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Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
Tue May 25, 2021, 11:33 PM May 2021

Cliches in film you are sick of?

Chief of police always a wise black guy. Never a white jerk.

Teenagers that constantly disrespect and dismiss their parents. Slam bedroom door on them.

Mother who's got some important job literally running around in a kitchen with an island eating a piece of toast trying to make breakfast for everyone.

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Cliches in film you are sick of? (Original Post) Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 OP
The last one sounds like Harriet making breakfast for Ozzie, David, Polly Hennessey May 2021 #1
The tough-but-vulnerable woman cop... First Speaker May 2021 #2
Yes!!! Started watching Mare of East Town on HBO Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #9
They spoofed that on SNL. Progressive Jones May 2021 #35
That's hysterical! How'd I miss that??? Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #86
And her name... IHaveNoName May 2021 #59
no one ever taking a bite of food - food is served, conversation ensues, people leave table NewHendoLib May 2021 #3
This message was self-deleted by its author Hugh_Lebowski May 2021 #5
Yes on the mumbling! Way too witty and quick repartee Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #15
When hot food is put on the table and it's left to get cold while the characters talk. betsuni May 2021 #40
When you're shooting the 8th take mainer May 2021 #51
Related to the mumbling Wednesdays May 2021 #73
This. Jeebus. It's maddening. Nay May 2021 #95
At our house, the subtitles are almost always on. Coventina May 2021 #99
I am so sick of the "star-crossed lovers" theme Trailrider1951 May 2021 #4
Hated it. Her dull, but devoted working stiff hubby takes a back seat oasis May 2021 #14
Everybody I knew was reading that book MuseRider May 2021 #29
I saw that movie and immediately put myself in the place of the "dull" husband. dawg May 2021 #84
Actually, if the Chief of Police IS a White Guy, instead of the Wise Black Guy Hugh_Lebowski May 2021 #6
100% true!!!!! Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #16
that teenager thing really bugs me too Skittles May 2021 #7
The police detective Beatlelvr May 2021 #8
You've not met my 15-year old lol! unblock May 2021 #26
I guarantee you, your kid would not have talked back to my dad Skittles May 2021 #32
Fair enough, I've not met your dad. But mini-unblock sure talks back to us lol! unblock May 2021 #41
This message was self-deleted by its author Skittles May 2021 #46
Oh, same here, same here. Cafe Cat May 2021 #27
I hear you Skittles May 2021 #33
They've gone way too far in one direction. I know Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #30
Jumbled timelines. C_U_L8R May 2021 #10
The Cop or the Criminal who's working their last case or pulling their last job Hugh_Lebowski May 2021 #11
Pass by various landmarks in an order that makes no sense JHB May 2021 #12
I love when they show very visibly obvious city skylines. Initech May 2021 #36
One of the things that drove me crazy about Independence Day... Tommy Carcetti May 2021 #55
Turning to leave, pausing dramatically at the door, Foolacious May 2021 #13
"You just put your lips together and blow". nt oasis May 2021 #20
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." dflprincess May 2021 #22
That's so true! And the main character always does it. Not the Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #21
Without the other person having the last word. unblock May 2021 #25
"Aha! That's what I wanted you to think!"... JHB May 2021 #17
Walking away from explosions without looking back TlalocW May 2021 #18
Yeah, hero's too cool to duck all that flying shrapnel. eppur_se_muova May 2021 #45
"Steven Spielberg not being able to do a movie without" TxGuitar May 2021 #77
Steven Spielberg not being able to do a movie without TlalocW May 2021 #105
The cute smart-ass kid who cracks jokes like an adult. Ocelot II May 2021 #19
Omg... Like them all but that last one is SO true... And Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #23
So many, so many.... unblock May 2021 #24
There are a couple. cinematicdiversions May 2021 #28
Well, Wim Wenders did make a whole movie about Paris, TX... IHaveNoName May 2021 #58
One of the Naked Gun movies nailed that last bit . . . . hatrack May 2021 #65
People talking with the front door open in winter. LisaM May 2021 #31
