Top 10 Conservative Idiots: The Complete 11th Season

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Top 10 Conservative Idiots: The Complete 11th Season

Season 10 (Jan 2021 - May 2021) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214798830
Season 9 (May 2020 - Dec 2020) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213570012
Season 8 (Jan 2020 - May 2020) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212831883
Season 7 (Jul 2019 - Dec 2019) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212164633
Season 6 (Jan 2019 - May 2019) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211623942
Season 5 (Jun 2018 - Dec 2018) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210720590
Season 4 (Jan 2018 - May 2018) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210083764
Season 3 (Jun 2017 - Dec 2017) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210008235
Season 2 (Nov 2016 - May 2017) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029078791
Season 1 (Dec 2015 - Nov 2016) : https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016169212

Welcome back to the Top 10 Conservative Idiots! After 15 long months, now that the COVID-19 pandemic has finally started to subside we’re getting back to the live Idiots that you all know and love! Which means we’re going to be touring around the country and coming to a city near you! We announced tour dates for the first half of the season here and we’ll be announcing the tour dates for the second half of the second half in our Labor Day Best Of! Plus for Labor Day – it’s the return of live music! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh the kids love that don’t they? And who doesn’t love live music? So happy to have concerts back! And we’re bringing back the Wheel Of Corruption – something else that’s been sadly missed! Plus we’ve got something new for season 11 – we’re going to debut our long-running faith-based feature Holy Shit as a standalone spinoff! That’s right – it’s going to be a limited run bi-weekly series, starting on October 10th and running through the rest of the year (and if all goes well, it will be back for season 12). It will be called Holy Shit: The Sunday Sermons, and it will feature expanded content from the regular Holy Shit and new religion themed segments, including answering your prayers from the Holy Shit prayer line! So stay tuned for some exciting new developments and with that said, here’s the complete Season 11! And as always don’t forget the key!

Edition #11-1: Stop! Or My Former President Will Shoot Edition (7/15/21)
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Live from the Observatory OC in Santa Ana! We've been gone for nearly 6 weeks so it's time to play catch up on stuff we missed! And 6 weeks is a lot of time to be gone, so there's so much stuff that we missed that it's being broken up into not one, but two segments! Conspiracy theorists keep peddling a new path for the Former Guy to return to the White House, but we're not sure that even they know what they are talking about! In the latest Capitol Insurrection news, wild conspiracy theories are being flaunted about who killed insurrectionist Ashlii Babbitt, but really we all know the answer to who really did. Meanwhile, the former guy is relaunching his idiot rallies again, and as much as we want to ignore it, he is getting back to his old ways of spreading lies and misinformation, and that can't be good. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", we missed Pride Month 2021, which means we missed the insanity coming from the religious right, but have no fear! Our pastor has a full recap of all the madness for you! We also have a new "Beating A Dead Horse" - and really, do we need to see Bill Cosby live? We sure as hell will be boycotting this full stop! Plus in a new edition of Conspiracy Corner - what's fueling conservatives' rage behind vaccines now? Well it's doing things the old fashioned way and going door to door, that's what! And the rage is insane! We also have our first People Are Dumb for Season 11, because stupid doesn't take a holiday! Finally we have the debut of our brand new season-length segment, Red State Diaries! Our venture into America's heartland to find out why they vote Red, starts with a visit to the Sooner State, Oklahoma - home of James Inhofe and Kevin Stitt!
Musical Guest: Live music returns late September!

