot so that voters from underserved communities don’t have to worry about going to the polls or mailing anything in,” said co-sponsor Rep. Chris Sprowls of the popular proposal, which had already garnered unanimous support among Republicans in the House and Senate. “Come voting day, voters will be able to walk right up to the doors of their polling place, then turn around. No lines, no worry. We’ve listened to your concerns, and are confident that ballotless voting will address them.” At press time, Sprowls added that the bill would also help fight voter fraud by eliminating the likelihood of votes being erroneously counted.

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[White Fox]

1. How do you suppose

they will find a way to turn away all people who aren't white....

[stillcool]

2. oh man...that one had me

even after the last sentence

[jorgevlorgan]

3. At first I was like "Well that's good. How would that work?" And then a second later

"I don't think it can."

And then a second later I saw it was the onion.

[abqtommy]

4. It's good to see this from The Onion. I'm glad they're holding up their end of the public/political

discourse!