Leaving refrigerator doors open as well. betsuni May 2021 #39
One of mine - "Bad guy is extra evil" clich. Initech May 2021 #34
When the woman has a "creative" job: owns a kitchen supply store, French bakery, is in fashion, betsuni May 2021 #37
All great examples - Really pops out - women running around without purses! Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #57
To expand on the "woman with a creative job"-- and they do this in books, too -- how the Nay May 2021 #96
Don't get me started on the books! Every woman is a shop-keep Coventina May 2021 #98
I was going to mention that a lot of cozies and romances are in tiny towns, and you Nay May 2021 #100
Lots of them already mentioned, but here's more. Buckeye_Democrat May 2021 #38
Smart assed kids that are "wise" beyond their years Raine May 2021 #42
Exactly! Sleeping with the Enemy villain comes to mind. Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #62
Not closing doors, drawers, cabinets, etc. Silent3 May 2021 #43
Horror movie cliches: LW1977 May 2021 #44
Not just horror TxGuitar May 2021 #80
The Morgue Snack Time trope frogmarch May 2021 #47
Lol ... So true! Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #111
Cute guy won't take a hint. 7wo7rees May 2021 #48
Here is my biggest gripe. Blue Dawn May 2021 #49
Bathroom scenes with men at urinals. Lars39 May 2021 #50
Better than them peeing on the floor Wednesdays May 2021 #76
All depends on aim and shake I guess lol Lars39 May 2021 #85
Always ample parking spaces! lanlady May 2021 #52
Haven't noticed your second one but will look for that. Parking Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #61
So true!! Dawdle at the dropoff and you'll get the horns for sure! Nay May 2021 #97
To name a few: superpatriotman May 2021 #53
Inexplicable action followed by "six weeks earlier" nuxvomica May 2021 #54
Or the converse, when the main character experiences something Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #60
A woman being raped to forward the man's story arc obamanut2012 May 2021 #56
People soaking wet from rain or falling into lake, river whatever Ghost of Tom Joad May 2021 #63
"GO! GO! GO! GO! GOGOGOGOGO!!" in any action movie context hatrack May 2021 #64
People who get powerful, hallucination - inducing drugs somethingshiny May 2021 #66
Any firearm use DVRacer May 2021 #67
Car chases plowing through fruit stands JHB May 2021 #68
I want one of those fruit stands to be built around a meter-wide tree stump. n/t Foolacious May 2021 #102
Serial killer has a wall collage of victims or news clippings greenjar_01 May 2021 #69
Lol... So true. Never does the serial killer end up saying there was absolutely Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #72
Cops too. TxGuitar May 2021 #82
I hope there is one at the Manhattan DA's office for Trump. nt Tommy Carcetti May 2021 #89
Yes! Flow out $$ from Russia into trump org. Likely Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #91
War films, VGNonly May 2021 #70
Wrong forum! Nt USALiberal May 2021 #71
Security guard eating a lettuce sandwich. Sure to die soon! Coventina May 2021 #74
Random teenagers necking in car Coventina May 2021 #75
Where do villains get their armies of gunsels? Coventina May 2021 #78
Woman vomits--pregnant. Phone hangs up--immediate dial tone. bif May 2021 #79
Two from me: TxGuitar May 2021 #81
The looking busy scene TxGuitar May 2021 #83
Action film edhopper May 2021 #87
All hotel rooms in a major city will feature a postcard like view... Tommy Carcetti May 2021 #88
All the talking before killing someone, just to have them get saved. Marrah_Goodman May 2021 #90
"Enhance image." nt Tommy Carcetti May 2021 #92
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! n/t Foolacious May 2021 #101
How about on Dateline and all TxGuitar May 2021 #110
"We'll head 'em off at the pass!!" liberaltrucker May 2021 #93
In war movies, machine gunners shouting as they fire their weapons. Aristus May 2021 #94
Not a cliche... LiberatedUSA May 2021 #103
The female amateur detective who mets cute cop and cute male professional of some kind csziggy May 2021 #104
earthquake/meteor/end of world type movies: Family is estranged at start of movie Demovictory9 May 2021 #106
sci fi movie: Military always trying to keep alien/sci fi issues secret from public Demovictory9 May 2021 #107
Might be like Former Guy? Afraid of panic? Except Laura PourMeADrink May 2021 #108
Cliches in film you are sick of? FelineOverlord May 2021 #109