Edition #11-2: Oops, I Creeped Out Again Edition (7/15/21)
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Live from the San Jose Improv! With several new books being published and promoted about the Trump Administration's last days, did he attempt to stage a coup after losing? There's some shocking new allegations! And why is noted sex offender Matt Gaetz suddenly interested in Britney Spears' controversial conservatorship? Is he going to ask her out or something? Meanwhile on Fox News, Fox is going all in on anti-vaxxer conspiracy theories and Tucker Carlson is getting weirder and nuttier about some of the more extreme ones! In yet the latest attempt to convince Trump supporters that he's going to be reinstated, Pillow Man Mike Lindell once again moves back the goalposts on when he could be reinstated, but not really! In our investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, we're going to South Africa where the former president was jailed and it's starting massive riots! Could that happen here? Oh wait, it already did! Plus in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", evangelicals have merged with the Q Anon movement - what's it going to take to peel back the conspiracy theory's iron grip on the church? Only one way to find out! We also add California's House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-Batshit) to the ever-growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected! And in a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, tired of the same boring app store from Apple and Google on your device? Well get ready for the conservative friendly "Freedom Phone"! Yes, that's a thing! We also have a new I Need A Drink! And finally in our new series "Red State Diaries", we're taking a look at the latest crazy developments in the Arizona election audit!
Live Musical Guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #11-3: Joe Vs The MAGA Volcano Edition (7/29/21)
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Live from the San Jose Improv! House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q - Batshit) hires a whole bunch of lackeys and sycophants to derail the January 6th Commission but it backfires on him big time! Fox News attempts to rewrite history while Texas goes nuclear on independent thoughts in school classrooms when it comes to learning what actually happened throughout the last 200 years. Meanwhile in Florida, Florida Man, er, Governor Ron DeSantis openly mocks COVID victims and attempts to profit off of human misery. In other pandemic related news, conservatives are amplifying the hysteria against Dr. Fauci over what's happened the last year to 11, and things are going to get really ugly! In our ongoing investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, we take a look at what's really going on in Chicago in regards to gun violence after Merrick Garland sent a team there to investigate gun trafficking. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", conservatives churches are upping their propaganda levels - what can be done to stop them? We've got a few theories. After making a stunning revelation about vaccines, we ask - "Eric Clapton's career - how is this still a thing?". In a new Conspiracy Corner - there was stunning news about Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation to SCOTUS - including thousands of FBI tips. How bad was it? Only one way to find out! We have a new "I Need A Drink" - Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson are taking off into space, but why do their rockets look like a certain part of the male anatomy? George Carlin was right! Finally in our ongoing 2020 exit poll survey Red State Diaries - what's happening in Idaho? Are they going to pull another audit there? More like a fraudit!
Live musical guest: None, unfortunately

Edition #11-4: What To Expect When You're Expecting An Insurrection Edition (8/5/21)
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Live from the SOMA Theater in San Diego! The first round of Capitol Riot hearings are underway and it is the shit show that everyone expected it would be! Though it's not complete without some surprises and special guest stars! Elsewhere in the Capitol Riot news - are the Capitol Rioters oppressed political prisoners? No they're just the world's stupidest criminals who got caught doing something stupid and can't be subjected to the harsh realities of prison. Across the globe, the Tokyo Olympics are still a thing, however potential gold medal winning gymnast Simone Biles bailed on the final round for mental health reasons, but that hasn't stopped conservatives from going full asshole on the subject! Plus, in a Top 10 Update, remember Hobby Lobby's insane Bible Museum? Well their ill gotten gains finally got seized by the feds! Meanwhile in California, the recall against Gavin Newsom is gaining steam... but it's not going the way we think it's going to go and we're running out of both time and options. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", why are conservative churches increasingly upping hysteria that the vaccines are the mark of the beast? We have some new theories! In a new "Beating A Dead Horse" - we are welcoming the return of live music with open arms, but that hasn't stopped stupid people from saying horrible things on stage, and the latest to make an ass of himself is controversial rapper DaBaby! With cases rising and a whatever attitude, we add Arkansas governor Asa Hutchinson to the ever-growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected. In a new "I Need A Drink", our old buddy Kanye West is back in the news with some new material - or is he? And the story behind his latest freak out is quite insane! And finally in our ongoing 2020 exit poll survey Red State Diaries, we take a look at Mike Lindell, the CEO of My Pillow, and the states where he is gaining influence. This is some seriously scary shit!
Live music returns 9/19!

