BREAKING: Devin Nunes had a cow...

[brooklynite]

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[Botany]

1. So the DoJ and Bill Barr were using their time and money to look into a running joke on Twitter?

How about working on all the misinformation and propaganda that Russia was pumping into America
to get QAnon, the Proud Boys, the anti mask/vaccination dumb fucks, and Sean Hannity/Fox all jazzed
up? Or how about the Russian hacking of our government with "solar winds?"

[malaise]

2. Yes

That simple

We are yet to discover the depth of the kakistocracy's corruption

[SWBTATTReg]

3. Crimes have been committed here...Barr and others should be charged w/ aiding and abetting

a fake attempt to use the DOJ to personally go after those that ridicule them ...

[Botany]

6. "Crimes have been committed"

Like when Bill Barr visited the Federal lock up in NYC and less then a week later
Jeffery Epstein committed killed himself as both guards had fallen asleep and as the
video cameras "went bad?"

[SWBTATTReg]

7. Yeah, I know. I always questioned this, the timing, everything...it's too much of a timing thing,

that after his visit, then Epstein 'killed' himself.

[Botany]

10. When Epstein came out and said the Trump was still flying on his plane long after Trump said that...

... he had cut off all ties with Epstein and that Trump let Epstein use his plane to move "his girls"
around Jeffery was dead in less than 24 hours.

BTW I don't blame the guards for "falling asleep" because you or I would have done the exact same
thing after some thug shows you a picture of your home and family and says something like, "nice place
and family you got there shame if something happened to 'em."

I hope Biden releases the full Muller report so we all can see what Barr was hiding.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

26. And by "their" you mean "my." NT

[soldierant]

30. Their time and OUR money.

[Trueblue1968]

36. Wait ..... i thought this was Nunes' cow ....

[Champp]

4. Cows express their view of republiQon whack jobs

[Red Mountain]

17. good looking dung beetle activity there

the little holes are from them.

Where there's dung there are dung beetles.

That's as far as I can take this analogy.

[C_U_L8R]

8. They botched even the simplest, stupidest things

What idiots. What failures.

[spanone]

9. That's what dictators do.

[ffr]

20. +1

[Trueblue1968]

11. Devin Nunes had a cow... Ee i ee i o

[eppur_se_muova]

31. GMTA -- as do infantile ones. nt

[MontanaMama]

12. I thought this was going to be a sing-a-long...

Devin Nunes had a cow. Ee-I-ee-I-oh.

[NewHendoLib]

13. and a lie lie here and a lie lie there...

here a lie, there a lie, everywhere a lie lie...

[jaxexpat]

14. Me too. But seriously, is Barr prosecutable for truly terrible attempts at humor?

I'm pretty sure the whole thing was "under the radar" because nobody wanted anybody to know they had anything to do with it, including Barr.

[catbyte]

15. Udderly pathetic. We would've been Iraq under Saddam if that thing would've won.

[Harker]

18. Hasn't this been milked for laughs enough? n/t

[uponit7771]

29. +1, people do ... NOT ... understand how easy that is to do in the US !!!

[Kid Berwyn]

16. Nunes is a laughing stock.

Frustrated dick-tater.

[FelineOverlord]

19. BREAKING: Devin Nunes had a cow...

Link to tweet

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[Oneironaut]

21. Absolutely pathetic if true.

The Trump Admin was being run by man-children with the emotional maturity of middle school children. It’s really pathetic.

“They called me a name! I’m going to have them outted through subpoena, and I’ll show them!” Truly juvenile, unbecoming of a government official, and pathetic.

[LiberalFighter]

22. So Barr abuse his power.

[SpankMe]

23. Devin Nunez can suck my udder.

Gee, I hope he doesn't go after DU for my info now.

[Pepsidog]

25. M' Fers'

[Mr. Evil]

27. DoJ also got a gag order,

claiming that disclosure of the subpoena would likely "result in flight from prosecution, destruction of or tampering with evidence, intimidation of potential witnesses, and serious jeopardy to the investigation" of the Nunes parody account.

Flight? Evidence? Intimidation? Witnesses? Investigation?
Investigation of what!!!?

BWAAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Setting in motion all the gears and wheels of justice for a phony Twitter cow!? And/or a phony Twitter mom!? This is as laughable as it is egregious. Bill Barr needs to go down hard for this. And I mean falling down 6 or 7 flights of stairs hard. If this isn't a glaring example of corruption and abuse of power then nothing is.

Fuck him up, Merrick!
Then, Lock him up!

[Takket]

33. Geez. Was this request for a smart-Alec on Twitter or Pablo Escobar!

He sounds like the most dangerous person on earth!

[Mr. Evil]

35. IKR!

That subpoena makes it sound like they were going after an entire organized crime family.

[twin_ghost]

28. I've had it! This is MOOre then I can take.

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I'm sorry but I'm having a COW, MAN!

[Takket]

32. Mind you, these same people call Democrats "snowflakes"

[DBoon]

34. EIEIO

Devin Nunes had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,
And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O,
With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there,
Here a moo,
there a moo,
everywhere moo-moo,
Devin Nunes had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.