Polly Hennessey

(6,793 posts)
1. The last one sounds like Harriet making breakfast for Ozzie, David,
Tue May 25, 2021, 11:44 PM
May 2021

and Ricky. Instead of toast she always had a coffee pot in hand or was pushing plates of pancakes on the guys. Did I mention she wore an apron perfectly tied in the back.

First Speaker

(4,858 posts)
2. The tough-but-vulnerable woman cop...
Tue May 25, 2021, 11:47 PM
May 2021

...often accompanied by the gruff-hard case-older-male-partner with the heart of gold...

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
9. Yes!!! Started watching Mare of East Town on HBO
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:05 AM
May 2021

Kate Winslet, is the tough cop.
Overdoing a PA accent. They literally have her biting off the top of a cheese whiz squirt can before she uses it.

She ignores her partner, the nice guy, on minute one by saying she's taking a smoking break. It is so typical I can see it coming. She will eventually love/respect the guy.

IHaveNoName

(94 posts)
59. And her name...
Wed May 26, 2021, 08:22 AM
May 2021

...is ALWAYS shortened to the most masculine-sounding form, like Jack or Alex, so we can tell she's not a girly-girl.

NewHendoLib

(60,014 posts)
3. no one ever taking a bite of food - food is served, conversation ensues, people leave table
Tue May 25, 2021, 11:48 PM
May 2021

many More recent movies - MUMBLING by actors - can hardly tell what they are saying

Again, many more recent movies - short scenes, little character development, just about noise and action.

Response to NewHendoLib (Reply #3)

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
15. Yes on the mumbling! Way too witty and quick repartee
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:10 AM
May 2021

cuz it's cool? Always think... Nfw did an editor or producer ever try to watch as an observer.

Character development! Need more Columbo and less CSI.

betsuni

(25,472 posts)
40. When hot food is put on the table and it's left to get cold while the characters talk.
Wed May 26, 2021, 01:21 AM
May 2021

Nobody ever cleans their plate, either. There's always food left that goes directly into the trash.

Wednesdays

(17,342 posts)
73. Related to the mumbling
Wed May 26, 2021, 10:20 AM
May 2021

Movies--or more specifically streaming drama series--where the actors talk so low as to be a whisper, where I have to crank up the volume to FULL to even hear what they're saying. And then it never fails, the scene immediately following: BOOM! An ear-splitting explosion or something else extremely loud. It's as though the director does that intentionally for shits and giggles.

Coventina

(27,101 posts)
99. At our house, the subtitles are almost always on.
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:48 PM
May 2021

My husband has trouble with accents, and I'm just plain old hard of hearing.

Too many rock concerts in my misspent youth.

Trailrider1951

(3,414 posts)
4. I am so sick of the "star-crossed lovers" theme
Tue May 25, 2021, 11:53 PM
May 2021

Cheating on your spouse is NOT romantic. Cheating on your spouse is ABUSE! Emotional abuse, abuse of trust, usually with financial abuse, and sometimes with physical abuse. A case in point is "The Bridges of Madison County". Holy cow! I love Meryl Streep, but that movie was a complete barf-o-rama!

MuseRider

(34,105 posts)
29. Everybody I knew was reading that book
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:38 AM
May 2021

then one of them gave it to me, told me I would LOVE IT!!! Short book, took a couple of hours. What a horrible waste of time. I totally agree with you and having just been cheated on I REALLY agreed with you. To this day I feel ill when I think of that crap book, then the movie and a Broadway show as well. I have never figured out how anyone could think cheating is romantic. There is another one that gets a lot of attention, The Waitress. I just do not get it.

dawg

(10,624 posts)
84. I saw that movie and immediately put myself in the place of the "dull" husband.
Wed May 26, 2021, 10:53 AM
May 2021

Eastwood's character made her feel young again and "special".

Well, it's pretty fucking hard to make someone feel special for 20 years straight while simultaneously keeping all the bills paid and all of the cars all running.

It's also pretty fucking easy to make someone feel very special and "understood" for a few weeks, after which you go your merry way leaving a broken family in your wake. I could play that game, too. I'm just not the sort of total piece of shit who's willing to do it.

 

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)
6. Actually, if the Chief of Police IS a White Guy, instead of the Wise Black Guy
Tue May 25, 2021, 11:59 PM
May 2021

Then he's often the most corrupt Chief of Police ever, secretly in deep with the most evil characters on the show.

Skittles

(153,150 posts)
7. that teenager thing really bugs me too
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:00 AM
May 2021

if I ever said WHATEVER to my dad and walked away, all hell would have broken loose....I would never have even THOUGHT of doing that

Response to unblock (Reply #41)

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
30. They've gone way too far in one direction. I know
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:38 AM
May 2021

Teens are not as afraid of their parents as we were... But don't think they are near as bad as depicted in movies?

C_U_L8R

(44,998 posts)
10. Jumbled timelines.
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:06 AM
May 2021

Okay, it was creative and original the first time. But jeez, there are an awful lot of lazy writers and directors and producers who seemed satisfied to just crib other people's work, pounding tired cliches into the ground of mediocrity. Hey, we see you. Or rather, we won't.