Edition #11-5: Wheel Of Corruption: The Fast Saga Edition (8/12/21)
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Live from McMenamin's in Portland, OR! In a Top 10 first, we actually side with conservatives when we share the concern of former Vice President Dick Cheney about the future of the GOP, and it's not good. And when you've lost Dick Cheney, you're totally lost. In a bizarre plot twist that nobody should be shocked about - in Missouri, Gov. Parsons pardoned the McCloskeys (remember those idiots?) but yet did not pardon Kevin Strickland, an innocent victim of white supremacy. It boggles the mind doesn't it? Meanwhile, our former president is in the news - yes that guy - and he wants people to literally be card carrying members of his MAGA cult, complete with Nazi symbols! In Capitol Riot news, we present the latest round of participants to bite the dust - which we presume was because they said something stupid on social media. While the California recall is going on, New York is having a really sticky situation with Gov. Andrew Cuomo, and we finally delve into a subject we previously decided was off limits. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", we take a look at Hillsong - they are an Australian megachurch with a huge following and they could be in some very deep trouble! In a new edition of "Beating A Dead Horse", conservatives are slamming the Olympics for being "woke" but how "woke" are they? Maybe not as much as you'd think. In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner - it's finally here! The infamous Cyber Symposium that we've all heard so much about, and if you guessed it's a whole lot of nothing dragged out over 3 days, you are correct! We also have a new I Need A Drink in which we're going to get drunk and talk about the botched debut of Kanye West's new album Donda - and it's quite insane! Finally in Red State Diaries, we're going to give you a handy guide to alt right social media - and there's a lot of platforms out there! Too many in fact!
Live music returns 9/2 with Weezer!

Edition #11-6: Governors With Low Self Esteem Edition (8/13/21)
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Live from the Dragon Room At The Stratosphere Las Vegas! Florida is in some serious trouble and it seems like Ron DeSantis is doing everything he can to side with the virus as it destroys the Sunshine State. While Mike Lindell's insane Cyber Symposium is going on, Dominion drops the big one against all of his lies, slander, and utter bullshit when the courts allow the lawsuits against those peddling the "Big Lie". We also take a look at something different when we analyze Joe Biden's colossal infrastructure deal and how he accomplished it, where the Former Guy failed. Meanwhile, our favorite Congress woman Marjorie Taylor Greene gets banned from Twitter, Rand Paul gets banned from Youtube, and once mighty Rudy Guiliani is reduced to turning tricks from celebrity chat website Cameo. In our ongoing investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, what is up with Spirit Airlines? As the gears of the world are slowly starting to grind again, third tier airlines like Spirit are getting left out of the mix, what's going on with that? And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", we take a look at celebrated Christian historian David Barton - this guy is peddling some absolutely dangerous misinformation about history to churches and pastors alike, and we're not letting him get away with it! In a new edition of "Beating A Dead Horse" - why do people hate the new Jeopardy hosts? They seem good enough, right? WRONG! They have some mighty big shoes to fill! And in a new Conspiracy Corner - Mike Lindell's Cyber Symposium wrapped up, and they accomplished... absolutely nothing, and on the eve of the Reinauguration too! We also have a new People Are Dumb, because of course they are! And finally in our ongoing 2020 election survey of all the crazy things the right is up to in "Red State Diaries", we have a recap of the annual Gathering Of The Deplorables in Sturgis!
Live music returns 9/9 with Weezer!

Note: The edition we had planned for 8/26 got canceled so our Best Of for Labor Day gets moved up a week early!

Best Of #19: Delta Variant Labor Day 2021 Edition (8/26/21)
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Viewer Mailbag Best Of! From Idiots #11-3, Kevin McCarthy attempts to derail the January 6th Commission set up by Nancy Pelosi and it backfires on him spectacularly! From Idiots #11-2, Matt Gaetz inexplicably wants to help free Britney Spears from her controversial conservatorship, but we think we know the reason why! From Idiots#11-1, the Former Guy really wants to know who killed Capitol Rioter Ashlii Babbitt, but he should really take a look in the mirror! From Idiots #10-7, we play a game of "Is It Racist", particularly when the founder of Papa John's, John Schnatter, hired a therapist to rid himself of the "n word". Is it raicst? Oh you bet it is! From Idiots #10-9, our investigative series Top 10 Investigates, takes a look at a very tiny group of Facebook users who are having big influence on vaccine usage, known as the "Disinformation Dozen". From Idiots #11-5, our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", takes a look at Australia's hyper church Hillsong - which has a global following and celebrity parishioners, and they're in some serious trouble! From Idiots #10-13, our segment "This Fucking Guy" covers the kingpins of UFC - Joe Rogan and Dana White, and they're both equally awful! From Idiots #11-2, we have a new Conspiracy Corner - are you tired of the same old boring app store? Then buy the Freedom Phone - a cheap Chinese knockoff going for 3x the MSRP and has the app store where you're free to be racist! From Idiots #11-3, our segment "I Need A Drink" takes a look at the dueling penis shaped rockets from Amazon's Jeff Bezon and Virgin's Richard Branson! Yeah it's a 21st century penis measuring contest! From Idiots #11-6, our segment that looks at what the MAGA cult is up to, "Red State Diaries", takes a look at what went down at the annual gathering of Harley Davidson enthusiasts at Sturgis, which has been hijacked by the MAGA crowd in COVID times!
Plus live music and tour dates announced!

