Congressional Moderates Call For Smaller Numbers
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WASHINGTONExpressing concerns about an overly ambitious agenda, several politically moderate members of Congress issued a joint statement Monday calling for smaller numbers.
The proposals that our colleagues are putting forward, at times, contain figures with as many as seven or eight digits in them, which is simply beyond the pale, said Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV), warning that these large numbers with multiple commas risked alienating key voter blocs.
My constituents didnt send me to D.C. to inundate them with radically high numbers like a million or a billion. No, I came here to fight for figures like 12, or 7, or better yet, 1/8. These are the type of meat-and-potatoes numbers that American voters can get behind. I have no wish to be unreasonablemy fellow moderates and I recognize the importance of values greater than zero, but theres simply no cause for them to be this big.
At press time, Manchin had moved on to castigating Democrats for writing bills featuring words other than bipartisan.