 

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)
11. The Cop or the Criminal who's working their last case or pulling their last job
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:06 AM
May 2021

only for the cop or the criminal to be roped into some epic case or crime that goes horribly and epically wrong.

Usually an innocent wife and/or kid(s) suffer greatly because the man didn't quit earlier.

JHB

(37,158 posts)
12. Pass by various landmarks in an order that makes no sense
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:07 AM
May 2021

"We're supposedly racing from Point A to Point B, but the actual path based on visual cues looks like a 3-year-old being taught script at a bit-too-early stage."

Initech

(100,063 posts)
36. I love when they show very visibly obvious city skylines.
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:58 AM
May 2021

Like when they show a shot of the London skyline with the caption "London, England". In case we confused it for London, Saskatchewan?

Tommy Carcetti

(43,174 posts)
55. One of the things that drove me crazy about Independence Day...
Wed May 26, 2021, 07:44 AM
May 2021

Jeff Goldblum and his dad have to get from New York to DC to warn the President the aliens are about to attack.

There are giant spaceships over both cities and everyone is panicking and trying to get out.

His dad takes his beat up old car and drives it at 40 mph.

Somehow he is able to get to DC in time, make his way into the White House, successfully convince the President to leave the White House, get on a helicopter to Andrews and then take off on Air Force One just in the nick of time before the aliens blow up the city.

And the amount of time all of this is supposed to happen?

Four hours.

He drives below the speed limit over 200 miles, presumably through Philadelphia and Baltimore, and through two cities that millions of people are trying to evacuate.

AND he is able to successfully convince the President of the United States to leave the White House and get on Air Force One.

All in four hours.

In real life he and his dad would probably have been blown up while stuck in traffic on the George Washington Bridge. If they were even that lucky.

Don’t get me wrong—Independence Day is one of the most fun and enjoyable movies I can remember.

But its logic is so absurdly ridiculous.

Foolacious

(497 posts)
13. Turning to leave, pausing dramatically at the door,
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:08 AM
May 2021

tossing one clever / poignant line over the shoulder, then leaving.

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
21. That's so true! And the main character always does it. Not the
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:16 AM
May 2021

person being visited. That'd be a switch - for the person being visited to say the poignant line and kick the main character out.

unblock

(52,196 posts)
25. Without the other person having the last word.
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:24 AM
May 2021

In real life, the scene ends with the other person saying oh yeah, well f*ck you then.

JHB

(37,158 posts)
17. "Aha! That's what I wanted you to think!"...
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:12 AM
May 2021

...but the plan makes no sense for you to think that, other than to deny your earlier thwarting of the antagonist's machinations.

TlalocW

(15,380 posts)
18. Walking away from explosions without looking back
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:12 AM
May 2021

The impossible physics of being pushed back 10 feet after getting shot.
Being able to figure out alien technology in a few minutes.
The strong woman with a rewarding career and fun social life can't truly Stebe happy without a man and/or baby
Steven Spielberg not being able to do a movie without touching on his daddy issues

TlalocW

eppur_se_muova

(36,259 posts)
45. Yeah, hero's too cool to duck all that flying shrapnel.
Wed May 26, 2021, 01:42 AM
May 2021

Surely there's been an episode of "The Simpson's" or "Family Guy" where this has been spoofed. I'm sure FG would do the more tasteless, gorier version.

TxGuitar

(4,190 posts)
77. "Steven Spielberg not being able to do a movie without"
Wed May 26, 2021, 10:41 AM
May 2021

some hokey shot of leaves blowing in a gutter in the dark.

TlalocW

(15,380 posts)
105. Steven Spielberg not being able to do a movie without
Wed May 26, 2021, 07:04 PM
May 2021

Some plot device being announced with a bright light.

TlalocW

Ocelot II

(115,674 posts)
19. The cute smart-ass kid who cracks jokes like an adult.
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:13 AM
May 2021

The woman who's running away from the bad guy and falls down just when it looks like she's about to get away from him. The woman always falls down.

The protagonist in a hurry who always can find a convenient place to park, or when they are trying to go somewhere in a hurry they don't have to hunt for their car keys.

But the car doesn't start when they are trying to get away from the bad guys - until the very last minute.

The hero cop is chasing the bad guy in a car and just as he's about to catch up, a truck or a bus blocks the intersection.

The brilliant but hopelessly nerdy tech person who tries to explain to the clueless detective how he decoded something or salvaged data on a hard drive.

The couple who goes to the mountains on a skiing vacation and they get snowed in with an apparently nice person who turns out to be a serial killer.

Power failures at crucial moments.

Fire escapes that are actually usable, accessible from windows that actually open.