**Top 10 takes a week off**

Edition #11-7: A Horse Is A Horse Of Course Of Course Edition (9/9/21)
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Live from Observatory OC in Santa Ana! Ironically on the day Iron Maiden's new album Senjutsu is released, Texas passes 666 new laws - all of which brought to you by Fox News, includes draconian penalties on abortion and forces sports teams to stand for the national anthem. Ugh. Meanwhile, alt right radio host Joe Rogan hawks a dangerous unproven "cure" for COVID called Ivermectin, which is actually a horse deworming medication, and not surprisingly - he gets COVID and decides to take it as a cure. In other virus news, anti-vaxxers are taking their hysteria to school board meetings and things are getting very ugly, and they'll come to a school board meeting near you! Plus with the end of the war in Afghanistan, and the Former Guy attempting to hijack the news to explain how he would have done things, we hijack his talking points to show how things were done! Meanwhile Democrats on Capitol Hill present the 2nd round of hearings on the Capitol Riots and well, of course the right is going to try and hijack it like some kind of cartoon supervillain. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", the religious right is upping the hysteria and fearmongering over the 2020 election, so come find out what your local megachurch is up to! We profile UFC star, former Huntington Beach mayor pro temp, and batshit crazy MAGA spokesman Tito Ortiz in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". Plus in a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, Q Anon goes to Russia! Yes, they are back in the USSR and of course there was no collusion involved. Nothing to see here! Move on! And finally this week we have the first part of our new four part series on the California recall election, Road To Recall, and we find out about one of the election's leading candidates - Larry Elder!
Live musical guest: Weezer

Edition #11-8: You Should Be Jabbing Edition (9/16/21)
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Live from Flappers in Burbank!We remember the tragic events of 9/11/01 20 years later, and surprisingly not a whole lot has changed, but 20 years of endless war. Back at home, Joe Biden takes on anti-vaxxers who are voluntarily killing themselves at this point, and it's going to take a lot to stop the herd from being led off an extremely dangerous cliff. In extreme far right news, there's calls for more right wing violence, and the feds are taking this very seriously. Be afraid, yes, be afraid! Meanwhile, in our favorite state - Florida - Governor Death Sentence passed an insane law about what people can do during a protest, and let's just say it makes Charlottesville look like child's play. Plus - what's up with the shipping industry? Ports like Long Beach, Seattle, and New York are getting bombarded with traffic and they can't unload the boats fast enough! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 - the fight over the new Texas abortion law is heating up, and the Church Of Satan may have found a loophole! We actually may have to side with Satan on this one! Plus in a new Beating A Dead Horse - the UFC is a hotbed for far right and super far right activity, so we're really not that surprised that the Former Guy is now a commentator. And in a new Conspiracy Corner - wait until you see how far conservatives are going to debunk the idea of a vaccine mandate! It's insane. Plus in a new "I Need A Drink" - the Met Gala is back after a year off and we'll bring you all the crazy shit that went down at New York's trendiest ball! And finally in our second part of "Road To Recall" - the results are in! Will Newsom move on or will he face a challenger? Only one way to find out!
Live Musical Guest: The Zappa Band

