"Those turtles have got nothing on us!" . . . Please come CAPTION Doug Logan of Cyber Ninjas!!!

[skip fox]

Doug ("I haven't farted for over twelve years!" ) Logan is saying: "After scanning Maricopa County's ballots through our proprietary Intention Verification Identifier, we found that of the 1,040,774 votes recorded for Joe Biden, 207,478 were misread by tabulating machines. Our Intention Verification Identifier (or 'Ivy' as we call her) found that many Biden ballots were cast with a conviction rate of less than 12.07%, which Ivy detects by how quickly someone casts the ballot or how firmly someone presses down when they fill in their absentee ballot. The unmistakable conclusion is that President Donald J. Trump won Maricopa County by 370,747 votes. . . . Now we're on to bringing truth to the vote in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Georgia!"

[underpants]

1. You can believe me. I was in a movie they charged $25 a pop to see in a church

Communion popcorn and wholly water was extra

https://www.businessinsider.com/doug-logan-cyber-ninjas-arizona-audit-election-conspiracy-theory-film-2021-6

[RainCaster]

2. Having two sets of books is perfectly normal for GOP election results

After all, DFT does it for his financial records, so it must be right.

[skip fox]

3. nice