The villain who captures the hero and explains every detail of his evil plot instead of just killing him as a normal villain would do.





unblock

(52,196 posts)
24. So many, so many....
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:20 AM
May 2021

Cars that explode, often with a hood flying 40 ft into the air, and often from one bullet into the fuel tank. Yeah, that could happen.

Hero close enough to be blown into the air and knocked down by the explosion, but not close enough to actually get hurt. Ok, maybe a bandaid from an emt while chatting about the case.

Sound propagating in the vacuum of space.

Biggest peeve of all is stereotypes. Hollywood leans heavily on stereotypes and does harm to society in perpetuating them.

The gangster is black
The organized crime family is Italian
The terrorists are Iranian or chenyan. Maybe irish.
The drug dealer is black if domestic or Mexican if foreign.
The accountant is Jewish.
The action hero is male so often they make a big promotional stink about it if they ever have a female hero.

It's annoying beyond the political angle. I enjoy seeing actual acting talent. I like seeing Ellen barkin as a man in a woman's body, or Dustin Hoffman as tootsie.


 

cinematicdiversions

(1,969 posts)
28. There are a couple.
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:36 AM
May 2021

The Magic Negro trope is the worst. That one is as old as time. Hell,n they are putting magic Negros in movies that are otherwise without racial minorities. (Cough Frozen 2 Cough)

On a lighter note filmmakers who make sure that we know the characters are in Paris, France rather than some other Paris through the title card deserve a slap upside the head as well.

hatrack

(59,583 posts)
65. One of the Naked Gun movies nailed that last bit . . . .
Wed May 26, 2021, 08:55 AM
May 2021

The movie opens with a long aerial shot spiraling down over DC

The Jefferson Memorial, the Capitol, the Lincoln Memorial, then "Washington DC" appears on the screen.

Zoom in on the The White House - "The White House".

Brilliant!

LisaM

(27,802 posts)
31. People talking with the front door open in winter.
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:43 AM
May 2021

I'm from Michigan. No one does that. We open the door partway and make the person come in. If they won't, we wrap our arms around ourself and make being cold noised while stamping our feet.

betsuni

(25,472 posts)
39. Leaving refrigerator doors open as well.
Wed May 26, 2021, 01:17 AM
May 2021

Standing there in front of open fridge doors eating or drinking, wasting energy. Oh, just remembered another one. When characters come home to an empty apartment or house and lamps and lights are already on.

Initech

(100,063 posts)
34. One of mine - "Bad guy is extra evil" clich.
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:51 AM
May 2021

They've already established that the character is a villain, but then the script must dictate that the villain be the most villainy character to ever villain.

A perfect example of this is the movie Baby Driver. Great movie but they really hammered John Hamm's badness at the end.

betsuni

(25,472 posts)
37. When the woman has a "creative" job: owns a kitchen supply store, French bakery, is in fashion,
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:58 AM
May 2021

or works for a magazine, and if she's a bad character in real estate. The man is a lawyer, doctor, in finance.

Gorgeous, huge spotless kitchens with fresh potted herbs, bowls of fruit. Always an island. It makes me intensely jealous. And no clutter in the house either.

Women friends drinking wine in tasteful living rooms sharing their problems. If a character's divorced or single and admits to not having sex for more than six months or a year, everyone gets hysterical and insists she MUST have sex soon. The obsession with sex, in general.

Everyone carrying bottled water or coffees as if they lived in a desert where they're in danger of dropping dead from dehydration.

Women characters wearing clothing without pockets walking around without purses/bags. Where do they keep their wallets, keys and stuff? Characters in wedding gowns or hospital gowns running out without any driver's licenses, money, or keys, jumping in a vehicle and driving off or somehow getting home.

Scenes in cars that are really commercials for big shiny new SUVs.

How phones are now important main characters. I'll watch a Netflix series and everyone's always texting or having sex or both.

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
57. All great examples - Really pops out - women running around without purses!
Wed May 26, 2021, 08:09 AM
May 2021

For hours and hours in any kind of weather. And all the while their hair stays perfectly combed and makeup perfect and they somehow have keys and money.

Driving I always notice people take their eyes off the road for way too long. In reality you could only do that maybe on a multi-laned, long straight deserted highway. Unless they insert ominous music... That's an omen for an upcoming crash.

Nay

(12,051 posts)
96. To expand on the "woman with a creative job"-- and they do this in books, too -- how the
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:40 PM
May 2021

heck do they run a tiny bookstore or bakery, or sell jewelry on the weekends, or knit cute baby clothes and sell them on Etsy -- and live in a big expensive apartment in downtown Seattle or Atlanta???