Edition #11-9: We've Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All Edition (9/23/21)
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Live from the Houston Improv! An absolutely alarming report condemns Trump of wanting to start a nuclear war to boost his approval rating, and the fallout against whistleblower Mark Milley has been absolutely insane! Over on Fox News, Tucker Carlson hilariously reads Nicki Minaj's tweet about her cousin's friend's swollen testicles, and he quickly becomes the butt of the jokes on the internet! Meanwhile, over in Trumpland, while everyone's favorite conspiracy theorist Roger Stone gets served papers while in the middle of an interview on a right wing radio show. Elswhere, everyone's favorite crazy pillow salesman Mike Lindell wants an audit of Alabama's vote. Wait, why are they auditing states Trump won? This has truly reached ridiculous territory! Plus in a new edition of "We're All Gonna Die", the battle for the temperature of the earth is getting worse and conservatives have their heads buried in the sand of course. Yeah... we're all gonna die. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit" - he's back! Our old buddy from Nor Cal, Sean Feucht is going back out on tour and uniting anti-vaxxers and defying health protocols. You should be avoid this like you're avoiding... well the plague! In a new edition of "Beating A Dead Horse" - We profile ultra far right internet pastor and conspiracy theorist Greg Locke in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". We have a new edition of People Are Dumb, because of course they are! Finally in the third installment of our four part series "Road To Recall", California's recall fever is spreading to other states! How bad is it? We're going to find out!
Live musical guest: Modest Mouse

Edition #11-10: Cyber Ninjas II: The Secret Of The Ooze Edition (9/30/21)
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Live from Comedy Works in Denver! The Cyber Ninjas audit of Arizona in the 2020 election is exactly what we all knew it was - a complete joke, laughing stock and a waste of time, money and resources. But... onto Texas next! That's right - Former Guy wants an audit of Texas' vote in the 2020 election. Quick! Get the My Pillow guy on it! We also bring you highlights from the UN General Assembly - thank the highest of high gods that Former Guy wasn't there! Plus did Steve Bannon and Alex Jones basically admit to planning the attack on the Capitol? Oh yeah they most likely did! We also have a new Top 10 Investigates - China is going nuclear on Cryptocurrency and it's causing a huge drop in the market. The fun and games might be over for "blockchain bros"! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit" - we're going to take a deep dive into the world of evangelical conspiracy theories - of which there are many to choose from! Forget prayer warriors, we need prayer Tin Foil Hats! We also debut our first ever segment dedicated to our LGBT friends and allies - "The Pride Files"! Break out your Pride gear and join in with us! In a new Conspiracy Corner - is there an underground cult dedicated to worshipping the horrible events of 9/11? In the 20th anniversary of this event, there actually might be! We also have a new "I Need A Drink" - is cast shaming in movies a thing? We take a look at the cast of the Mario Movie, as well as other recent flicks like Marvel's Shang-Chi, and we need a few beers for this one! Finally in the final installment of our 4 part series "Road To Recall" - we give our final thoughts on recall madness and look to see how we can stop future ones!
Live Musical Guest: Primus

Edition #11-11: Wheel Of Corruption: The Devil Made Me Do It Edition (10/7/10)
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Live from Long Beach! Youtube finally goes nuclear on anti-vaxxers and anti-vaccine content, here's hoping that other social media sites follow suit! Alex Jones gets busted in the Sandy Hook defamation lawsuit and we can't wait to see how much he's gonna have to pay the victims! We bring you the second round of hearings from the Capitol Riot including the latest crackdown on who's getting arrested! Meanwhile in economic news - the US narrowly avoided a catastrophic economic disaster (think: Great Depression II) but that doesn't mean it couldn't happen! Elsewhere, West Virginia's Joe Manchin gets the vote wrong every single time - whose side is he really on? In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", Pat Robertson is retiring! We will take you through the bigoted history of the 700 Club and go through some of Pat Robertson's greatest hits! Proving to be the disaster that it isk, we ask "Trump's And we have a new edition of Conspiracy Corner - the horrifying kidnapping / murder of Youtube influencer Gabby Petito has brought about the case of "Missing White Girl Syndrome" and it's getting to ridiculous proportions once again! We also have a new edition of People Are Dumb because of course they are! Finally getting back to Red State Diaries, the Former Guy held another rally - again in the middle of nowhere, and again it brought out the crazies. We will go through some of the best / worst of it!
Live musical guest: Pearl Jam

