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jmowreader

(50,528 posts) Mon Mar 15, 2021, 08:03 PM Mar 2021

I know what my next tattoo is going to be

It will be a button on top of my left wrist. I will get it in about a month.

If I get lost driving in a big city, a push of this button will enable the Microsoft-FEMA-Pfizer-DHS COVID Tracking Chip that came in the vaccination I got today, and the one I will get in three weeks, to give me turn-by-turn directions to where I need to go.

You can get one too! Go to www.theresnotrackingchipinthecovidvaccine.com or www.quitbeingajackwagon.com and sign up today!

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I know what my next tattoo is going to be (Original Post) jmowreader Mar 2021 OP

Good luck! Blue Dawn Mar 2021 #1

I had an irresistible urge to buy Microsoft products central scrutinizer Mar 2021 #2

I had that before I got it jmowreader Mar 2021 #3

Blue Dawn

(892 posts)

1. Good luck!

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Mar 15, 2021, 08:23 PM

Mar 2021

Please post a photo after you get your tattoo!

I have already made an appointment to get one, too, at a different site called chips4us.gov.

I can hardly wait!!