Coventina

(27,101 posts)
98. Don't get me started on the books! Every woman is a shop-keep
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:45 PM
May 2021

Although, with the books I read, it's usually in an adorable little town.
(I'm a sucker for cozy mysteries)

Somehow they can run an adorable boutique in a tiny town and still have time to solve mysteries and fall in love.
All while keeping a business in the black when in reality, everybody in town would be going to the Walmart and Dollar store.

(Schitt's Creek is guilty of this as well. Rose Apothecary would never actually survive in that town).


I know it's an unrealistic fantasy, but I still love cozy mysteries anyway.....

Nay

(12,051 posts)
100. I was going to mention that a lot of cozies and romances are in tiny towns, and you
Wed May 26, 2021, 12:56 PM
May 2021

wouldn't be able to live there, either, on the 'income' from some of these 'jobs.' But it's a real kick in the head to see them live in Seattle with a bitty bookstore income!! Ain't happening, unless you can moonlight as an escort or something . . .

Buckeye_Democrat

(14,853 posts)
38. Lots of them already mentioned, but here's more.
Wed May 26, 2021, 01:07 AM
May 2021

1. Bombs conveniently have clocks to indicate when they will detonate, mostly defused at the last second.
2. High-speed car chases through busy cities with no pedestrians killed despite numerous close-calls, such as street vendors getting their merchandise destroyed.
3. If a character only has one day left before retirement, the most traumatic events of their entire career will occur at that time.
4. Something menacing will appear in the reflection of medicine cabinet mirrors as they're closed.

Raine

(30,540 posts)
42. Smart assed kids that are "wise" beyond their years
Wed May 26, 2021, 01:26 AM
May 2021

and then come off as dirty old men
I also get sick of the bad guy looking like he's dead but can still get up and fire off another shot or take one more knife plunge before finally actually dying.

Silent3

(15,204 posts)
43. Not closing doors, drawers, cabinets, etc.
Wed May 26, 2021, 01:30 AM
May 2021

Especially when someone is supposed to be trying to be sneaky, and they keep leaving doors the go through, and drawers and cabinets (and even refrigerator doors) wide open, making it plainly obvious they've been there and snooping around.

This extends to pretty much all things people would normally open then close, take out then put away, turn on and turn back off, etc., especially if they meant to cover their tracks.

LW1977

(1,234 posts)
44. Horror movie cliches:
Wed May 26, 2021, 01:37 AM
May 2021

The killer is in the house, so the victim runs upstairs and hides in a closet instead heading out the exit and running to safety.

TxGuitar

(4,190 posts)
80. Not just horror
Wed May 26, 2021, 10:45 AM
May 2021

Any cop show or anything, people running upstairs to get away from someone. That's just stupid.

frogmarch

(12,153 posts)
47. The Morgue Snack Time trope
Wed May 26, 2021, 01:54 AM
May 2021

wherein the coroner eats a sandwich or snacks right after an autopsy, with the cadaver in full view behind him through his office window.

Blue Dawn

(892 posts)
49. Here is my biggest gripe.
Wed May 26, 2021, 05:27 AM
May 2021

People shooting multiple times at a person (from not even a large distance), and not one bullet can hit their target. It amazes me.

This seems to happen all the time in westerns. My husband and I watch a lot of TCM, and often they play westerns from the 30s, 40s, and 50s. I always say to my husband, “They are shooting off 500 rounds at some guy who is running from tree to rock, or rock to tree, or building to horse, or horse to saloon, and you are telling me not one person can manage to even graze this guy or anything?”

This happens in science fiction movies, too. Laser guns being fired at close range somehow don’t seem to hit anyone at all. It’s a miracle!

I realize it’s just a movie and all, but it always strikes me as being ludicrous. Maybe it doesn’t bother anyone else, but it just annoys me……LOL!

lanlady

(7,134 posts)
52. Always ample parking spaces!
Wed May 26, 2021, 06:58 AM
May 2021

This one always gets a guffaw out of me - no matter where, even in a busy city, the characters always have their choice of parking spaces right in front of their destination.

Or the opposite- when detectives go to interview a rich person living in a mansion with a long-ass driveway, they always park at the far end of the driveway. Why is that? So they can have a Serious Conversation before ringing the doorbell and delivering the bad news to the inhabitant, or something. It's weird. Even German cop shows (which I watch on MHz) do that.