Edition #11-12: Three Men & A Subpoena Edition (10/14/21)
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Live from Salt Lake City! A shocking new expose confirms who's behind controversial pro-Trump network OAN and it's none other than AT&T! Time to stage a mass boycott! Meanwhile, several men including Ali Alexander and Steve Bannon are implicated in the January 6th fallout but do they have orders from Trump himself to defy subpoenas? Probably. In other Capitol Riot news, there's more fallout and wait until you see who's crying about getting arrested! It's both pathetic and sad! We also have all the latest nonsense coming from anti-vaxxers and that includes some absolutely batshit crazy theories and bogus cures! In economic news, Tesla's Elon Musk has set up shop in Texas and plans to leave California because... wait for it, those dang high taxes! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor has a full recap of the "Pray Stand Vote" summit, formerly known as the "Values Voters Summit". New branding, same bullshit! We profile legendary guitarist and hardcore anti vaccination crusader Eric, in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". Plus in a new edition of Conspiracy Corner, the Gabby Petito case is reaching ridiculous proportions with Dog The Bounty Hunter on the case, but it is all a ploy just to get a new show? Probably. In a new "I Need A Drink", we get drunk and talk about the strange phenomenon of celebrities who refuse to take showers or bathe properly in a new piece that we're going to call "Stank Ass Celebs". Finally in our ongoing series about the MAGA cult, "Red State Diaries", we have a recap of all the craziness that went down at his latest MAGA rally in Iowa plus some really alarming statistics!.
Live musical guest: Twenty One Pilots

**Top 10 gets bumped for a talking puppet show*

Edition #11-13: The Insurrection Family Edition (10/28/21)
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Live from Sacramento! Halloween special! In what might be a first, the January 6th committee voted unanimously 9 - 0 to hold Steve Bannon in contempt of Congress after he defied a subpoena. But... that led to a big revelation coming from the right's favorite punching bag, Liz Cheney - did the Former Guy personally help plan the insurrection? Yeah probably. Meanwhile, Facebook is considering rebranding itself - because that's what perfectly sane, non evil corporations do! Elsewhere, Dave Chappelle is in the news and not for a positive light because he said some nasty things about trans people and is causing them to stage walkouts and go on strike! We also have the latest nonsense coming from the anti-vaccine crowd and it's not going away any time soon - expect them to choose the BS over reality every time! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", we are going to introduce you to Virginia's extremist gubernatorial candidate Glenn Youngkin. You want a scary story? Just wait until you hear what she's preaching! We have a new Beating A Dead Horse - in light of the Josh Gruden Raiders controversy, should 10 year old e-mails get you in trouble now? Yeah probably. And we profile a pair of country music conspiracy theorists - Travis Tritt and newly outed MAGA Jason Aldean in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". We also have a new People Are Dumb because of course they are! Finally in a new edition of Red State Diaries, what's the "Let's Go Brandon" meme? The underlying meaning might surprise you but it also might not!
Live musical guest: Phish

Edition #11-14: Mark Zuckerberg & The Metaverse Of Madness Edition (11/4/21) (old date) (11/16/21) (new date)
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Live from Chicago! North Carolina senator Richard Burr is in a heap of trouble when it was learned that he sold a bunch of stock after finding out that a massive pandemic was coming... what exactly did he know? In other senate news - why are Joe Manchin and Kristen Sinema backstabbing their fellow democrats on Biden's infrastructure bill? It's truly insane. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook changes it's name. Goodbye Facebook, hello Meta Corporation! And wait until you see the latest stupid meme that the MAGA crowd has come up with! Speaking of social media, the Former Guy's new social media network "Truth Social" is getting off to a very rocky start and is even being accused of stealing source code! Plus speaking of Former Guy, he attended a World Series game between the Houston Cheaters and the Atlanta Braves, find out how he was received! And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our old friends at Liberty University have a big sex problem on their hands and it's not going away any time soon! We have some thoughts on this self-inflicted wound! We also have a new Beating A Dead Horse. And in a new Conspiracy Corner, could there be some Nazis in your backyard? Yeah probably! And we also have a new "I Need A Drink"! Finally in our ongoing series of what the MAGA cult is up to in "Red State Diaries", what's up with the 2022 election? We've got some candidates to introduce you too, and they're exactly what you'd expect from fans of the Former Guy!
Live musical guest: Dropkick Murphys

