I wonder if Ivanka still doesn't know who Allen Weisselberg is and his job title?

[Botany]

Link to tweet

[Scrivener7]

1. The full quote is "I don't know his exact title but he's an executive

at the company."

She covered her ass.

[Botany]

2. He will soon be known as Frankie 5 Angels

[bearsfootball516]

4. Or Inmate #433984-A7

[George II]

9. Will he be found in a bathtub with his wrists slit?

[Hugin]

6. Typically followed by "The company I have absolutely no part in the management of..."

"Even though we share a name." "My only role in is to absorb money... All of it."

I have seen this movie sooooo many times.

Excuse me, I need to get an antacid. *urp*

[Scrivener7]

8. And: "What inauguration? I don't remember any inauguration."

[Botany]

10. And very soon Ivanka, "The Trump International Hotel in D.C.? I have never heard of it."

[Hugin]

11. Then, "They're the real criminals stealing our very famous brand like that..."

"Why aren't they on trial here?"

And so on and so forth and blah blah blah and whatever and yakkity yak then "Who? Me?" & etc ad nauseum.

For the next 20 years or until they find just the Judge they were shopping for or the DA gets bribed/unelected/goes insane or Daddy is reinstalled in the WH or any number of preferable outcomes to wearing an orange jump suit.

[Solly Mack]

3. Distancing language.

Liars use it all the time.

Practiced liars can use it well enough to place them at the center of an event but still, somehow, miss the crucial moment of an event.

The dancing lie - one that weaves in, out and around the truth. Always leaving wiggle room for clarification and plausible deniability.

[Hugin]

5. AKA ( 'splainin' ) n/t

[Solly Mack]

15. Kinda.

[PatSeg]

13. Yeah, she learned it watching her father

for years who learned it from Roy Cohn. It is like breathing for the Trumps.

[Solly Mack]

14. Yep.

[FoxNewsSucks]

7. Possibly he went to fetch covfefe once,

she doesn't really know.

[TheBlackAdder]

12. Weisselberg? Weisselberg?

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