FBI found "fully constructed U.S. Capitol Lego set" in search of insurrectionist's home

[Nevilledog]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/lego-evidence-seized-745916

JULY 6--Along with a notebook containing step-by-step instructions on how to create a “hometown militia,” FBI agents seized a “fully constructed U.S. Capitol Lego set” from the Pennsylvania man indicted last month for his alleged leadership role in the January 6 insurrection, according to court records.

Prosecutors charge that Robert Morss, 27, directed fellow rioters during “one of the most intense and prolonged clashes” with law enforcement officers who were seeking to prevent a violent mob from entering the Capitol through doors on the Lower West Terrace.

Morss, wearing tactical gear and a “Make America Great Again” hat, allegedly ripped a riot shield from the hands of a Metropolitan Police Department officer and later organized a “shield wall” that was used to “crush officers in the rioters’ path.”

As seen in a harrowing video, as rioters chanted “Heave, ho!” in unison, MPD Officer Daniel Hodges was crushed against a door jam as Donald Trump supporters like Morss sought to storm the Capitol. As Hodges screamed in pain, a rioter tore off the cop’s gas mask and took his baton (which was then used to strike the immobilized officer).

*snip*

I...I...yeah, I got nothing.....

[Hugin]

1. But... But... But, they were tourismists!

LALALALALALALA! I can't hear you! LALALALALALALALALALA!

[BlueWavePsych]

9. Precious!

[UpInArms]

2. Was Morss a tour guide?

Asking for a friend ….

[KS Toronado]

10. The "real" tour guides only worked prior to Jan 6th

And before long will be sitting in front of 13 of their coworkers in the House pleading the fifth.

[magicarpet]

20. Yes he was leading the Boebert tour group ....

[empedocles]

3. Evidence of a serious crime against officers

[JuJuChen]

4. That's EASY, he just ordered one

[Tribetime]

14. Very well done 👌

[Fritz Walter]

16. I wonder...

Did they find this video on his YouTube history or watch-list?

FWIW, the video has been on YT for over 15 years.

The "come along to our rally" verses are looking eerily familiar now.

[SheltieLover]

5. I can only imagine the agents thoughts upon finding these items

[C_U_L8R]

6. It's the balloon-sculpture bazookas we gotta worry about.

Fucking magat clowns.

[lindysalsagal]

12. ...or this:

[Buckeye_Democrat]

7. Yeah, he was just there for the rally and nothing more.

[sanatanadharma]

8. I suspect the model was a talisman

The model Congress building was used for magic spells to invoke the protection of LEGO, the Lord-Enforcer (of the) Grand-Oligarch.

Incense (fired bullet-shell smell) is waved over the model while ablutions of beer are poured over the dome all-the-while fast chanting.
"sur Lo, sur Lo, sur Lo, sur Lo....

[RainCaster]

11. This! 🔺🔺🔺🔺

There may have been a second ritual that involved Vaseline and groans.

[forgotmylogin]

17. Sounds like they were doing an elaborate "Dr Evil" presentation...

They had models and a large stick to indicate movements, or a laser pointer. Or sharks with frikkin' laser beams on their heads!

[Takket]

13. Okay everyone here is the plan...

Batman, you smash in through the window. Lego horse you beat a cop. Lego chimp you smear your feces on the wall. Okay team. Let’s do it for drumpf!!!

[Woodwizard]

15. He had served as an Army ranger

Any veteran should have extra penalties tied to their charges they broke the oath.

[geardaddy]

18. This

[marble falls]

19. I thought using Gumby and Pokeys as mounted national park police was a nice touch ...

... If the FBI had only gotten to the kids sandbox in the backyard before it rained, they have seen the operational map for the action.




This is the Moscow's Mitch Brigade practicing digging graves for "libruls and folks like Mike Pence".