It occurred to me recently that I could easily spend several million dollars---if I had that much.
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It just so happens that making millions is a piece of cake these days. All that's necessary is a bit of imagination and a determination not to be restricted by quaint notions like "truth", "decency" and "reality". So-o-o----------
I am considering launching a pay-to-read blog which will explain EVERYTHING to EVERYONE who can afford the subscription fee (the amount of which has yet to be set as I am still in the process of gauging just how stupid people can be). But, you are in for a treat, because I am about to give you a FREE preview of the sort of unassailable bloviating and totally unmoored speculative blather which will spur the self-tattooed traitor worshippers among us to nod their bobbleheads in unison.
Charlie Manson is alive. He and JFK Jr,---oh yeah, he's still with us, too---are about to preempt Donald Trump's much-ballyhooed August "reinstatement" by announcing that they are entering the '24 presidential race as a tag-team in which they will take turns being POTUS and VPOTUS. They will announce their candidacy by bungee jumping in tandem from Lady Liberty's torch on---of course---the Fourth of July!
Charlie and John-John have already won the nomination of their party, the Supernatural Immortals Party (SIP) by drinking more bong water than any other contenders. Timothy Leary finished just behind them.
Asked about their vision for the country, Charlie replied "Of course I have visions! The Beatles White album lays them all out if you just believe and get naked and----" The rest was lost as he strolled off into the Joshua trees. Asked if he had anything to add, John-John just murmured "What?" and then smiled that smile.
That's what's gonna happen. I am in regular contact with Oliver Wendell Holmes and Frederick Douglas and both concur in that prophesy. You surely won't discount that kind of corroboration, amiright?
For more of the "straight poop", watch this site and send me lots of money, okay?
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You're not crazy enough.