Edition #11-15: The Top 10 Conservative Idiots 5th Anniversary Special (12/3/21)
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Live from Laugh Boston! To celebrate the 5th (technically 6th but we'll count it as the 5th anniversary since last year didn't really count since we were still at home) of the Top 10, we have a special two part interview with your glorious host! We also have some of the best bits, clips, memes, GIFs, JPEGS, and Youtube videos from all 252 editions! Nothing is left spared! Getting back to business, we have to talk about the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict and we were all angry and pissed, but it's basically given birth to the American version of Al Qaeda. In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", is Kanye West starting a cult? The latest pictures and his celebrity guests coming out of his recent Sunday Sermons seems to indicate that! And in a new "Beating A Dead Horse", we tear down Kid Rock's insane new song about the right's favorite subject - cancel culture! And in a new Conspiracy Corner - was the January 6th Insurrection a false flag? Just ask about anyone on Fox News and they will probably say yes! We also have a new People Are Dumb, because of course they are! Finally in Red State Diaries - what's the deal with Q Anon super fans hanging out at Dealy Plaza? This whole story is getting weirder and nuttier!
Live Musical Guest: Mastodon

Edition #11-16: C.R.E.A.M: Conspiracies Rule Everything Around Me Edition (12/9/21)
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Live from New York City! The Supreme Court's decision on the controversial Mississippi abortion law could end Roe V. Wade as we know it, but once again Texas says "Hold my coat hanger...". Meanwhile some upscale department stores like Neiman Marcus and Apple are getting hit with an insane series of robberies, what's behind them and who's fueling it? There are some insane conspiracies behind it. In Trumpworld, a shocking new revelation confirms that Trump got infected 3 days before his TV debate with Biden - was it intentional? Yeah he's quite literally insane. And since conspiracies do rule everything around us, we're going to define "tyranny" for those who are against vaccine mandates, because they don't seem to quite grasp the concept. In a new edition of "We're All Gonna Die" - just how risky is the new Omicron variant of COVID-19? Do we need the fearmongering or is the WHO just saying "fuck it" at this point? In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit" - the far right cult known as Q Anon is now as popular as some religions, and our resident pastor has some thoughts on that subject. We profile French presidential candidate Eric Zemmour in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy", and if you think Trump is batshit crazy, whew, you ain't seen nothing yet! In a new edition of Conspiracy Corner - fake vaccine passports have come to the NFL, and 3 major players got caught! What's next for vaccine deniers? And in a new edition of "I Need A Drink", it's that time of the year again! This week we get drunk and pour over some of the more insane offerings in the annual GOOP holiday gift guide, and they may very well have outdone themselves this year. Finally this week in "Red State Diaries", what's the beef between Marjorie Greene and Ilhan Omar? Well one is certifiably batshit bonkers and it's not hard to figure out who it is!
Live musical guest: Angels & Airwaves

Edition #11-17: 2021 Year In Review Edition (12/16/21)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216151891

Live from Observatory OC In Santa Ana! We now come to the end of the insane year that is 2021 and with this our annual Year In Review spectacular! January and February saw the Trump-led insurrection of the United States government and the inauguration of our 46th president, Joseph R. Biden. March and April saw the introduction of the COVID-19 vaccine and the return of some resemblance of normalcy to our everyday lives and casting off the shackles of the nightmare year that was 2020. May and June saw the return to normal and people going out and about as if there was no pandemic. Trump is still not going to be reinstated as president. July and August saw the emergence of the COVID-19 Delta Variant - so that means goodbye return to normal but we return to normal anyways! September and October showed a preview of what the coming war against Climate Change is going to look like and we're all gonna die. November and December saw the emergence of the "Let's Go Brandon" meme and a new COVID variant that could possibly threaten us all. Or not. Happy new year everybody! In our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor looks back on the year 2021 and gives some previews of what 2022 could bring! APlus we have a new People Are Dumb that brings you highlights of ridiculously dumb people in 2021. Plus we have a new "I Need A Drink" - and this week we're going to get drunk and recap the madness of the annual New York festival where Santa is too drunk to care if you're naughty or nice - SantaCon! And finally our ongoing segment Red State Diaries wraps up an eventful 2021 and makes predictions on when the Former Guy could be reinstated (not very likely)!
Live musical Guest: Rise Against