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
61. Haven't noticed your second one but will look for that. Parking
Wed May 26, 2021, 08:36 AM
May 2021

for sure. And people dropping their kids off at school. They always stop at the door and just stay and chat and see all their child's friends walk by. In the real world people would be honking for them to move in two seconds.

superpatriotman

(6,247 posts)
53. To name a few:
Wed May 26, 2021, 07:06 AM
May 2021

Superhero and comic book movies

Gun violence with impossible or no consequences

Fist fighting (most real fights end quickly and painfully)

Masturbation (they film it like they’ve never done it)

Sequels

Matter of fact most films are complete shit.

nuxvomica

(12,422 posts)
54. Inexplicable action followed by "six weeks earlier"
Wed May 26, 2021, 07:33 AM
May 2021

The profligate use of the flashback to keep the audience in the dark and confused, but mostly to avoid the challenge of writing an engaging linear story.

Also, a lot of weird stuff happens and you wonder how it's all going to make sense but it ends with the main character is crazy or imagining it all or it was just a dream.

And finally, the use of songs to convey emotion in a scene because the writer or director couldn't figure out how to do that with dialogue and acting.

edit: sorry. This was supposed to be reply to the OP.

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
60. Or the converse, when the main character experiences something
Wed May 26, 2021, 08:30 AM
May 2021

Super bad and NO ONE believes them. This is so annoying. And you know it's going to last for a while until things get incredibly bad. In real life, if I told my husband his best friend was following me and I found out he had killed someone I would be believed

obamanut2012

(26,068 posts)
56. A woman being raped to forward the man's story arc
Wed May 26, 2021, 07:45 AM
May 2021

Or, a woman being raped to show how badass and tough she is coming back from it.

Basically, almost all rape trauma tropes, except for shows like The Handmaid's Tale.

Ghost of Tom Joad

(1,355 posts)
63. People soaking wet from rain or falling into lake, river whatever
Wed May 26, 2021, 08:48 AM
May 2021

and are instantly dry

Instant time travel, going distances in a matter of minutes.

hatrack

(59,583 posts)
64. "GO! GO! GO! GO! GOGOGOGOGO!!" in any action movie context
Wed May 26, 2021, 08:50 AM
May 2021

Also worthy of oblivion - the obligatory, worshipful weapons-prep magazine-stacking scene before the big showdown.

Any vehicle that crashes, then explodes.

somethingshiny

(31 posts)
66. People who get powerful, hallucination - inducing drugs
Wed May 26, 2021, 09:31 AM
May 2021

for simple dental procedures. All I ever got was Novocaine!

DVRacer

(707 posts)
67. Any firearm use
Wed May 26, 2021, 09:46 AM
May 2021

The never ending magazine
The suppressor that is so quiet nobody hears it in real life they still are as loud as a jackhammer also they never seem to be hot after use ala John Wick they get to several hundred degrees.
The car crash then it blows up
The fitness of police officers when a lot in real life are not actually everyone in general is always fit even the extras.
Last but not least background music so loud you can’t hear the dialogue

JHB

(37,158 posts)
68. Car chases plowing through fruit stands
Wed May 26, 2021, 09:49 AM
May 2021

Gotta send stuff flying, but the budget says it has to be cheap. So fruit.

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
72. Lol... So true. Never does the serial killer end up saying there was absolutely
Wed May 26, 2021, 10:17 AM
May 2021

no rhyme or reason to any of it

TxGuitar

(4,190 posts)
82. Cops too.
Wed May 26, 2021, 10:51 AM
May 2021

Do they really have the big clear storyboard thing? Maybe they do.

Another related one, usually in sci-fi, characters writing out huge math problems on clear boards.

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
91. Yes! Flow out $$ from Russia into trump org. Likely
Wed May 26, 2021, 11:33 AM
May 2021

Would take up a whole office of white boards. Not like he's going to have a line item on his balance sheet that says "due to oligarchs."

VGNonly

(7,486 posts)
70. War films,
Wed May 26, 2021, 09:59 AM
May 2021

there is usually a southerner; a good old boy type or a pious gospel quoter. Somebody from Brooklyn, Boston or South Philly. A corn-fed midwesterner.

When paying for a meal or a cab, everyone always just throws a wad of cash, never a credit card.

Hookers with a heart of gold...always.

Henchmen are fodder, see Austin Powers.

No matter how well planned, babies always arrive about two weeks early, no time for anesthesia.







Coventina

(27,101 posts)
74. Security guard eating a lettuce sandwich. Sure to die soon!
Wed May 26, 2021, 10:34 AM
May 2021

STOP EATING SANDWICHES! They are clearly hazardous to a guard's health!!

