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hay rick

(7,600 posts)
Sun May 30, 2021, 10:59 AM May 2021

Marco Rubio searches scripture for guidance on January 6 commission.



FOR THOSE PLAYING AT HOME: Marco can't find the verse because he's looking in his King James version of the Bible. He should be looking in what's whimsically referred to as the "King Don" version.
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SWBTATTReg

(22,093 posts)
2. Why is Marco searching? I thought that he already knew the good book inside and out.
Sun May 30, 2021, 11:03 AM
May 2021

Probably trying to find a particular verse so he won't get caught lying or being a hypocrite.

Historic NY

(37,449 posts)
3. John 3:20-21
Sun May 30, 2021, 11:05 AM
May 2021

Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear
that his deeds will be exposed. But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light,
so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God.
— John 3:20-21

Towlie

(5,324 posts)
4. But that was totally rebuked by John 18:38, when Pilate rhetorically asked "What is truth?"
Sun May 30, 2021, 11:15 AM
May 2021

 


... and Republicans have no clue.

hay rick

(7,600 posts)
6. Great cartoon.
Sun May 30, 2021, 11:48 AM
May 2021

Rubio didn't throw down the stone tablets in disgust when he had the chance, he threw them down to join the idol worshippers. He is living in his own nightmare.

Colgate 64

(14,732 posts)
7. It's because he doesn't know whether to consult
Sun May 30, 2021, 11:52 AM
May 2021

the Catholic version or the Book of Mormon. He has professed both.

onethatcares

(16,165 posts)
8. that would discombabulate the pope
Sun May 30, 2021, 12:03 PM
May 2021

but he's also bought a first edition of the New American Christian Bible in which the money changers have already paid for congress.

TheBlackAdder

(28,179 posts)
10. Molire's play, Tartuffe, pretty much sums up these Christian Charlatans, including Marco Rubio.
Sun May 30, 2021, 12:24 PM
May 2021

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Tartuffe is a sanctimonious scoundrel who, professing extreme piety, is taken into the household of Orgon, a wealthy man. Under the guise of ministering to the family’s spiritual and moral needs, he almost destroys Orgon’s family. Elmire, Orgon’s wife, sees through Tartuffe’s wicked hypocrisy and exposes him.

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Tartuffe












Boy this is too easy.



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Danascot

(4,690 posts)
12. From a reply by Hortensis in another thread:
Sun May 30, 2021, 01:52 PM
May 2021

Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter! Isaiah 5:20


https://democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=15479472
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