Best Of #20: Omicron Variant Edition (1/20/22)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216269354

Best Of Edition! From Idiots #11-5, we talk about how former vice president and guy who literally will shoot you in the face, Dick Cheney says that the future of the GOP is in dire straits. And guess what? We agree with him! From Idiots #11-1, we have a recap of the latest conservative convention to feature all members of the Trump party barfing their brains, CPAC! From Idiots #11-3, Florida Man Ron DeSantis attempts to profit off suffering with some poorly thought out t-shirts. From Idiots #11-9, Mike Lindell goes to Alabama in the latest long shot attempt to overthrow the election. From Idiots 11-12, Elon Musk leaves California for Texas and manages to piss off both states in the process! From Idiots #11-9, our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", Sean Feucht is back and he's super spreading something, and it sure isn't the gospel! From Idiots #11-15, "Beating A Dead Horse" examines Kid Rock's latest song - and you know you failed when Weird Al is saying his attempt at a parody failed! From Idiots #11-13, we profile a pair of country music twits, also rabid anti-vaxxers and Trumpholes Jason Aldean and Travis Tritt in a new edition of "This Fucking Guy". We also have an unused "I Need A Drink" in which we get drunk and talk about cast shaming in the light of Nintendo's new animated Super Mario flick! And finally from Idiots #11-17, in "Red State Diaries", there's a disturbing new trend of Congress people and their families sending out gun-themed Christmas cards, and it needs to stop!
Musical Guest: Mastodon

Holy Shit: The Sunday Sermons


Brand new for season 11 - it's the first ever Top 10 Conservative Idiots spinoff! You've been asking for a Sunday version of Holy Shit for years and now it is finally here! The chance to experience the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in all its' glory. It will combine sermons from two previous Holy Shits, plus new content! We will also answer your prayers from the Holy Shit Hotline To Heaven and bring you new religion themed content every episode! We'll bring you all the fun starting on 10/10 at 4:00 PM!

Episode 1 (series premiere): The Church That Literally Answers Your Prayers (10/10/21)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215940098

In the series premiere of Holy Shit: The Sunday Sermons, we take a look at the wacky world of evangelical conspiracy theories, Pat Robertson retires and we go through the 700 Club's greatest hits, and we answer your prayers from the Holy Shit Hotline To Heaven!

Episode 2: Religion... TO THE EXTREME!!! (10/24/21)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215981551

In episode 2, the Holy Church Of The Top 10 visits the annual gathering of Christian extremists in Virginia at the Pray Vote Stand Festival, formerly known as the Values Voters Summit. We also take a look at the twisted and radical extremist views of North Carolina Lt. governor Mark Robinson. Plus we answer your prayers from the Holy Shit Hotline To Heaven!

Episode 3: Virginia Is For Lovers.....(?) (11/5/21)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216058196

In episode 3, we introduce you to Virginia's ultra radical right wing religious extremist gubernatorial candidate Glenn Youngkin, who has a history of extremely bigoted comments towards the LGBT community! Plus we take a look at Liberty University's growing rape problem, and we answer your prayers from the Holy Shit Hotline to Heaven! Plus we also have a Holy Shit update for you!

Episode 4: The Cult Of Kanye (12/19/21)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216166559

In episode 4, Kanye West is in the process of turning his Sunday Sermons into a full blown cult, Lakewood Church has a found money problem, and a San Antonio church hosts a Q Anon Convention - which is the merchandising of a sci-fi convention combined with the proselytizing of your Sunday sermon combined with a batshit insane political rally. All this plus we answer your prayers from the Holy Shit Hotline To Heaven!

Episode 5: Who Needs Science When You Have Prayer? (2/6/22)

In episode 5, we take a look at the ongoing batshit insane war to get religious exemptions for vaccine mandates passed, and they are being run by some ridiculously shady people. Meanwhile, Christian fundamentalists take their fight to Washington DC in the latest anti-abortion insanity on display at the annual "March For Life". Plus we answer your prayers from the Holy Shit Hotline To Heaven!

Episode 6 (season finale): (2/27/22)