Coventina

(27,101 posts)
75. Random teenagers necking in car
Wed May 26, 2021, 10:37 AM
May 2021

are going to be either killed or harassed by police.

Usually killed.

Teenagers clearly need better make out spaces.

Coventina

(27,101 posts)
78. Where do villains get their armies of gunsels?
Wed May 26, 2021, 10:43 AM
May 2021

Is there like an agency or something?

"Please send 200-300 goons with glass jaws and poor aim for my nemesis to beat up on in his quest to vanquish me!"

bif

(22,697 posts)
79. Woman vomits--pregnant. Phone hangs up--immediate dial tone.
Wed May 26, 2021, 10:44 AM
May 2021

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Being chased=victim always falls down.

TxGuitar

(4,190 posts)
81. Two from me:
Wed May 26, 2021, 10:47 AM
May 2021

When somebody hijacks another person in their car, and they're in the passenger seat holding a gun on the hostage driving. That piddly little gun ain't nothing compared to a 2 ton SUV as a weapon. Why not just floor it and say "shoot me!"?

Also, this conversation that usually happens between a grizzled veteran soldier/cop and a new recruit/rookie:

"Sarge, I sure am scared"
"So am I son. So am I"

That extra "So am I" or "So do I" kills me.

TxGuitar

(4,190 posts)
83. The looking busy scene
Wed May 26, 2021, 10:52 AM
May 2021

The problem is identified, and then they come up with a plan. Cue 5 minutes of everyone looking busy, pointing at sheets of paper, drawing diagrams, giving instructions, all to tense music.

edhopper

(33,570 posts)
87. Action film
Wed May 26, 2021, 11:10 AM
May 2021

bad guy holds a hostage, usually a partner, girlfriend or wife, with a gun to their head and standing about 3 feet from the hero. Tells the hero to put down they gun. And the idiot does it and he, the hostage or both get shot.
Well I have shot handguns in my life, not a crack shot, but I know how to handle one. I am not a trained officer or agent. At 3 feet I could put slug in someone's eye, without worrying about hitting the other person.
It is just stupid.

Tommy Carcetti

(43,174 posts)
88. All hotel rooms in a major city will feature a postcard like view...
Wed May 26, 2021, 11:12 AM
May 2021

...of that city's most recognizable local landmark, just to establish that you are actually in that particular city and not in some random hotel off the interstate in Nebraska.

TxGuitar

(4,190 posts)
110. How about on Dateline and all
Wed May 26, 2021, 09:52 PM
May 2021

When they show the murder and have "reenactment" on the screen. Gosh, glad they did that I was sure wondering why the cameraman didn't intervene.

Sorry, replied in the wrong place!

Aristus

(66,316 posts)
94. In war movies, machine gunners shouting as they fire their weapons.
Wed May 26, 2021, 11:53 AM
May 2021

When you're firing a machine gun, you're concentrating too much on making sure the barrel doesn't overheat, or fighting the inevitable barrel-rise during continuous fire to try something as Hollywood-cliché as shouting Rambo-style.

 

LiberatedUSA

(1,666 posts)
103. Not a cliche...
Wed May 26, 2021, 04:00 PM
May 2021

...but I am with Bill Maher on the comic book movie hate. Cant stand them. Shiny object, go!!!

Deadpool gets an exception for being R-rated and geared towards adults.

Brightburn gets a pass for being more horror movie than comic book movie; and the stone cold demonic in nature Superman idea is pretty cool.

Everything else is shiny object, go!!!

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
104. The female amateur detective who mets cute cop and cute male professional of some kind
Wed May 26, 2021, 04:56 PM
May 2021

One of the other of the cute males turns out to be the bad guy and the other is the love of her life from then on.

Yeah, that's the standard Hallmark/Lifetime channel plot line, but I've seen it in other places, too.

Demovictory9

(32,449 posts)
106. earthquake/meteor/end of world type movies: Family is estranged at start of movie
Wed May 26, 2021, 07:07 PM
May 2021

father saving them all from earthquake / meteor / storm... brings them together.

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
108. Might be like Former Guy? Afraid of panic? Except
Wed May 26, 2021, 09:02 PM
May 2021

he doesn't even know/recognize punlic or fear or panic..like directors/ writers do?

FelineOverlord

(3,574 posts)
109. Cliches in film you are sick of?
Wed May 26, 2021, 09:47 PM
May 2021

Someone deciding they don’t want to get married.

But they always wait until they are actually going through the wedding ceremony when they announce they can’t go through with it.

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