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A poem for the "Florida man."
Florida man, Florida man,
great head of hair, studio tan,
if I were hitching in the Everglades
and you pulled up, I’d be afraid.
I wouldn’t climb into your minivan,
your swampmobile, O Florida man.
I’d wait for a ride with an honest trucker.
Anyone but you, you sleazy fucker.
[link:https://www.theatlantic.com/books/archive/2021/04/poem-james-parker-florida-man/618495/|
(Remembered the link this time.)
great head of hair, studio tan,
if I were hitching in the Everglades
and you pulled up, I’d be afraid.
I wouldn’t climb into your minivan,
your swampmobile, O Florida man.
I’d wait for a ride with an honest trucker.
Anyone but you, you sleazy fucker.
[link:https://www.theatlantic.com/books/archive/2021/04/poem-james-parker-florida-man/618495/|
(Remembered the link this time.)
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